perfect kiss

micflint001 · 08-09-2004, 06:29 PM

Ok i need help because supposedly i am a lousy kisser. I would really like someone to give me a step by step (since im a blonde)instructions so i can see what in the hell it is im doing wrong. And what are some common things guys do wrong in kissing? thanxs i appreciate it

ASSPUNCTURE · 08-09-2004, 07:46 PM

be very gentle, and give her soft kisses....focusing on securing your lips around her upper and then her lower lip. you dont need to ram your toungue in her mouth, just play a little. If she sticks her toungue into your mouth...suck it, im telling you..just do it. I think both males and females like there lower lips bit/nibbled a bit ...especially during sex. use some lip balm so they arent crusty, and dont salivate too much, or shell have to whipe her upper lip off after kissing...which is gross.

good luck! if youre a hot blonde sailorman ill give you private lessons, pm me

micflint001 · 08-09-2004, 08:14 PM

the whole sucking thing sounds gross but i will try it out this weekend on some girl(going to a party). Are there anymore suggestions out there on exactly step by step and detailed information anyone would like to put out there?and are you saying the private lesson thing pertaining to a gay thing?if so im sorry bud im not gay but if you arnt then thats cool too and i will pm you i just want to know before i pm you

atherjen · 08-09-2004, 08:18 PM

honestly- only one way... go with the flow. explore. relax. youll learn, thats the beauty of growing up.

PreMier · 08-09-2004, 08:20 PM

Great lovers are made, not born. Like AJ said, you will learn.

micflint001 · 08-09-2004, 08:20 PM

Well i was just wanting to know what you people thought cause loosing your girlfriends cause you are a lousey kisser is getting sortta old lol

Var · 08-09-2004, 08:30 PM

How old are you, bro? Its REALLY unlikely that you lost a girlfriend because of how you kiss. The worst thing you can do is obsess over it and try to work out a step by step plan. As the others said, you just have to go with it and practice A LOT...that was my favorite part.

micflint001 · 08-09-2004, 08:56 PM

im 17 and i didnt loose the 2 girls because of my kissing its just they always seem to say im a lousey kisser when they break up with me so i was just wondering what i could be doing wrong

greekblondechic · 08-09-2004, 09:58 PM

Rule #1: Dont slobber all over her face.

2. Not too fast, not too slow.

3. Your tongue is not a dead fish, use it.

4. Nor is it a weed whacker, relax.

5. It's good to vary intensity. Sometimes go slow, lots of little kisses, and some longer more tongue kisses thrown in sometimes. We all need oxygen sometimes.

6. Pecks on the lips are cute.

7. Sucking lightly on my bottom lip is hot, slight biting too but not for everyone.

8. Don't grab my chin and try to "direct" me.

9. Play with my hair, touch my neck, back, arms, leg.

10. Make sure you have fresh breath PLEASE!!!

11. Don't neglect the neck and ears. Different people have different tastes, but I like a lot of wet kisses on the neck and ears and light biting of my ear lobes.

If I think of any more I'll post more.. damn now I need somebody to kiss!

micflint001 · 08-09-2004, 10:04 PM

LOL damn that was a nice guild that is verry good thanxs appreciate it and anymore input would be awesomme too

fantasma62 · 08-09-2004, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greekblondechic

Rule #1: Dont slobber all over her face.

2. Not too fast, not too slow.

3. Your tongue is not a dead fish, use it.

4. Nor is it a weed whacker, relax.

5. It's good to vary intensity. Sometimes go slow, lots of little kisses, and some longer more tongue kisses thrown in sometimes. We all need oxygen sometimes.

6. Pecks on the lips are cute.

7. Sucking lightly on my bottom lip is hot, slight biting too but not for everyone.

8. Don't grab my chin and try to "direct" me.

9. Play with my hair, touch my neck, back, arms, leg.

10. Make sure you have fresh breath PLEASE!!!

11. Don't neglect the neck and ears. Different people have different tastes, but I like a lot of wet kisses on the neck and ears and light biting of my ear lobes.

If I think of any more I'll post more.. damn now I need somebody to kiss!

PreMier · 08-09-2004, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by fantasma62

Thats what im sayin... Viv, will you kiss me?

Northy · 08-10-2004, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greekblondechic

If I think of any more I'll post more.. damn now I need somebody to kiss!

Monolith · 08-10-2004, 12:48 AM

Pffft... look at all this lousy advice. Im ashamed of you IM'ers. It's obviousthis young man need's to read the Player's Guide!

ASSPUNCTURE · 08-10-2004, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monolith

Pffft... look at all this lousy advice. Im ashamed of you IM'ers. It's obviousthis young man need's to read the Player's Guide!

LOL

PreMier · 08-10-2004, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Monolith

Pffft... look at all this lousy advice. Im ashamed of you IM'ers. It's obviousthis young man need's to read the Player's Guide!

Tell P to send me a copy

**P-funk** · 08-10-2004, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by PreMier

Tell P to send me a copy

done

david · 08-10-2004, 07:21 AM

[quote=greekblondechic]

3. Your tongue is not a dead fish, use it.

True!! True!!!

9. Play with my hair, touch my neck, back, arms, leg.

Are you forgetting other area's? just kidding!!! Actually, I am not!

10. Make sure you have fresh breath PLEASE!!!

OMG, everyone should always recheck this! Often neglected but at least a real lovers will tell us to brush our teeth or get a mint etc.!!

[quote]

stu_20_uk · 08-10-2004, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greekblondechic

Rule #1: Dont slobber all over her face.

2. Not too fast, not too slow.

3. Your tongue is not a dead fish, use it.

4. Nor is it a weed whacker, relax.

5. It's good to vary intensity. Sometimes go slow, lots of little kisses, and some longer more tongue kisses thrown in sometimes. We all need oxygen sometimes.

6. Pecks on the lips are cute.

7. Sucking lightly on my bottom lip is hot, slight biting too but not for everyone.

8. Don't grab my chin and try to "direct" me.

9. Play with my hair, touch my neck, back, arms, leg.

10. Make sure you have fresh breath PLEASE!!!

11. Don't neglect the neck and ears. Different people have different tastes, but I like a lot of wet kisses on the neck and ears and light biting of my ear lobes.

If I think of any more I'll post more.. damn now I need somebody to kiss!

thats sounds like a lot of effort! some women are just too high maintenace LOL

bulletproof1 · 08-10-2004, 08:30 AM

are you kissing the right areas?

micflint001 · 08-10-2004, 05:59 PM

um good question maybe i need more than just kissing her on her lips is that what you are saying?if so you are probably right. and do you have any suggestions on what to kiss and how to kiss it?

bulletproof1 · 08-10-2004, 06:03 PM

just go buy swank or something. that will teach more in 5 minutes than this whole thread will.

nikegurl · 08-10-2004, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by micflint001

im 17 and i didnt loose the 2 girls because of my kissing its just they always seem to say im a lousey kisser when they break up with me so i was just wondering what i could be doing wrong

it's entirely possible they were just looking for something hurtful to say.

Var · 08-10-2004, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikegurl

it's entirely possible they were just looking for something hurtful to say.

I was thinking the same thing

bulletproof1 · 08-10-2004, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikegurl

it's entirely possible they were just looking for something hurtful to say.

go buy the swank anyways

it should cure your depression.

BoneCrusher · 08-10-2004, 06:56 PM

I'm with Var and Nikegurl ...

BoneCrusher · 08-10-2004, 07:03 PM

Maybe shave first too if you have that wisker thing going on yet ... and pay attention to her breathing and muscle reactions. If she stays the same then change up and try a dif aproach.

micflint001 · 08-10-2004, 08:38 PM

to tell you the truth one of them had bad breath and braces and she was all fast and stuff moving her tounge in circles it was sortta nasty and the other girl was just like GOD lol but what is swank are you talking about swag?as in weed?lol im confused im not hurt or anything i just want to know what im doing wrong so when i go outta town thursday i can go try out some new techniques on some girls

08-09-2004, 06:29 PM	#1
micflint001 (v)ichael Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Wi(v)ington North carolina Posts: 121	perfect kiss Ok i need help because supposedly i am a lousy kisser. I would really like someone to give me a step by step (since im a blonde)instructions so i can see what in the hell it is im doing wrong. And what are some common things guys do wrong in kissing? thanxs i appreciate it
	As i walk through the valley of shadow and death i fear no evil because...I AM THE BADDEST MOTHER FUCKER IN THE VALLEY

08-09-2004, 07:46 PM	#2
ASSPUNCTURE Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: popping pills while Im carrying HEat so that the effects are in 3D when I splatter your BeaK Posts: 518	be very gentle, and give her soft kisses....focusing on securing your lips around her upper and then her lower lip. you dont need to ram your toungue in her mouth, just play a little. If she sticks her toungue into your mouth...suck it, im telling you..just do it. I think both males and females like there lower lips bit/nibbled a bit ...especially during sex. use some lip balm so they arent crusty, and dont salivate too much, or shell have to whipe her upper lip off after kissing...which is gross. good luck! if youre a hot blonde sailorman ill give you private lessons, pm me Last edited by ASSPUNCTURE : 08-09-2004 at 07:47 PM. Reason: taint

08-09-2004, 08:14 PM	#3
micflint001 (v)ichael Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Wi(v)ington North carolina Posts: 121	the whole sucking thing sounds gross but i will try it out this weekend on some girl(going to a party). Are there anymore suggestions out there on exactly step by step and detailed information anyone would like to put out there?and are you saying the private lesson thing pertaining to a gay thing?if so im sorry bud im not gay but if you arnt then thats cool too and i will pm you i just want to know before i pm you
	As i walk through the valley of shadow and death i fear no evil because...I AM THE BADDEST MOTHER FUCKER IN THE VALLEY

08-09-2004, 08:18 PM	#4
atherjen DS Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: MS Posts: 5,757	honestly- only one way... go with the flow. explore. relax. youll learn, thats the beauty of growing up.
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08-09-2004, 08:20 PM	#5
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,312 Photos: 2	Great lovers are made, not born. Like AJ said, you will learn.
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08-09-2004, 08:30 PM	#7
Var Filthy Animal Join Date: May 2002 Location: Finally back in New England!! Posts: 5,438	How old are you, bro? Its REALLY unlikely that you lost a girlfriend because of how you kiss. The worst thing you can do is obsess over it and try to work out a step by step plan. As the others said, you just have to go with it and practice A LOT...that was my favorite part.
	But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you. -N. Machiavelli

08-09-2004, 08:56 PM	#8
micflint001 (v)ichael Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Wi(v)ington North carolina Posts: 121	im 17 and i didnt loose the 2 girls because of my kissing its just they always seem to say im a lousey kisser when they break up with me so i was just wondering what i could be doing wrong
	As i walk through the valley of shadow and death i fear no evil because...I AM THE BADDEST MOTHER FUCKER IN THE VALLEY

08-09-2004, 09:58 PM	#9
greekblondechic I'm special :) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 7,791	Rule #1: Dont slobber all over her face. 2. Not too fast, not too slow. 3. Your tongue is not a dead fish, use it. 4. Nor is it a weed whacker, relax. 5. It's good to vary intensity. Sometimes go slow, lots of little kisses, and some longer more tongue kisses thrown in sometimes. We all need oxygen sometimes. 6. Pecks on the lips are cute. 7. Sucking lightly on my bottom lip is hot, slight biting too but not for everyone. 8. Don't grab my chin and try to "direct" me. 9. Play with my hair, touch my neck, back, arms, leg. 10. Make sure you have fresh breath PLEASE!!! 11. Don't neglect the neck and ears. Different people have different tastes, but I like a lot of wet kisses on the neck and ears and light biting of my ear lobes. If I think of any more I'll post more.. damn now I need somebody to kiss!
	I can do it I WILL be a size 5.

08-09-2004, 10:04 PM	#10
micflint001 (v)ichael Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Wi(v)ington North carolina Posts: 121	LOL damn that was a nice guild that is verry good thanxs appreciate it and anymore input would be awesomme too
	As i walk through the valley of shadow and death i fear no evil because...I AM THE BADDEST MOTHER FUCKER IN THE VALLEY

08-10-2004, 12:48 AM	#14
Monolith OMGWTFBBQ Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: MA Posts: 4,002	Pffft... look at all this lousy advice. Im ashamed of you IM'ers. It's obviousthis young man need's to read the Player's Guide!
	http://www.ncf.carleton.ca/~ek867/dexamyl.jpg

08-10-2004, 07:21 AM	#18
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	[quote=greekblondechic] 3. Your tongue is not a dead fish, use it. True!! True!!! 9. Play with my hair, touch my neck, back, arms, leg. Are you forgetting other area's? just kidding!!! Actually, I am not! 10. Make sure you have fresh breath PLEASE!!! OMG, everyone should always recheck this! Often neglected but at least a real lovers will tell us to brush our teeth or get a mint etc.!! [quote]

08-10-2004, 08:30 AM	#20
bulletproof1 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: * Posts: 2,428	are you kissing the right areas?

08-10-2004, 05:59 PM	#21
micflint001 (v)ichael Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Wi(v)ington North carolina Posts: 121	um good question maybe i need more than just kissing her on her lips is that what you are saying?if so you are probably right. and do you have any suggestions on what to kiss and how to kiss it?
	As i walk through the valley of shadow and death i fear no evil because...I AM THE BADDEST MOTHER FUCKER IN THE VALLEY

08-10-2004, 06:03 PM	#22
bulletproof1 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: * Posts: 2,428	just go buy swank or something. that will teach more in 5 minutes than this whole thread will.

08-10-2004, 06:56 PM	#26
BoneCrusher Lift or Die Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Austin Texas Posts: 8,580	I'm with Var and Nikegurl ...

08-10-2004, 07:03 PM	#27
BoneCrusher Lift or Die Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Austin Texas Posts: 8,580	Maybe shave first too if you have that wisker thing going on yet ... and pay attention to her breathing and muscle reactions. If she stays the same then change up and try a dif aproach.

08-10-2004, 08:38 PM	#28
micflint001 (v)ichael Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Wi(v)ington North carolina Posts: 121	to tell you the truth one of them had bad breath and braces and she was all fast and stuff moving her tounge in circles it was sortta nasty and the other girl was just like GOD lol but what is swank are you talking about swag?as in weed?lol im confused im not hurt or anything i just want to know what im doing wrong so when i go outta town thursday i can go try out some new techniques on some girls
	As i walk through the valley of shadow and death i fear no evil because...I AM THE BADDEST MOTHER FUCKER IN THE VALLEY

08-10-2004, 08:44 PM	#29
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,312 Photos: