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Old 08-09-2004, 03:15 PM   #1
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what do u think about when beating ur shit
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Old 08-09-2004, 03:30 PM   #2
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african men bent over a bail of hay...dueling banjos...duct tape and rubber ball gags..smell of bile and sweat....maybe thinking about being choked near the point of passing out while having my salad tossed and given a vicious callous handed reach-around
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african men bent over a bail of hay...dueling banjos...duct tape and rubber ball gags..smell of bile and sweat....maybe thinking about being choked near the point of passing out while having my salad tossed and given a vicious callous handed reach-around
you are a fucking weirdo.....get help asap
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Old 08-09-2004, 11:58 PM   #4
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Old 08-09-2004, 11:58 PM   #5
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what do u think about when beating ur shit
lol that was so well crafted, truly genious. Someone took alot of pride and used alot of skill in putting that question together lets get this thread moving.

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Old 08-10-2004, 08:55 AM   #6
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african men bent over a bail of hay...dueling banjos...duct tape and rubber ball gags..smell of bile and sweat....maybe thinking about being choked near the point of passing out while having my salad tossed and given a vicious callous handed reach-around
you should be a writer.
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Old 08-10-2004, 10:36 AM   #7
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lol that was so well crafted, truly genious. Someone took alot of pride and used alot of skill in putting that question together lets get this thread moving.
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Riverdragon, you think about Eric Estrada? Damn, you must be a huge CHiPS fan.



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Riverdragon, you think about Eric Estrada? Damn, you must be a huge CHiPS fan.
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Would someone please ban ASSPUNCTURE?



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Old 08-10-2004, 07:06 PM   #11
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Don't encourage him or give him idea's. Even though he says he NOT gay anymore but maybe... just maybe, Prince should open up a section just for him in regards to that topic. As a matter of fact... all gay comments regardless of what thread there in must be moved into that section monitored by @sspuncture! what do ya think?
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what do u think about when beating ur shit

I think about all the people i hate in this world

and then i really go to town on that thing
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Don't encourage him or give him idea's. Even though he says he NOT gay anymore but maybe... just maybe, Prince should open up a section just for him in regards to that topic. As a matter of fact... all gay comments regardless of what thread there in must be moved into that section monitored by @sspuncture! what do ya think?
Agreed!!!!
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and then i really go to town on that thing

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Don't encourage him or give him idea's. Even though he says he NOT gay anymore but maybe... just maybe, Prince should open up a section just for him in regards to that topic. As a matter of fact... all gay comments regardless of what thread there in must be moved into that section monitored by @sspuncture! what do ya think?
Hi David,

It is probably just his "way" of saying he's horny and in need - and probably is having difficulty finding someone to satisfy him. Everyone is entitled to speak freely about whatever. If you (meaning anyone here) do not agree with someone ignore them and move on is the best thing in my opinion. When someone expresses their thoughts (no matter what they are) at least you know where they are coming from and where they stand even if you do not agree or accept what they have to say.

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yea i bet you were really into this thread kvyd
must make you really horny with all these guys talking about masterbaiting...lmao
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Its obviously a joke. And then this John H character and ruins all my fun



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Old 08-11-2004, 11:53 PM   #20
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it sounds cheesy, and weird (in either a sick-weirdo kinda way or a boy-you-whipped kinda way) but I usually think about tit
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^yeah we all think about tits man, its normal...lol



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I opened this thread, only because I knew asspuncture would post here, and I am a fan of him.

This thread reminds me of the 16 year old that was getting his rocks off of Jodi's avatar about a week ago though.



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Hi Kvyd,

I was not trying to "kill a thread" just responding to what I thought was going on. I LOVE joking around and do all the time but when something sounds serious or a serious reply is necessary that is how I reply. Take Care, John H.
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^yeah we all think about tits man, its normal...lol
Hi gr81. Many things what some people consider "normal" or not is not actually being accurate. There is VARIATION (variety) in ALL things in life and living - INCLUDING Sex and Sexuality. Look at all the Guys who "love Lesbians" and see absolutely nothing "wrong" with Lesbians - Lesbians are nothing more than a part of the variety of life and living as is different leaves on a tree, different colors, hot days, cool days, cold days (and inbetween) - VARIATION. A VERY NATURAL PART OF LIFE AND LIVING. Take Care, John H.
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I opened this thread, only because I knew asspuncture would post here, and I am a fan of him.

This thread reminds me of the 16 year old that was getting his rocks off of Jodi's avatar about a week ago though.
Hi Mr., "Asspuncture" has his likes and dislikes just as anyone else. I am sure he appreciates "the attention"... Everyone needs to laugh...

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A writer wrote that... Its called Pulp Fiction



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John H. Do you purposely try to sound like a 80 year old computer with no people skills what so ever, or is that just you?



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