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    Ever walked in on your parents?

    Have you? If yes what happened?
    Homer: Hey! I saved your life! That egg sandwich could have killed you by cholesterol.
    Lenny: Pfft, forget it, Homer. While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human
    blood stream.


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    What brought this on Derek....did you walk in on your parents recently?
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    No, I never walked in on my parents. By the same token...my kids have never walked in on me and my husband...thank gawd!!!!
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    10 votes and only 3 posts??? You guys suck!
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    Wow those are some serious tatoos tat2d chick... Is that a photo of you?

    I like to look at tatoos (lots of kewl artwork), but don't think I would want one on myself... I guess I just I just don't like the fact that they are perminent.... But that's just me. I thought about the tribal on the arm though, those look pretty kewl...
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    disgusting just disgusting..my parents got divorced a long time ago ..so no
    Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.

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    Originally posted by Randy
    What brought this on Derek....did you walk in on your parents recently?
    Heh not recently thank god. Many years ago I walked in. Thankfully they were under the covers so I acted like I didn't know what was going on. Not sure if they knew I knew what was going on or not. But still

    I thought maybe some funny stories would be told on the topic though.
    Homer: Hey! I saved your life! That egg sandwich could have killed you by cholesterol.
    Lenny: Pfft, forget it, Homer. While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human
    blood stream.


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    Yeah I can relate Derek, I too walked in once in a situation exactly how you described yours
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    yes

    Yes, I did. They were f*cking like greased up monkeys. It was awesome.

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    I found my mother's "little battery operated friend" in her bedside table once. Does that count?

    Can you say - eeeeewwwww...
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    Never walked in, but could hear sometimes! Still trying to block that out of my conscious mind
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...

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    screw you kuso

    my mother and I had more "close calls" than the dad and son on the American Pie series
    Last edited by Crono1000; 01-15-2004 at 07:08 PM.

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    Dero? Where does Dero come into play here?

    Originally posted by Crono1000

    screw you dero

    my mother and I had more "close calls" than the dad and son on the American Pie series
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    I guess
    poor ole Dero, catching hell and he's not even here to defend himself
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    That happens to him for some reason...............






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    I meant KUSO dammit!

    Ahaha, that's right, let's all get a good laugh at my expense.

    Never can get these old people sorted out, they all look the same to me

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    this was part of the kevin 'spencer adult cartoon series on that very weekend. Kevin walked into the kitchen whilst mommy was bent over the kitchen table, pants down by her ankles and daddy was greasing her up! If anyone has never seen it, it is the simpsons taken to the most extreme point. I mean,they aren't serial killers but probably kevin is working his way to it!! it's a pretty funny yet nihilistic view of the world.

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    did you HAVE to revive this thread MM

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    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, that is gross! Scary thoughts!!

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    I walked in on my grandparents changing 13 years ago or so. So, that made them 85 years old.

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    I once walked into my grandmothers house (I was less than 10) and she was looking our the front door...nekkid. Thta was not a pretty sight...
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    that's EXACTLY what I did!
    (and ran the other way!)
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    a 70 - something, wrinkled women (especially one you are related to) is not a pretty sight!
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    That reminds me of an incident year and years ago. I was visiting with a group of guys and drinking a couple beers out on their upstairs apartment balcony. One of the guys asked us all to look through the patio glass door in the apartment that was to the left of us.... There, we seen this like 600lb butt ass naked women just causually walking around in her apartment. She went to the refrigerator , then walked around and then sat down at her kitchen table There is no way she didn't know we were all out there (after all we were just a few feet away). We all had a pretty good laugh of disgust though. It was definitely a site for sore eyes
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    kinda like a bad movie? You just could not pry your eyes away?
    hey, you checked monster.com late'y? Ther are butt loads of jobs available here....gotta clearance?
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    this is a silly question. everyone knows parents don't have sex.

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