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  1. 04-22-2004, 07:36 PM #1
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    Penis problem

    I have a problem, my penis slighty bends to the left and its drving me crazy. I think I used my right hand to much as a kid while masterbating and thats the reason it bends to the left. Does anyone know how I can make it striaght??
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    Just start using your left hand while masterbating, eventualy it will straightens out.
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  4. 04-22-2004, 08:11 PM #3
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    ive been doing that for a while now, no results
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    I think its genetic man... Just screw your girl sideways, so you hit her g-spot.
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    Re: PeniS problem

    Originally posted by pippin17
    I have a problem, my penis slighty bends to the left and its drving me crazy. I think I used my right hand to much as a kid while masterbating and thats the reason it bends to the left. Does anyone know how I can make it striaght??
    Peyronies Disease = crooked penis

    don't think you can do anything except surgery...
    I train differently than most, my beef is with gravity the weights on the bar are just the medium...Thanks to Wall Street your slice of the American Pie has been reduced to a crumb.
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  7. 04-22-2004, 08:18 PM #6
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    Trade it in for a new one.
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    Originally posted by maniclion
    Trade it in for a new one.
    You can do that.Cause I want a larger one
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    get a crooked girlfriend
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  10. 04-22-2004, 08:25 PM #9
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    Originally posted by Crono1000
    get a crooked girlfriend
    Aren't they all crooked?
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  11. 04-22-2004, 08:27 PM #10
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    Re: PeniS problem

    Originally posted by pippin17
    Does anyone know how I can make it striaght??
    Go outside, lay in the gutter with your pecker hanging over onto the side walk. Then get someone you trust to slam the hell out of it with a 5lb sledge hammer. That should straighted it right up. Hope this helps.
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  12. 04-23-2004, 02:01 PM #11
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    Peyronies Disease also you get painful errections, and the penis is really bent, mines only bent a little.
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  13. 04-23-2004, 02:05 PM #12
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    i don't think it should be a problem unless it hurts, just leave it alone don't try twisting it to make it go straight,
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  14. 04-23-2004, 02:26 PM #13
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    Re: PeniS problem

    Originally posted by pippin17
    I have a problem, my penis slighty bends to the left and its drving me crazy.
    Have you ever had any women complain about this? No? Then it's not a problem. Quit worrying about it and go use it.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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  15. 04-23-2004, 03:40 PM #14
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    Re: Re: PeniS problem

    Originally posted by ALBOB
    Have you ever had any women complain about this? No?
    Well he may get complaints if she tries to swallow and it just goes to the side of her cheek
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  16. 04-23-2004, 04:32 PM #15
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    also, its highly anoying to be teased about it... what do i say? sorry
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  17. 04-23-2004, 05:09 PM #16
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    I doubt if any guys penis is completely straight. Hell, I havent met a guy in my life who doesnt masturbate. Im sure we all have a little bend in our boys. As long as it doenst look like a question mark, I think youll do ok.

    If you get teased, just tell the guys who tease you that their mothers $@##$ is crooked and thats why yours is bent.
    "Show me a beautiful woman, and I'll show you a guy tired of screwing her"
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  18. 04-23-2004, 06:36 PM #17
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    Tell them it's a special limited edition, its rare cuz only a few were made..
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  19. 04-23-2004, 06:39 PM #18
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    Remember that Peyronies Disease is not an excuse for trying anal sex by accident.
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    Haha, whats your excuse then Vieope?
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    Originally posted by greekblondechic
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    The beatings will continue until morale improves!!

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    Originally posted by Eggs
    Haha, whats your excuse then Vieope?
    I usually say: look over there!
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    go see a urologist, sometimes it is scar tissue and it can be dealt with by medication. Otherwise it takes surgery, so unless it's a big enough problem to put tiny elvis under the knife I would just be happy it still gets hard
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    Originally posted by PreMier
    I think its genetic man... Just screw your girl sideways, so you hit her g-spot.

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH good shit man !
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    Originally posted by PreMier
    I think its genetic man... Just screw your girl sideways, so you hit her g-spot.
    LMAO!!! What a response! (But I bet it works!
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    you should be proud of your bend. you can get all those hard to reach places.

    'bender' is forming a new meaning for me.
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    Originally posted by greekblondechic
    Tell them it's a special limited edition, its rare cuz only a few were made..
    I train differently than most, my beef is with gravity the weights on the bar are just the medium...Thanks to Wall Street your slice of the American Pie has been reduced to a crumb.
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