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Old 12-09-2003, 07:04 PM   #1
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Just about every man has had a pet name for his shlong at one time or another. In one dating situation we called it Freddy. "Can Freddy come out to play?"



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We have a thread here somewhere about this, I'll see if I can find it, but my x called his "ole one eye"...............LMAO

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Old 12-09-2003, 07:12 PM   #3
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Skimming through the threads I missed that one, but I'm not surprised it already existed.



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Old 12-09-2003, 07:15 PM   #4
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Skimming through the threads I missed that one, but I'm not surprised it already existed.
Here it is..............



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Old 11-03-2006, 01:32 AM   #5
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I call my penis Dale because it is a real big dick!
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Old 07-26-2007, 01:38 PM   #6
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i know this is an old thread, but since im new here i have to add to it.
i call my dick "lil respect", because women r always saying that all they want is a little respect.



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Old 07-26-2007, 04:54 PM   #7
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i call my dick "lil respect", because women r always saying that all they want is a little respect.



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Old 07-26-2007, 05:16 PM   #8
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Old 07-26-2007, 11:46 PM   #10
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I call mine Roberto. My girlfriend in college looked at it and said it looks like a Roberto. The name has stuck.



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Old 07-27-2007, 12:11 AM   #11
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Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.



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Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
lol! Is that from the Anchorman?
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Mr. Wanker is feeling kind of diminished. I think he's sad because he is losing his third leg status. He's like, "Why do you always want them other legs to be so big all the time! You never do anything with me at the gym! You hate me!! : ( When was the last time you spent some quality time with me to make me all big and happy, sniff sniff."

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thats the kind of relationship that brings a tear to my eyes!!!!!
always a happy ending.



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I call mine Roberto. My girlfriend in college looked at it and said it looks like a Roberto. The name has stuck.
I hate to burst your bubble but she may have been thinking about an old flame?



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My girl calls it her JESUS STICK, every time she rides it she says she sees JESUS!!
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......Jesus, is it in yet?



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Watch out, you never know.

It could have reminded her of some Mexican whose full name is Jesus Enrique De la Hoya Vasco.



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You know you may be rite she dose speak spanish
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My girl called him little yanni but i told her to stop because i didn't the whole 'little' thing. So now she calls him thomas the tank.



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Old 08-28-2007, 10:09 AM   #24
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I don't have a penis, nor does my best friend...but she names her boobs Pip and Tim



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nice to have you back MyK-ster. You're the only guy from the IM "dark age" that i was sorry to see go.



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