Reply With Quotebe very gentle, and give her soft kisses....focusing on securing your lips around her upper and then her lower lip. you dont need to ram your toungue in her mouth, just play a little. If she sticks her toungue into your mouth...suck it, im telling you..just do it. I think both males and females like there lower lips bit/nibbled a bit ...especially during sex. use some lip balm so they arent crusty, and dont salivate too much, or shell have to whipe her upper lip off after kissing...which is gross.
good luck! if youre a hot blonde sailorman ill give you private lessons, pm me
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08-09-2004, 05:29 PM #1(v)ichael
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Ok i need help because supposedly i am a lousy kisser. I would really like someone to give me a step by step (since im a blonde)instructions so i can see what in the hell it is im doing wrong. And what are some common things guys do wrong in kissing? thanxs i appreciate it
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08-09-2004, 07:14 PM #3(v)ichael
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the whole sucking thing sounds gross but i will try it out this weekend on some girl(going to a party). Are there anymore suggestions out there on exactly step by step and detailed information anyone would like to put out there?and are you saying the private lesson thing pertaining to a gay thing?if so im sorry bud im not gay but if you arnt then thats cool too and i will pm you i just want to know before i pm you
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08-09-2004, 07:18 PM #4bring it!
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honestly- only one way... go with the flow. explore. relax. youll learn, thats the beauty of growing up.
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08-09-2004, 07:20 PM #5happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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Great lovers are made, not born. Like AJ said, you will learn.
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08-09-2004, 07:20 PM #6(v)ichael
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Well i was just wanting to know what you people thought cause loosing your girlfriends cause you are a lousey kisser is getting sortta old lol
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08-09-2004, 07:30 PM #7Filthy Animal
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How old are you, bro? Its REALLY unlikely that you lost a girlfriend because of how you kiss. The worst thing you can do is obsess over it and try to work out a step by step plan. As the others said, you just have to go with it and practice A LOT...that was my favorite part.
But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
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08-09-2004, 07:56 PM #8(v)ichael
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im 17 and i didnt loose the 2 girls because of my kissing its just they always seem to say im a lousey kisser when they break up with me so i was just wondering what i could be doing wrong
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08-09-2004, 08:58 PM #9I'm special :)
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Rule #1: Dont slobber all over her face.
2. Not too fast, not too slow.
3. Your tongue is not a dead fish, use it.
4. Nor is it a weed whacker, relax.
5. It's good to vary intensity. Sometimes go slow, lots of little kisses, and some longer more tongue kisses thrown in sometimes. We all need oxygen sometimes.
6. Pecks on the lips are cute.
7. Sucking lightly on my bottom lip is hot, slight biting too but not for everyone.
8. Don't grab my chin and try to "direct" me.
9. Play with my hair, touch my neck, back, arms, leg.
10. Make sure you have fresh breath PLEASE!!!
11. Don't neglect the neck and ears. Different people have different tastes, but I like a lot of wet kisses on the neck and ears and light biting of my ear lobes.
If I think of any more I'll post more.. damn now I need somebody to kiss!I can do it
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08-09-2004, 09:04 PM #10(v)ichael
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LOL damn that was a nice guild that is verry good thanxs appreciate it and anymore input would be awesomme too
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08-09-2004, 09:55 PM #11HIHT
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08-09-2004, 09:59 PM #12happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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Thats what im sayin... Viv, will you kiss me? Originally Posted by fantasma62
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08-09-2004, 11:42 PM #13Returned to Hypertrophy
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Originally Posted by greekblondechic
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08-09-2004, 11:48 PM #14OMGWTFBBQ
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Pffft... look at all this lousy advice. Im ashamed of you IM'ers. It's obviousthis young man need's to read the Player's Guide!
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08-09-2004, 11:49 PM #15Member
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LOL Originally Posted by Monolith
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08-10-2004, 12:39 AM #16happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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Tell P to send me a copy Originally Posted by Monolith
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08-10-2004, 03:09 AM #17Patrick ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by PreMier
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[QUOTE=greekblondechic]
3. Your tongue is not a dead fish, use it.
True!! True!!!
9. Play with my hair, touch my neck, back, arms, leg.
Are you forgetting other area's? just kidding!!!
Actually, I am not! 
10. Make sure you have fresh breath PLEASE!!!
OMG, everyone should always recheck this! Often neglected but at least a real lovers will tell us to brush our teeth or get a mint etc.!!
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thats sounds like a lot of effort! some women are just too high maintenace LOL Originally Posted by greekblondechic
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are you kissing the right areas?
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08-10-2004, 04:59 PM #21(v)ichael
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um good question maybe i need more than just kissing her on her lips is that what you are saying?if so you are probably right. and do you have any suggestions on what to kiss and how to kiss it?
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08-10-2004, 05:03 PM #22Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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just go buy swank or something. that will teach more in 5 minutes than this whole thread will.
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08-10-2004, 05:18 PM #23Registered User
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it's entirely possible they were just looking for something hurtful to say. Originally Posted by micflint001
"If you want others to be happy, practice compassion.
If you want to be happy, practice compassion." -- 14th Dalai Lama
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08-10-2004, 05:25 PM #24Filthy Animal
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I was thinking the same thing Originally Posted by nikegurl
it's entirely possible they were just looking for something hurtful to say.But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
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go buy the swank anyways Originally Posted by nikegurl
it's entirely possible they were just looking for something hurtful to say.
it should cure your depression.
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I'm with Var and Nikegurl ...
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08-10-2004, 06:03 PM #27Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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Maybe shave first too if you have that wisker thing going on yet ... and pay attention to her breathing and muscle reactions. If she stays the same then change up and try a dif aproach.
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08-10-2004, 07:38 PM #28(v)ichael
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to tell you the truth one of them had bad breath and braces and she was all fast and stuff moving her tounge in circles it was sortta nasty and the other girl was just like GOD lol but what is swank are you talking about swag?as in weed?lol im confused im not hurt or anything i just want to know what im doing wrong so when i go outta town thursday i can go try out some new techniques on some girls
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08-10-2004, 07:44 PM #29happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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Swank = Porn
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08-10-2004, 07:49 PM #30(v)ichael
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oh ok sorry i dont look at alot of porn so thats why i didnt know
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