penis pet names

dstack · 12-09-2003, 08:04 PM

Just about every man has had a pet name for his shlong at one time or another. In one dating situation we called it Freddy. "Can Freddy come out to play?"

katie64 · 12-09-2003, 08:09 PM

We have a thread here somewhere about this, I'll see if I can find it, but my x called his "ole one eye"...............LMAO

Hey DStack, I just checked out your page, I couldn't comment though

dstack · 12-09-2003, 08:12 PM

Skimming through the threads I missed that one, but I'm not surprised it already existed.

katie64 · 12-09-2003, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dstack
Skimming through the threads I missed that one, but I'm not surprised it already existed.

Here it is..............

MyK · 11-03-2006, 02:32 AM

I call my penis Dale because it is a real big dick!

the other half · 07-26-2007, 02:38 PM

i know this is an old thread, but since im new here i have to add to it.
i call my dick "lil respect", because women r always saying that all they want is a little respect.

fufu · 07-26-2007, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the other half

i know this is an old thread, but since im new here i have to add to it.
i call my dick "lil respect", because women r always saying that all they want is a little respect.

min0 lee · 07-26-2007, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyK

I call my penis Dale because it is a real big dick!

TrojanMan60563 · 07-26-2007, 07:39 PM

Lothar

TCAP28 · 07-27-2007, 12:46 AM

I call mine Roberto. My girlfriend in college looked at it and said it looks like a Roberto. The name has stuck.

**Gazhole** · 07-27-2007, 01:11 AM

Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

StanUk · 07-29-2007, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gazhole

Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

lol! Is that from the Anchorman?

ReproMan · 07-29-2007, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by StanUk

lol! Is that from the Anchorman?

Hoglander · 07-29-2007, 07:33 PM

Mr. Wanker is feeling kind of diminished. I think he's sad because he is losing his third leg status. He's like, "Why do you always want them other legs to be so big all the time! You never do anything with me at the gym! You hate me!! : ( When was the last time you spent some quality time with me to make me all big and happy, sniff sniff."

It's OK Mr Wanker... I'm sorry I promise we'll surf porn tonight. OK?

"Thanks buddy I'll never let you down again. "

I love you Mr. Wanker

"I love you too."

the other half · 07-29-2007, 08:05 PM

thats the kind of relationship that brings a tear to my eyes!!!!!
always a happy ending.

min0 lee · 07-30-2007, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TCAP28

I call mine Roberto. My girlfriend in college looked at it and said it looks like a Roberto. The name has stuck.

I hate to burst your bubble but she may have been thinking about an old flame?

the other half · 07-30-2007, 03:21 PM

ouch!!!!!!!

Scott Overton · 08-18-2007, 01:02 AM

My girl calls it her JESUS STICK, every time she rides it she says she sees JESUS!!

goob · 08-18-2007, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott Overton

My girl calls it her JESUS STICK, every time she rides it she says she sees JESUS!!

......Jesus, is it in yet?

min0 lee · 08-18-2007, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott Overton

My girl calls it her JESUS STICK, every time she rides it she says she sees JESUS!!

Watch out, you never know.

It could have reminded her of some Mexican whose full name is Jesus Enrique De la Hoya Vasco.

Scott Overton · 08-18-2007, 06:07 PM

You know you may be rite she dose speak spanish

min0 lee · 08-18-2007, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott Overton

You know you may be rite she dose speak spanish

Yanick · 08-28-2007, 10:00 AM

My girl called him little yanni but i told her to stop because i didn't the whole 'little' thing. So now she calls him thomas the tank.

DontStop · 08-28-2007, 11:09 AM

I don't have a penis, nor does my best friend...but she names her boobs Pip and Tim

iMan323 · 08-28-2007, 01:55 PM

MyK 2.0 · 10-02-2007, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyK

I call my penis Dale because it is a real big dick!

hahaha

this guy is hilarious!!!!

Yanick · 10-02-2007, 06:02 PM

nice to have you back MyK-ster. You're the only guy from the IM "dark age" that i was sorry to see go.

12-09-2003, 08:04 PM	#1
dstack Moving to a new intesity! Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Fort Lauderdale, FL Posts: 154 Photos: 8	penis pet names Just about every man has had a pet name for his shlong at one time or another. In one dating situation we called it Freddy. "Can Freddy come out to play?" Check out my diverse website to see what supplements, books, websites and inspiring thoughts have helped me. www.rodstephens.com

12-09-2003, 08:09 PM	#2
katie64 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ME, USA Posts: 2,295	We have a thread here somewhere about this, I'll see if I can find it, but my x called his "ole one eye"...............LMAO Hey DStack, I just checked out your page, I couldn't comment though *Each of us conceals an abyss, though few of us are aware of its existence, and even fewer dare to explore its vastness.* Katie [color="Green"]My Journal...[/COLOR

12-09-2003, 08:12 PM	#3
dstack Moving to a new intesity! Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Fort Lauderdale, FL Posts: 154 Photos: 8	Skimming through the threads I missed that one, but I'm not surprised it already existed. Check out my diverse website to see what supplements, books, websites and inspiring thoughts have helped me. www.rodstephens.com

07-26-2007, 02:38 PM	#6
the other half loyal fan since 1972 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: northwest Posts: 1,511 Photos: 6	i know this is an old thread, but since im new here i have to add to it. i call my dick "lil respect", because women r always saying that all they want is a little respect. "katt's spotter" " its not how much u can benchpress. its how much other people think u can." bob chicherillo

07-27-2007, 12:46 AM	#10
TCAP28 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: California Posts: 201	I call mine Roberto. My girlfriend in college looked at it and said it looks like a Roberto. The name has stuck. \| Learn To Get Healthy & Stay Healthy \| Strange News \|

11-03-2006, 02:32 AM	#5
MyK Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: consumerville! Posts: 10,201 Photos: 1	I call my penis Dale because it is a real big dick!

07-26-2007, 07:39 PM	#9
TrojanMan60563 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The U-S of A Posts: 3,393 Photos: 1	Lothar

07-27-2007, 01:11 AM	#11
Gazhole iwillmakeyousmelltheglove Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Wales, UK Posts: 8,003 Photos: 19	Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. http://sdatrainingprograms.blogspot.com - Updated 13/11/09 ***READ THIS FOR TRAINING INFO:*** http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/training/99879-articles-ironmagazineforums-members.html If you want to win the fight, say "I BELIEVE".

07-29-2007, 07:33 PM	#14
Hoglander Cleaner Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Washington Posts: 1,501 Photos: 10	Mr. Wanker is feeling kind of diminished. I think he's sad because he is losing his third leg status. He's like, "Why do you always want them other legs to be so big all the time! You never do anything with me at the gym! You hate me!! : ( When was the last time you spent some quality time with me to make me all big and happy, sniff sniff." It's OK Mr Wanker... I'm sorry I promise we'll surf porn tonight. OK? "Thanks buddy I'll never let you down again. " I love you Mr. Wanker "I love you too."

07-29-2007, 08:05 PM	#15
the other half loyal fan since 1972 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: northwest Posts: 1,511 Photos: 6	thats the kind of relationship that brings a tear to my eyes!!!!! always a happy ending. "katt's spotter" " its not how much u can benchpress. its how much other people think u can." bob chicherillo

07-30-2007, 03:21 PM	#17
the other half loyal fan since 1972 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: northwest Posts: 1,511 Photos: 6	ouch!!!!!!! "katt's spotter" " its not how much u can benchpress. its how much other people think u can." bob chicherillo

08-18-2007, 01:02 AM	#18
Scott Overton Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 10	Nickname!!! My girl calls it her JESUS STICK, every time she rides it she says she sees JESUS!!

08-18-2007, 06:07 PM	#21
Scott Overton Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 10	Pet name You know you may be rite she dose speak spanish

08-28-2007, 10:00 AM	#23
Yanick Amor Fati Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 4,231	My girl called him little yanni but i told her to stop because i didn't the whole 'little' thing. So now she calls him thomas the tank. "The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate

08-28-2007, 11:09 AM	#24
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Photos: 33	I don't have a penis, nor does my best friend...but she names her boobs Pip and Tim You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

08-28-2007, 01:55 PM	#25
iMan323 Preved Medved! Elite Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 947	huj!

10-02-2007, 06:02 PM	#27
Yanick Amor Fati Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 4,231	nice to have you back MyK-ster. You're the only guy from the IM "dark age" that i was sorry to see go. "The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate

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