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Old 12-24-2003, 07:13 PM   #1
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Devil haha, this is some funny shit i need to share with you guys

Hey I saw that thread about Pussys and i posted this on it :

"i had a "girlfriend" once, she had a huge pussy dude, i mean this thing could strech as hell, everytime we do a 69er i tryed to see how much it can go, lol i always tried to see into the "black hole" hahahhaha, i was only 15 then, man that was a fun time. Plus whenever we did dogystyle it wasn't even feeling all that nice and tucked in, now i have a girlfriend who is always complaining that she hurts when i go in."

I think that shit is pretty funny, HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS OUT THERE ANY FUNNY STORIES ANYONE ?????
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Old 12-24-2003, 09:08 PM   #2
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COMON WHAT THE F*** PEOPLEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! REPLY ON THIS SHIT, YOU DONT THINK ITS FUNNY ????????????????????????????????????



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Old 12-25-2003, 07:58 PM   #3
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Well QG, you do seem to have a poetic way about you...........................NOT



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Old 12-25-2003, 08:00 PM   #4
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lol, well sorry maybe this thread was a little mean,..........but oh well



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not mean.....immature.



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haha, ok im sorry ill be "mature" but i was only 15 and damn when i thought about it after reading the Thread"Pussy Type" it was even funnier to me



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did you ever try fisting her.

sorry, I could not resist.



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hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahahahhahah ahahahahahhaanhahahhahaa.......................... .. THANXXXX PRINCE, you saved me from them, i dont know whats wrong everyone is atacking me today. Well i did put 5 fingers in but i didn't wanna try the fist, I could have done it if i wanted to but i thought it was kinda gross, lol but i would try it on her now (if i knew where she was ) hehehehehhe, seeeeeee it is funny



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nope.

and as long as we're being open...

prince u better change your avatar before I masterbate to it. And I'm not thrilled that the avi's attached to a dude's profile.
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did you ever try fisting her.

sorry, I could not resist.
Damn Prince, I thought men liked them tight...........



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hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahahahhahah ahahahahahhaanhahahhahaa.......................... .. THANXXXX PRINCE, you saved me from them, i dont know whats wrong everyone is atacking me today. Well i did put 5 fingers in but i didn't wanna try the fist, I could have done it if i wanted to but i thought it was kinda gross, lol but i would try it on her now (if i knew where she was ) hehehehehhe, seeeeeee it is funny
I wasn't attacking you I do have a smilie at the end, but this whole topic is just gross, even I think so



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And this isn't funny, it just tells us that your girlfriend didn't find you of an adequate size so she used larger items on her self thus making her (you know) larger, LOL




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i really don't give a fu** about her, I was 15 and just used her to "experiment"....... as soon as she said something about marige, i gave her the boot



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how come IM allow 15-olds to post here. This forum should be extremely adult
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ur just jelous that you didnt get any untill you were 25 bitch, plus i said i W A S 15 at the time and am just thinking about the old times behind me



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gosh i only see 15.
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I think I'd be freaked out if I could fit a fist in there.
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and as long as we're being open...

prince u better change your avatar before I masterbate to it. And I'm not thrilled that the avi's attached to a dude's profile.




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Re: haha, this is some funny shit i need to share with you guys

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Hey I saw that thread about Pussys and i posted this on it :

"i had a "girlfriend" once, she had a huge pussy dude, i mean this thing could strech as hell, everytime we do a 69er i tryed to see how much it can go, lol i always tried to see into the "black hole" hahahhaha, i was only 15 then, man that was a fun time. Plus whenever we did dogystyle it wasn't even feeling all that nice and tucked in, now i have a girlfriend who is always complaining that she hurts when i go in."

I think that shit is pretty funny, HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS OUT THERE ANY FUNNY STORIES ANYONE ?????
Okay. Since you think this was so funny at 15. Did you consider yourself a man then? If that's the case, maybe you should consider yourself as being a little tiny at 15.

How old was this girl?



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Her ex-boyfriend musta been PACKIN'
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LOL.......Greek....that was bad......



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she was 16, our birthday are only 2 day apart.....and she was 1 year and 2 day older.... and yeah i was 15 and it was a fun time......so what the hell are you guys so pissed at me, i was just laughing at some old times and ofcourse i was still a kid but shit i was a experienced one........
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did u have to bring this thread back up? My last post seems oddly out of place now that Prince DID change his avatar
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did u have to bring this thread back up? My last post seems oddly out of place now that Prince DID change his avatar
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glad I could clear that up
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Re: haha, this is some funny shit i need to share with you guys

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Hey I saw that thread about Pussys and i posted this on it :

"i had a "girlfriend" once, she had a huge pussy dude, i mean this thing could strech as hell, everytime we do a 69er i tryed to see how much it can go, lol i always tried to see into the "black hole" hahahhaha, i was only 15 then, man that was a fun time. Plus whenever we did dogystyle it wasn't even feeling all that nice and tucked in, now i have a girlfriend who is always complaining that she hurts when i go in."

I think that shit is pretty funny, HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS OUT THERE ANY FUNNY STORIES ANYONE ?????
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