Have your ever prefered masturbation instead of real sex ?

QuestionGuy · 09-04-2004, 05:00 PM

AHHA, trus me i would rather have the nast cheeseburger instead of the steak thank you ver much, but masturbation instead of sex is just crazy,

Vieope · 09-04-2004, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by QuestionGuy

AHHA, trus me i would rather have the nast cheeseburger instead of the steak thank you ver much, but masturbation instead of sex is just crazy,

What if you had the option to have regular sex with your girlfriend or be mastubated by a hot movie star/model ?
What would you choose now?

Jeeper · 09-09-2004, 07:54 PM

To be honest there has been a very rare occasion that I would prefer the burger to the steak.

OceanDude · 09-19-2004, 04:57 AM

Well just look at the poll results boys and girls - its neck and neck. Clearly half of you are not being honest.

I normally don't get involved in these kinds of discussions but I just happen to be bored at the moment while my wife is asleep and I am waiting for coffee to brew. Yes there are times when it is just more convenient. There are: 1) monthly periods where sex is just not the coolest thing or time, 2) business travel of one or the other partners (and cell phones

), 3) one partner is sick or in pain from injury, 4) one partner falls asleep early due to too much wine or fun (hate it when this happens), 5) sometimes both are not always in the mood at the precise same time of the day 6) you didn't want to cheat with that hot babe (or guy for the ladies) that came onto you as you left the gym and you reached the point of no return when she grabbed you by the handle and 6) sometimes you are in a hurry to go to work or don't want to get the fresh sheets all messy etc. and you really need it NOW and the wife just showered and dressed, and 7) for the guys there are times when its just plain embarrassing to be seen limping along or being in pain or discomfort with a woodie that challenges the rivets on your levis and refuses to go down

OD

shutupntra1n · 09-19-2004, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by OceanDude

Well just look at the poll results boys and girls - its neck and neck. Clearly half of you are not being honest.

I normally don't get involved in these kinds of discussions but I just happen to be bored at the moment while my wife is asleep and I am waiting for coffee to brew. Yes there are times when it is just more convenient. There are: 1) monthly periods where sex is just not the coolest thing or time, 2) business travel of one or the other partners (and cell phones

), 3) one partner is sick or in pain from injury, 4) one partner falls asleep early due to too much wine or fun (hate it when this happens), 5) sometimes both are not always in the mood at the precise same time of the day 6) you didn't want to cheat with that hot babe (or guy for the ladies) that came onto you as you left the gym and you reached the point of no return when she grabbed you by the handle and 6) sometimes you are in a hurry to go to work or don't want to get the fresh sheets all messy etc. and you really need it NOW and the wife just showered and dressed, and 7) for the guys there are times when its just plain embarrassing to be seen limping along or being in pain or discomfort with a woodie that challenges the rivets on your levis and refuses to go down

OD

Everytime you have preferred the masturbation it was because of some lame road block... The poll did not mention a road block. If good sex is available why would you want to wack off? Instead, masturbate, let your partner watch, and then presume to follow up with the real thing

DFINEST · 09-19-2004, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SJ69

This remonds me of a punchline to a joke that I can't remember - "that's alright honey, it was a small load, I did it by hand"

**CowPimp** · 10-02-2004, 12:01 AM

Hell no. Enough said.

OceanDude · 10-02-2004, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by shutupntra1n

Everytime you have preferred the masturbation it was because of some lame road block... The poll did not mention a road block. If good sex is available why would you want to wack off? Instead, masturbate, let your partner watch, and then presume to follow up with the real thing

Now now SUnT, you are reading in as much into the question as I or anyone else did. As stated it was a stupid question with lots of room for interpretation. No where in the poll did it say anything about "good sex". Road Blocks are a reality as is time. I just gave a large number of examples where it may be more pragmatic and more satisfying because "real" sex was either not likely to be high quality or was only going to be good for one of the two people anyway. This is not so much about how I personally feel as it is an objective view of the question.

OD

p.s. I like your signature pics. No doubt some of the single guys here have them pinned to their walls as inspirational material (ahem, for body building).

shutupntra1n · 10-02-2004, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by OceanDude

Now now SUnT, you are reading in as much into the question as I or anyone else did. As stated it was a stupid question with lots of room for interpretation. No where in the poll did it say anything about "good sex". Road Blocks are a reality as is time. I just gave a large number of examples where it may be more pragmatic and more satisfying because "real" sex was either not likely to be high quality or was only going to be good for one of the two people anyway. This is not so much about how I personally feel as it is an objective view of the question.

OD

p.s. I like your signature pics. No doubt some of the single guys here have them pinned to their walls as inspirational material (ahem, for body building).

I'm just busting on ya OD

Yes there was some other thread called "How often do you masterbate" and I believe myself and a few others decided to start our own MA group (Masterbaters anonymous)

min0 lee · 10-11-2004, 09:37 AM

Yes, my boyfreind is mino lee. I have no choice.

so you see

solid10 · 10-12-2004, 07:30 PM

cman · 11-29-2004, 04:47 PM

Once. My girl freind said she would make it up to me if I would pass on sex and wait till later. She wanted to visit her freind. She told me on the way to pick her up that she was thinking of suicide so we needed to get her and cheer her up.We picked up her girl freind and went out to party. While driving down a desert road, my girlfreind asked her freind if she would feel better if I masterbaited for her. She said nothing. My girl freind said I will take that as a yes. So I climbed in the front seat between them and went at it for her. They were both several years older than I. I was 19 and they were mid 20's.
She seemed to enjoy it, started talking dirty to me and was smiling for the rest of the night.
And my woman did make it up to me.

Little Wing · 11-29-2004, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by cman

Once. My girl freind said she would make it up to me if I would pass on sex and wait till later. She wanted to visit her freind. She told me on the way to pick her up that she was thinking of suicide so we needed to get her and cheer her up.We picked up her girl freind and went out to party. While driving down a desert road, my girlfreind asked her freind if she would feel better if I masterbaited for her. She said nothing. My girl freind said I will take that as a yes. So I climbed in the front seat between them and went at it for her. They were both several years older than I. I was 19 and they were mid 20's.
She seemed to enjoy it, started talking dirty to me and was smiling for the rest of the night.
And my woman did make it up to me.

hotbody · 11-29-2004, 06:57 PM

I love to have some fun with my toys....but I definately prefer sex....I can go all night....if the man is willing....mmmmmm......I actually love doing both with the guy....start off with some fun and end it with a boom...

cman · 11-29-2004, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by rockgazer69

See your not the only naughty one here.

Little Wing · 11-30-2004, 12:03 PM

go on imesh n look up video "out of control...."

TrojanMan60563 · 12-01-2004, 05:48 PM

I said "no" but there is only a few exceptions....I'd prefer to do it myself rather then get with some stink pink. I'm sure we've all ran into one before...after doing the smell test you decide head would be enough for the night.

sportytahoe · 12-05-2004, 12:59 AM

i would rather masturbate than sleep with my ex boyfriend, he did NOTHING for me sexually-----

but this comes from a chronic masturbator........

TrojanMan60563 · 12-05-2004, 01:19 AM

I think women need to be careful with vibrators...you can really ruin sex for yourselves that way. Men do not vibrate and so if your pussy get used to only cumming from vibration then dick is just not going to cut the mustard when the time comes. I think a better option is to either get a boy toy or use your hands. Vibrators work well obviously but its not replicating anything a man will ever be able to do for you. I guess after prolonged vibrator use you can desensitize your pussy from dick.

da jock · 12-05-2004, 08:56 AM

Back in the day a few times I was dating girls & we weren't really clicking, yes beating off was better than the sex. Usually if you don't care about the relationship you don't take the effort to be very good in bed.

david · 12-15-2004, 03:09 PM

can't say that masterbation is better than sex ever!

hotbody · 12-15-2004, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563

I think women need to be careful with vibrators...you can really ruin sex for yourselves that way. Men do not vibrate and so if your pussy get used to only cumming from vibration then dick is just not going to cut the mustard when the time comes. I think a better option is to either get a boy toy or use your hands. Vibrators work well obviously but its not replicating anything a man will ever be able to do for you. I guess after prolonged vibrator use you can desensitize your pussy from dick.

I use my hands....and they work really good.......

trvlr70 · 12-16-2004, 09:07 AM

Yes, I have preferred masterbation from time to time. Typically this occurs when I employ sex/orgasms as a tool for relaxation or for trouble sleeping verses sexual satisfaction.

Little Wing · 01-03-2005, 03:55 AM

i would rather please myself then be with someone that i do not wholeheartedly desire.

Lavrik_AK · 01-05-2005, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by x~factor

The only reason you masterbate is because you don't have a woman that's willing to participate at the time you're horny.

Its damn good to be married!

Bump!

Vieope · 01-05-2005, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Lavrik_AK

Bump!

Look at you, first post in one of Vieope´s thread, he would be glad to know.

Welcome to IM

Lavrik_AK · 01-05-2005, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeeper

To be honest there has been a very rare occasion that I would prefer the burger to the steak.

Same here, although eating burgers together is far more fun than catching drive-thru by yourself!

I'm definitely a steak man, but sometimes my wife gets hungry watching me eat a burger; then there's always room for steak...

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09-19-2004, 04:57 AM	#34
OceanDude Well Read Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Cape Canaveral, FL Posts: 1,853	Well just look at the poll results boys and girls - its neck and neck. Clearly half of you are not being honest. I normally don't get involved in these kinds of discussions but I just happen to be bored at the moment while my wife is asleep and I am waiting for coffee to brew. Yes there are times when it is just more convenient. There are: 1) monthly periods where sex is just not the coolest thing or time, 2) business travel of one or the other partners (and cell phones ), 3) one partner is sick or in pain from injury, 4) one partner falls asleep early due to too much wine or fun (hate it when this happens), 5) sometimes both are not always in the mood at the precise same time of the day 6) you didn't want to cheat with that hot babe (or guy for the ladies) that came onto you as you left the gym and you reached the point of no return when she grabbed you by the handle and 6) sometimes you are in a hurry to go to work or don't want to get the fresh sheets all messy etc. and you really need it NOW and the wife just showered and dressed, and 7) for the guys there are times when its just plain embarrassing to be seen limping along or being in pain or discomfort with a woodie that challenges the rivets on your levis and refuses to go down OD Last edited by OceanDude : 09-19-2004 at 05:13 AM.
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10-02-2004, 12:01 AM	#37
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11-29-2004, 04:47 PM	#42
cman Disabled Vet Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Atl GA Posts: 1,077 Photos: 3	Once. My girl freind said she would make it up to me if I would pass on sex and wait till later. She wanted to visit her freind. She told me on the way to pick her up that she was thinking of suicide so we needed to get her and cheer her up.We picked up her girl freind and went out to party. While driving down a desert road, my girlfreind asked her freind if she would feel better if I masterbaited for her. She said nothing. My girl freind said I will take that as a yes. So I climbed in the front seat between them and went at it for her. They were both several years older than I. I was 19 and they were mid 20's. She seemed to enjoy it, started talking dirty to me and was smiling for the rest of the night. And my woman did make it up to me.
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09-04-2004, 05:00 PM	#31
QuestionGuy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 2,183	AHHA, trus me i would rather have the nast cheeseburger instead of the steak thank you ver much, but masturbation instead of sex is just crazy,

09-09-2004, 07:54 PM	#33
Jeeper Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Phoenix Posts: 173	To be honest there has been a very rare occasion that I would prefer the burger to the steak.

10-11-2004, 09:37 AM	#40
min0 lee I See© Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Bronx, NYC Posts: 32,647 Blog Entries: 3 Photos: 542	Yes, my boyfreind is mino lee. I have no choice. so you see

11-29-2004, 06:57 PM	#44
hotbody Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: USA Posts: 43	I love to have some fun with my toys....but I definately prefer sex....I can go all night....if the man is willing....mmmmmm......I actually love doing both with the guy....start off with some fun and end it with a boom...
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11-30-2004, 12:03 PM	#46
Little Wing SEMPER~FIDELIS Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 21,288 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 191	go on imesh n look up video "out of control...."

12-01-2004, 05:48 PM	#47
TrojanMan60563 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The U-S of A Posts: 2,956 Photos: 1	I said "no" but there is only a few exceptions....I'd prefer to do it myself rather then get with some stink pink. I'm sure we've all ran into one before...after doing the smell test you decide head would be enough for the night.

12-05-2004, 12:59 AM	#48
sportytahoe bikinis...here I come Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Athens, GA Posts: 55	i would rather masturbate than sleep with my ex boyfriend, he did NOTHING for me sexually----- but this comes from a chronic masturbator........
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12-05-2004, 01:19 AM	#49
TrojanMan60563 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The U-S of A Posts: 2,956 Photos: 1	I think women need to be careful with vibrators...you can really ruin sex for yourselves that way. Men do not vibrate and so if your pussy get used to only cumming from vibration then dick is just not going to cut the mustard when the time comes. I think a better option is to either get a boy toy or use your hands. Vibrators work well obviously but its not replicating anything a man will ever be able to do for you. I guess after prolonged vibrator use you can desensitize your pussy from dick.

12-05-2004, 08:56 AM	#50
da jock Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: NY State Posts: 250 Photos: 7	Back in the day a few times I was dating girls & we weren't really clicking, yes beating off was better than the sex. Usually if you don't care about the relationship you don't take the effort to be very good in bed.

12-15-2004, 03:09 PM	#51
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	can't say that masterbation is better than sex ever!

12-16-2004, 09:07 AM	#53
trvlr70 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: North Carolina Posts: 94	Yes, I have preferred masterbation from time to time. Typically this occurs when I employ sex/orgasms as a tool for relaxation or for trouble sleeping verses sexual satisfaction.

01-03-2005, 03:55 AM	#54
Little Wing SEMPER~FIDELIS Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 21,288 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 191	i would rather please myself then be with someone that i do not wholeheartedly desire.