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- 04-12-2004, 02:09 PM #1The Original Jackass
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That's a good question
I was working at the mill this weekend and I was talking with this 19 year old kid who was about to move out of his parents place and into dorms. He loves the stories I tell him about my times, especially the ones with girls in them
. Then he asks me,
"What is it about that mound of disfigured flesh between a girls legs that drives us nuts? It's ugly, smells weird, and isn't exactly the greatest tasting thing in the world. So why do we love it so much?"
........and for the life of me, I couldn't give him an answer.
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- 04-12-2004, 02:21 PM #2UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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- 04-12-2004, 02:24 PM #3Moderator MODERATOR
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My wiener fits in there and likes the environment. I make pretty much all of my decisions based on what my wiener thinks.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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- 04-12-2004, 03:35 PM #4The Original Jackass
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Good answer Dale 
But seriously it is a good question. What the hell is it about that thing that makes men cheat on their wives, get in fights with their friends, and spend all their money on it? And why do we want it all the time and as many as we can get?
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- 04-12-2004, 03:44 PM #5Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Are you mad man, ugly, disgusting, smelly, doesn't taste good. I think your knocking on the wrong door (butthole) try the one on the next floor the one that looks like a flower, smells nice and tastes wonderful or have we finally convinced you you're gay with our Albob jokes?
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
- 04-13-2004, 09:06 AM #6The Original Jackass
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Exactly my pointOriginally posted by maniclion
try the one on the next floor the one that looks like a flower, smells nice and tastes wonderful
Why do we think it is the most wonderful thing in the world? Is it some chemical thing?
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- 04-13-2004, 01:33 PM #7The one and only....
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I dont know about you, but I love the way my girls tastes,and smells, I have been with some that dont taste all that well and CERTAINLY dont smell all that good, needless to say, those females weren't around very long. When you find one that does taste good or smell good, you like it, and you never think that a girl would smell bad or taste bad down there, but there are sure enough of them out there that do.
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- 04-13-2004, 01:35 PM #8Member
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that dude in rock's avator is cool
ar ya....ugly things taste good...like durian, antibiotic pills
- 04-13-2004, 02:35 PM #9The Original Jackass
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Well yes I love the way mine does too, which brings me back to my question. Why the hell do we? I mean if a soda came in that flavour we would puke it up, but put a hot body around it and we can't get enough. Why?Originally posted by RoCk79
I dont know about you, but I love the way my girls tastes,and smells, If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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- 04-13-2004, 02:50 PM #10The one and only....
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The best way to answer this question is this...
Because it tastes good and smells good, why do you enjoy eating your favorite food? because it tastes great and smells good. Why do you not like to eat other food, because it tastes nasty and smells gross. (Maybe I'm not answering it, but now I am craving the scent and taste of my girl, I need to go home and satisfy my cravings...)Only one holding you back is yourself...It's time to let go....
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- 04-15-2004, 11:40 AM #11IDIOT SAVANT
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No, the best way to answer this is to slap the stupid little fuqer up side his thick skull and ask, WHO GIVES A FUQ?!?!? If she's willing you tap it and don't worry about why. Irontime, I'm gonna go home and slap the shit out of your mother. How could she and I have raised such a dumbass?Originally posted by RoCk79
The best way to answer this question is this...
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- 04-19-2004, 12:34 PM #12The Original Jackass
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Thanx pops, Actually I think Rock answered it best.
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- 04-19-2004, 04:29 PM #13You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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more general than that even, men need to ejaculate and they provide up with a nice warm place to do it
- 04-20-2004, 10:39 AM #14The Original Jackass
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Nice 
I'll tell the kid that answer If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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- 04-20-2004, 10:48 AM #15Super Hero in Training
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your pussy? Did you just slip? Finally coming out?Originally posted by irontime
Well yes I love the way mine does too,
oh..and oldbob..how did you miss this opportunity? I am thinking of retracting my vote for you for king JA, '03!Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
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- 04-22-2004, 03:18 PM #16The Original Jackass
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DIE!!!
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- 04-22-2004, 04:38 PM #17I'm special :)
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- 04-22-2004, 08:31 PM #18Registered User
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My thoughts exactly. FOr a young kid in college a knot hole in a tree would work if it didn't scratch the hell out of him.Originally posted by gr81
more general than that even, men need to ejaculate and they provide up with a nice warm place to do it
- 04-23-2004, 08:08 AM #19IDIOT SAVANT
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Holy shit, how did I miss that. OK Burner, guess I'll have to keep you around for a while longer.Originally posted by Burner02
your pussy? Did you just slip? Finally coming out?
oh..and oldbob..how did you miss this opportunity? I am thinking of retracting my vote for you for king JA, '03!
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
- 04-23-2004, 11:09 AM #20The Original Jackass
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Did you hear that Burner? Albob's gonna keep you 
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- 04-23-2004, 12:18 PM #21IDIOT SAVANT
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Nah, not that way. He's an ex-Air Force cop, he's already so reamed out I'd have to shove a ham up his ass and pull out the bone just so I could feel something.Originally posted by irontime
Did you hear that Burner? Albob's gonna keep you
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
- 04-23-2004, 03:37 PM #22The Original Jackass
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Holy hell, that is just wrong If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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- 04-26-2004, 09:40 AM #23Slowpoke ELITE MEMBER
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I got into a habit after reading a very sad joke before I was sexually active.
Now, I notice what my pussy smells like and if I find it strong I drink more water. That does the trick by nightfall. Then I'm prime to go... haven't had a problem yet
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- 04-27-2004, 01:05 AM #24Super Hero in Training
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damn....how do I recover from that one????Originally posted by ALBOB
Nah, not that way. He's an ex-Air Force cop, he's already so reamed out I'd have to shove a ham up his ass and pull out the bone just so I could feel something.
Should't you be tossed into a old folks home by now?
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
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- 04-27-2004, 11:19 AM #25The Original Jackass
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Well definitely not with the lame attempt that you just pulledOriginally posted by Burner02
damn....how do I recover from that one????
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- 04-27-2004, 08:03 PM #26Super Hero in Training
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so, it was a weak jab, not a strong body hook....
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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- 04-28-2004, 12:25 AM #27Registered User
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There is a pharamone.. (sp) that turns guys on, I guess its kinda like a drug of some sort, gets ya addicted. But seriously, there is something chemically down there that makes ya want more
Just a girl.... Looking for muscles!!
- 04-28-2004, 12:38 AM #28Registered User
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Lol, brings new meaning to "pussy control" btw
Just a girl.... Looking for muscles!!
- 05-03-2004, 11:02 AM #29The Original Jackass
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Ya that would explain it, thanks hon If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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- 05-03-2004, 11:38 AM #30IDIOT SAVANT
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Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
There is a pharamone.. (sp) that turns guys on, I guess its kinda like a drug of some sort, gets ya addicted. But seriously, there is something chemically down there that makes ya want more
We get turned on by seafood. Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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