Jessica Simpson waiting until marriage with him? Yeah right. I know you Shae don't believe that crock of horse crap in polite terms.
When I was ages 11 - 13
When I was ages 14 - 15
When I was ages 16 - 17
When I was ages 18 - 19
When I was ages 20 - and above
Im a Dumb MORMON, I wanan wait until it's to late
I love DonkeyPorn, just didn't find the right one yet
Well, there was Jessica Simpson who has to, "save sex till marrage". Yup she poped the cherry with Nick Lachey after the wedding.Originally Posted by moon
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Jessica Simpson waiting until marriage with him? Yeah right. I know you Shae don't believe that crock of horse crap in polite terms.
lyin ass bitch.. ha ha


well, I am atleast that much closer to helping you relive this burden.Originally Posted by rockgazer69
I am a friend. I would help you with this...
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
- Appollo Creed
Oh that was a smooth one Burner!!!! I don't think I have used that before!!Originally Posted by Burner02
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heh heh...I think I am gonna dust off 'evil burner' get my job back as a bouncer downtown and go nuckin futz....
On a bad note..the past few months and stress have taken their toll: I was down at the club, hanging with some friends, when one of them remarked..'Damn mike, you're getting smaller"
only appropriate response:
Fuck you!
Time to lift!
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
- Appollo Creed
I was there dude!! The first 4 months I kept losing weight, getting more gray.... it took it's toll!!!Originally Posted by Burner02
Bouncing is fun!!!!
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I kinda miss it. Was waiting for my friend to show up @ Starbucks for the near mandatory pre-workout esspresso. Walked to the tanning place next door. The girl behind the counter is a friend fo mine and also still a waitress @ the club. I told her I was thinking of going back to work, and her reply was: Great! The guys we have now are tools.
Not that I am any sort of bad ass..but I was always working the crowd. Rarely had problems on my floor.
Also found out that if u get one of those candy necklaces..you'd be suprised how many women are willing to nibble on your neck..
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
- Appollo Creed
11-13 holy shit wtf!!! I thought i was young at 15 haha
Belfort11
I have a buddy who lost his virginity at 12yrs old to his 15yr old babysitter.11-13 holy shit wtf!!! I thought i was young at 15 haha
lol I havent read the rest of this thread but has anyone lost it before they where nine years old? If so I got the record for this siteI can't vote it does not go that low
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I had my first stripper at about 4. She was an older woman. (At least 5)
She showed me "hers" for a piece of chocolate. Sweet ass on that one!![]()
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
that had to have been the worst sex ever? but how did it happenOriginally Posted by KataMaStEr
Oh trust me it was when I think about it now. But back then I felt like I was on top of the worldOriginally Posted by Belfort11
. We probably only went at it for like 5 minutes and that was it. It happened on a bomb shelter back in Cuba near my school. The girl wasn’t a virgin and she was 12. I don’t regret anything; I like to think I’m better satisfying a woman than the guys around my age, I took my first lesson way before they did
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And of course, you all want my answer. Huh? *snickers*
I am a virgin and want sex very bad!![]()
I was close from doing it sophmore year in highschool. His name is Lester and he was a great friend. I realy wantid to give him my virginity because I was so in love with him and he was the one. But not that long ago when we became friends, I found out that he was gay! Oh, was I so friggin pissed!
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Your buddy is only 12 years old Johnnny?Originally Posted by Johnnny
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I'm not sure the title of this thread applies to me. I never "lost" anything. I threw that shit away and never bothered looking for it again.![]()
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
HAHAHAHAHAHAOriginally Posted by MaxMirkin
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Look what we got here, an IM virgin.
Welcome!
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
Yeah, looks like Diamond lost his IM virginity here within this threadOriginally Posted by MaxMirkin
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wow, i started this thread like for ever ago, its nice to have a popular thread thanx guys, see randy it wasnt a stupid question!!!!!!!
i know some guys who are 21-23 yrs old they think they are pimps but still are virgins fucking stupid idiots i swear, i mean i have nothing against virgins and people who wana loose their virginity to a "special" person (in my friends case a HOT girl) but god damn dont pretend to be a fucking pimpin when you know you are to scared to do anything, anyone knows guys like that ?
I've learned to expect any question asked on this forumOriginally Posted by QuestionGuy
Did I say it was a stupid question? Hmmmm
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I lost mine in while I was in high school. It was with my high school sweet heart, which no longer is.. I was 18 when I lost it..
How come you didn't have an option for 10 and under. How am I supposed to vote?!
The only time it's bad to feel the burn is when you're peeing...
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The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
That only goes for cows. The other farm animals are fair game, right? Cause Dolly says she loves me! Isn't that right, girl?
"Baaaaah! Baaaaah!"
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The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
That's right Max... only Cows!![]()
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Eh, I'm still a virgin. 20 years old. By choice though, I could have gotten laid a few times im sure, but haven't met a chick thats worthwhile yet
Since when do they have to be worthwhile?Originally Posted by camaroguy72
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The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.