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Do you get horny in the tanning bed?

View Poll Results: Do you get horny in the tanning bed?

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  • Girls - No

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  • Girls - Yes, but I don't do anything about it

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  • Girls - Yes, and I take care of myself

    4 3.23%
  • Guys - No

    51 41.13%
  • Guys - Yes, but I leave it alone

    32 25.81%
  • Guys - Yes, and I go with it

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    Do you get horny in the tanning bed?

    I don't know if it's the fan, the heat, being nekked in a public place (sort of), but I always get a hard on in there?
    How about the ladies?
    The guys?
    Do you do anything about it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SJ69
    but I always get a hard on in there?
    How about the ladies?

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    I used to own a tanning salon a long time ago and had to clean off the beds sometimes. What you're talking about here is making me queasy


    When I used them I used to fall asleep. Since I just had some skin cancer removed I don't think I'll be using one again.

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    [QUOTE=Paynne]I used to own a tanning salon a long time ago and had to clean off the beds sometimes. What you're talking about here is making me queasy QUOTE]

    LOL
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    If I got horny I would have a big white line halfway up my chest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeeper
    If I got horny I would have a big white line halfway up my chest.
    I'll do this before someone else does.


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    Yea, I get horny. When the tanned front desk girl asks if I want tanning lotion, I always ask how will I get it on my back because I cant reach
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    I've only used tanning booths, but yeah...I get horny. Figured I was the only one. Of course the owner of the place looks like a Barbie doll. That might have something to do with it.
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    Of course. Who doesn't?

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    no but once i was tanning on a picnic table on a deserted beach n began to wonder... if a girl cums in the forest with no one to hear will there be a noise...?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    no but once i was tanning on a picnic table on a deserted beach n began to wonder... if a girl cums in the forest with no one to hear will there be a noise...?????


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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    no but once i was tanning on a picnic table on a deserted beach n began to wonder... if a girl cums in the forest with no one to hear will there be a noise...?????
    So was there a noise?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    no but once i was tanning on a picnic table on a deserted beach n began to wonder... if a girl cums in the forest with no one to hear will there be a noise...?????
    Knowing you................BIG NOISE! Too bad I didn't hear it!






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    I don't know if there was a noise I was lost in the middle of a daydream about being discovered by a beautiful stranger...

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    What the..........

    Horny in a tanning bed? No, but I fall asleep alot. Maybe I should choose the stand up ones more often! I don't know how you all have time to get horny in a tanning bed,it's only 10-12 mins. Usually the best time to tan is after working out! Aren't you all tired??

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    Quote Originally Posted by PreMier
    When the tanned front desk girl asks if I want tanning lotion, I always ask how will I get it on my back because I cant reach
    Funny you mention that. i went tanning for the first time ever today, and i had to ask the girl up front to lotion the backside of my balls for the same reason
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    no but once i was tanning on a picnic table on a deserted beach n began to wonder... if a girl cums in the forest with no one to hear will there be a noise...?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Run4Life
    Of course. Who doesn't?

    Yeah, what kind of question is that?... I would get horny in any kind of bed if the cirCUMstances were right ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flex
    Funny you mention that. i went tanning for the first time ever today, and i had to ask the girl up front to lotion the backside of my balls for the same reason
    FLEX you did not

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    Quote Originally Posted by PreMier
    Yea, I get horny. When the tanned front desk girl asks if I want tanning lotion, I always ask how will I get it on my back because I cant reach
    so..ah...did that approach ever work out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by david
    What the..........

    Horny in a tanning bed? No, but I fall asleep alot. Maybe I should choose the stand up ones more often! I don't know how you all have time to get horny in a tanning bed,it's only 10-12 mins. Usually the best time to tan is after working out! Aren't you all tired??
    Part of what I used to do wsa, go get an espresso, go to the tanning salon, and while letting the cafene ramp me up in the booth, and visualize the workout that was about to come...or think about other things...hey..I am a guy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burner02
    so..ah...did that approach ever work out?

    Only once, and its because it was a girl I knew. The rest just say that its a tanning salon, nothing more lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Run4Life
    Of course. Who doesn't?
    Me. I would love to know what you are thinking about???

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    DJ, click where???
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    Quote Originally Posted by PreMier
    DJ, click where???

    Try again.

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    Ok, lol! The pic was there before and I was clicking it to see more haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by PreMier
    Ok, lol! The pic was there before and I was clicking it to see more haha
    I should be nominated for dumbass of the month. Lemme check my user options.

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    hhmm..I was going to post something..but I just lost all train of thought...
    dam...she's purtty..
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    I'll post more pics. Oh yeah....What was this thread about???


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