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08-02-2004, 11:08 PM #1I "Bai lei tai"
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10 Things Men Don't Know about Women
I feel it's necessary to share this wealth of information to the men on this forum, in the event that you haven't previously read it in Men's Health magazine. Learn it; live it; love it...
10 THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT WOMEN:
1. The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her clit.
2. When we say we want you to get in touch with your feminine side, we really mean you need to touch our clit.
3. When we ask you if we look fat, it really means "Can you see my clit?"
4. We'd love to meet your mom. Right after we introduce you to our clit.
5. Diamonds are forever, but touching our clit can buy you two or three years.
6. When we tell you, "We're not communicating," it really means you're not touching our clit.
7. We'd be happy to buy our own damn drinks if you touched our clit.
8. When we say, "Harder! Harder!" that means "Take it out and touch my clit."
9. The fact that women make seventy-five cents to every man's dollar won't bother us as long as you touch our clit.
10. "Go have boys' night out" really means "I'll stay home and touch my clit."
-Wanda Sykes
"Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we REACT to what happens; not by what life brings to us, but by the ATTITUDE we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a CHAIN REACTION of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst... a spark that creates EXTRAORDINARY RESULTS."
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08-02-2004, 11:28 PM #2happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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08-02-2004, 11:33 PM #3I "Bai lei tai"
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Gee...ummmm....gosh. You haven't even....well, you know.
"Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we REACT to what happens; not by what life brings to us, but by the ATTITUDE we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a CHAIN REACTION of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst... a spark that creates EXTRAORDINARY RESULTS."
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08-03-2004, 05:55 AM #4HOOAH!!!
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Can I touch your clit?
THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL ME, CERTAINLY MUST MAKE ME STRONGER
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08-03-2004, 09:37 AM #5Windy City ELITE MEMBER
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Clit Eastwood.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain
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08-03-2004, 01:54 PM #6I "Bai lei tai"
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Is it burned into memory yet??
"Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we REACT to what happens; not by what life brings to us, but by the ATTITUDE we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a CHAIN REACTION of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst... a spark that creates EXTRAORDINARY RESULTS."
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08-03-2004, 07:07 PM #7Lucky Luke
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I took notes
Originally Posted by adrien_j9
Is it burned into memory yet??
where in Mi are ya? I'm around SE detroit area."If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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08-03-2004, 09:52 PM #8I "Bai lei tai"
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Grand Rapids. Never heard of New Baltimore. I've been to South Lyon; anywhere near there?
"Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we REACT to what happens; not by what life brings to us, but by the ATTITUDE we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a CHAIN REACTION of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst... a spark that creates EXTRAORDINARY RESULTS."
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08-03-2004, 11:45 PM #9Registered User
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funny as hell
Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.
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08-04-2004, 06:28 AM #10Lucky Luke
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nope
I'm all the way east from you, on anchor bay. Originally Posted by adrien_j9
25 minutes from canada (winsor) down I94.
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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08-07-2004, 05:03 PM #11I "Bai lei tai"
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That's a drive from my location, yikes!!
"Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we REACT to what happens; not by what life brings to us, but by the ATTITUDE we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a CHAIN REACTION of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst... a spark that creates EXTRAORDINARY RESULTS."
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08-07-2004, 05:18 PM #12Lucky Luke
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yeap. I can't beleive how many girls are on the west side. No wonder their aren't any over here.
"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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Folks.... We have a Ho
Mm777
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08-07-2004, 11:16 PM #14You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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hey, at least shes vocal about what she wants. I love that. nuthin better than a chick thats gonna tell you what spots to hit!
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08-08-2004, 01:34 PM #15I "Bai lei tai"
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No one forced you to check out this thread, now did they?? As for a "ho" I'm sure Wanda Sykes could care less what you think of her as you don't exist in her world. By the way, excellent use of the English language! Originally Posted by Metalman777
Folks.... We have a Ho
"Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we REACT to what happens; not by what life brings to us, but by the ATTITUDE we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a CHAIN REACTION of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst... a spark that creates EXTRAORDINARY RESULTS."
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08-09-2004, 03:30 PM #16JB'Os THONG ELITE MEMBER
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Isnt there like 90 more things I mm, or we should know, maybe a visual aid would be helpfull
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10-22-2004, 06:52 AM #17I "Bai lei tai"
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<- Posting because this thread should NOT disappear!
"Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we REACT to what happens; not by what life brings to us, but by the ATTITUDE we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a CHAIN REACTION of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst... a spark that creates EXTRAORDINARY RESULTS."
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10-22-2004, 06:56 AM #18The #1 StunnaH
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Yes! Yes! I agree we need visual aids,but...Love the CLIT! I am a big fan! Originally Posted by sawheet
"MAKE IT HAPPEN"
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10-22-2004, 07:10 AM #19I "Bai lei tai"
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Visual aide from Wanda Sykes? Uhhh, don't know if I can supply that!!!
"Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we REACT to what happens; not by what life brings to us, but by the ATTITUDE we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a CHAIN REACTION of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst... a spark that creates EXTRAORDINARY RESULTS."
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10-22-2004, 08:52 AM #20Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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Just the thought of a visual aide from Wanda is enough to not want to touch anyone's clit for at least a few hours ... Originally Posted by adrien_j9
Visual aide from Wanda Sykes? Uhhh, don't know if I can supply that!!!
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10-22-2004, 09:19 AM #21I "Bai lei tai"
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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
Just the thought of a visual aide from Wanda is enough to not want to touch anyone's clit for at least a few hours ...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's what they asked for, though!
"Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we REACT to what happens; not by what life brings to us, but by the ATTITUDE we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a CHAIN REACTION of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst... a spark that creates EXTRAORDINARY RESULTS."
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10-22-2004, 10:26 AM #22Cheerfully Offensive
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Stop playing BC, you know Wanda is one sexy-ass bitch. Didn't you ever see "Pootie Tang"? Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
Just the thought of a visual aide from Wanda is enough to not want to touch anyone's clit for at least a few hours ...
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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10-22-2004, 11:51 AM #23Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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wasnt she Biggie shortie, i love that movie. Seppa town my main damie. Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Stop playing BC, you know Wanda is one sexy-ass bitch. Didn't you ever see "Pootie Tang"?
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10-22-2004, 02:49 PM #24I "Bai lei tai"
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Wow, uhhhh, that's a bit of information overload. But what do I expect posting this?
"Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we REACT to what happens; not by what life brings to us, but by the ATTITUDE we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a CHAIN REACTION of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst... a spark that creates EXTRAORDINARY RESULTS."
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Touched your clit? Originally Posted by adrien_j9
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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10-22-2004, 03:23 PM #26I "Bai lei tai"
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I'm innocent, I tell ya. Innocent. Hear?
"Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we REACT to what happens; not by what life brings to us, but by the ATTITUDE we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a CHAIN REACTION of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst... a spark that creates EXTRAORDINARY RESULTS."
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10-22-2004, 03:29 PM #27Well Read ELITE MEMBER
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I got carried away...
OD"Doc, If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself..."
Est unusquisque faber ipsae suae fortunae.
We Americans scoff at the likes of African witch doctors yet spend 100's of millions of dollars on fake reducing systems.
The only regular exercise he gets is stretching the truth.
His intellect is not replenished, he is only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts...
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10-22-2004, 03:29 PM #28Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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Ehhh? .... What's that ya say? Can't hear ya? Originally Posted by adrien_j9
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10-22-2004, 04:00 PM #29I "Bai lei tai"
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DAMNIT! You know too much about me, BC, to fall for my bullshit! Ughhhhh.
"Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we REACT to what happens; not by what life brings to us, but by the ATTITUDE we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a CHAIN REACTION of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst... a spark that creates EXTRAORDINARY RESULTS."
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So what?! You're allowed to, after all. You didn't offend me. Don't let my teasing erase your words! Then I'll feel guilty, and this is my world you know!!! Don't upset my world! Originally Posted by OceanDude
"Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we REACT to what happens; not by what life brings to us, but by the ATTITUDE we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a CHAIN REACTION of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst... a spark that creates EXTRAORDINARY RESULTS."
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