Who Suck Own Cock And How To Do It?

Shae · 07-25-2004, 12:04 AM

Huh? It's not humanly possible. Is it?

ASSPUNCTURE · 07-25-2004, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Shae

Huh? It's not humanly possible. Is it?

a broken rib and a slipped disc later and now you tell me

Big Smoothy · 07-25-2004, 06:44 AM

Asspuncture, you're a weird f*cka....

Are you a Pollack squid who only gets his rocks on in some grimey port town?

sportytahoe · 07-25-2004, 02:51 PM

i had a friend that could suck his own dick until he was about fifteen years old and he did it on a regular basis......he's homosexual and i think that's why he was so willing to admit his self-fellating habit.....

cappo5150 · 07-25-2004, 10:11 PM

You have some weird questions dude. But theres a movie floating around of Ron Jeremy blowing himself. Its really old from the 70s.

aggies1ut · 07-25-2004, 10:43 PM

Asspuncture, you are a freak....

Big Smoothy · 07-25-2004, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by cappo5150

You have some weird questions dude. But theres a movie floating around of Ron Jeremy blowing himself. Its really old from the 70s.

Thanks! I'm heading over to Amazon.com!

Little Wing · 07-25-2004, 11:50 PM

I saw pics of a guy doing it on the net someplace but don't recall where maybe rotten.com or one of it's links. So yes it's possible. A contortionist in Details mag says yes he could but then he'd have a dick in his mouth and that wasn't his thing.

djrx06 · 07-26-2004, 08:27 AM

Who gives a shit if it is possible...to each's own but damn! Who would ask such a question like that? Go out and find yourself a woman willing and able!!!!!!! You would be in a much more comfortable position.

just my 2 cents.

KataMaStEr · 07-26-2004, 08:54 AM

OH HELL NO. Dude this is a fitness forum. Not a how to forum on how to suck your own weiner.

bulletproof1 · 07-26-2004, 09:00 AM

i dont understand why you would want to suck your own dick anyways, unless you're a fag.

do you think the women here would lick their twat if they were physically able?

what a pointless post

bulletproof1 · 07-26-2004, 09:10 AM

im scared to ask what protein you use ..... jism whey?

trHawT · 07-26-2004, 09:20 AM

Immature.

Jeeper · 07-26-2004, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by bulletproof1

im scared to ask what protein you use ..... jism whey?

PreMier · 07-26-2004, 06:50 PM

pmech · 07-26-2004, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bulletproof1

do you think the women here would lick their twat if they were physically able?

No, but what a wonderful world it would be if they would/could

adrien_j9 · 07-26-2004, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by cappo5150

You have some weird questions dude. But theres a movie floating around of Ron Jeremy blowing himself. Its really old from the 70s.

Where is it? I need, I need! RJ's my latest obsession!!!

SPIKE1257 · 07-26-2004, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE

a broken rib and a slipped disc later and now you tell me

STRAIGHT to the ignore list, emphasis on "STRAIGHT"...

Var · 07-26-2004, 08:11 PM

What the fuck is this shit?! Ass-pirate, do you really have to flaunt your homosexuality in all your threads??? So far, just about every one of your posts has been about something nauseating!

As Spike said, "STRAIGHT to ignore list".

ASSPUNCTURE · 07-26-2004, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Var

What the fuck is this shit?! Ass-pirate, do you really have to flaunt your homosexuality in all your threads??? So far, just about every one of your posts has been about something nauseating!

As Spike said, "STRAIGHT to ignore list".

I am funny, and i have a good time. This is the internet moron....lighten up and have fun you homophobic lil douche.

BTW< what does sucking ones own dick have to do with homosexuality?

Seems like your mind takes you where you want to go, not my posts.

And im willing to bet you dont have the balls to ignore me, none of you do...I am amusing and thats that. You live to read my posts, you feed off my energy like a parasitical virus....much like the one that causes you a burning sensation when you urinate....you know the one you told me about in the PM's.

ASSPUNCTURE · 07-26-2004, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SPIKE1257

STRAIGHT to the ignore list, emphasis on "STRAIGHT"...

Judging by your pic.....i bet you already take it up the ass. lol

Sean0621 · 07-26-2004, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Var

What the fuck is this shit?! Ass-pirate, do you really have to flaunt your homosexuality in all your threads??? So far, just about every one of your posts has been about something nauseating!

As Spike said, "STRAIGHT to ignore list".

Yup Var, I feel the same as you. He's the first on my ignore list since I've been here. Even Johnnny isn't on my ignore list.

Pepper · 07-26-2004, 09:22 PM

I be willing to bet that mr asspuncture is a regular here under another name.

Pepper · 07-26-2004, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE

BTW< what does sucking ones own dick have to do with homosexuality?

Go figure..what kind of moron would connect a guy sucking a cock with homosexuality?

KataMaStEr · 07-26-2004, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pepper

I be willing to bet that mr asspuncture is a regular here under another name.

I been thinking the same thing lately about some people, someone may have a bit too much time in their hands around here

PreMier · 07-26-2004, 09:36 PM

Who would it be? Can you check IP's?

Pepper · 07-26-2004, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by PreMier

Who would it be? Can you check IP's?

I can in the Sports Forum only but I don't expect him to drop by anytime soon.

PreMier · 07-26-2004, 09:46 PM

Unless it involves golf.. You know, getting the balls in the hole

Monolith · 07-26-2004, 09:50 PM

Asspuncture is Mudge!

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07-25-2004, 11:50 PM	#9
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	I saw pics of a guy doing it on the net someplace but don't recall where maybe rotten.com or one of it's links. So yes it's possible. A contortionist in Details mag says yes he could but then he'd have a dick in his mouth and that wasn't his thing. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

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07-25-2004, 02:51 PM	#5
sportytahoe bikinis...here I come Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Athens, GA Posts: 55	i had a friend that could suck his own dick until he was about fifteen years old and he did it on a regular basis......he's homosexual and i think that's why he was so willing to admit his self-fellating habit.....

07-25-2004, 10:11 PM	#6
cappo5150 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Venice, CA Posts: 2,320 Photos: 1	You have some weird questions dude. But theres a movie floating around of Ron Jeremy blowing himself. Its really old from the 70s.

07-25-2004, 10:43 PM	#7
aggies1ut NorCal Elite Member* Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Sacramento, Ca. Posts: 3,580 Photos: 19	Asspuncture, you are a freak....

07-26-2004, 08:27 AM	#10
djrx06 Iron Rich Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Downtown Miami Posts: 835 Photos: 2	Who gives a shit if it is possible...to each's own but damn! Who would ask such a question like that? Go out and find yourself a woman willing and able!!!!!!! You would be in a much more comfortable position. just my 2 cents.

07-26-2004, 08:54 AM	#11
KataMaStEr -==♠==- Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Sunshine State Posts: 1,960 Photos: 6	OH HELL NO. Dude this is a fitness forum. Not a how to forum on how to suck your own weiner.

07-26-2004, 09:00 AM	#12
bulletproof1 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: * Posts: 2,428	i dont understand why you would want to suck your own dick anyways, unless you're a fag. do you think the women here would lick their twat if they were physically able? what a pointless post

07-26-2004, 09:10 AM	#13
bulletproof1 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: * Posts: 2,428	im scared to ask what protein you use ..... jism whey?

07-26-2004, 06:50 PM	#16
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,962 Photos: 2	P-side Inc. "the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

07-26-2004, 08:11 PM	#20
Var Filthy Animal Join Date: May 2002 Location: Finally back in New England!! Posts: 5,438	What the fuck is this shit?! Ass-pirate, do you really have to flaunt your homosexuality in all your threads??? So far, just about every one of your posts has been about something nauseating! As Spike said, "STRAIGHT to ignore list". But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you. -N. Machiavelli

07-26-2004, 09:22 PM	#24
Pepper Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,543	I be willing to bet that mr asspuncture is a regular here under another name. My Carb Cycling Progress - you can't hide from the numbers.

07-26-2004, 09:36 PM	#27
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,962 Photos: 2	Who would it be? Can you check IP's? P-side Inc. "the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

07-26-2004, 09:46 PM	#29
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,962 Photos: 2	Unless it involves golf.. You know, getting the balls in the hole P-side Inc. "the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

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