Ugly´s Man Guide to Getting Laid

Vieope · 08-10-2004, 05:40 PM

IM taking care of your sexual health.

Var · 08-10-2004, 05:45 PM

Dont YOU have to know how to get laid, in order to help others get laid???

Vieope · 08-10-2004, 05:51 PM

While that in an obscure anonymous meeting..
-"My name is Var.."
-Everybody please say hi to Var

DFINEST · 08-10-2004, 10:23 PM

The key for an ugly to get laid...
have LOT's of money

PreMier · 08-10-2004, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DFINEST

The key for an ugly to get laid...
have LOT's of money

I agree. Also, here is how to spot a rich guy.

Chain Link · 08-10-2004, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PreMier

I agree. Also, here is how to spot a rich guy.

red x

PreMier · 08-10-2004, 10:30 PM

Fixed?

DFINEST · 08-10-2004, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PreMier

I agree. Also, here is how to spot a rich guy.

You mean THAT isn't true love?

nikegurl · 08-11-2004, 11:17 AM

there isn't THAT much money in the world.

MaxMirkin · 08-11-2004, 02:28 PM

You people are too cynical. Don't you know that true love is blind?..........Yeah, he probably sold his soul to Satan (and for a piece of ass like that, I might too).

Chain Link · 08-11-2004, 07:17 PM

Fixed, and so true

Vieope · 08-11-2004, 07:32 PM

It can be love. It is possible. Afterall, it is a women mind that we are analyzing here, not a man´s mind.

Chain Link · 08-11-2004, 08:14 PM

Thats true, maybe her face was bashed in by a rabid rhinoceros(I just used that spellcheck think!) and she has low self esteem.

myCATpowerlifts · 08-11-2004, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chain Link

Thats true, maybe her face was bashed in by a rabid rhinoceros(I just used that spellcheck think!) and she has low self esteem.

MaxMirkin · 08-12-2004, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chain Link

Thats true, maybe her face was bashed in by a rabid rhinoceros(I just used that spellcheck think!) and she has low self esteem.

But why did she then decide to date the rhinoceros???

BoneCrusher · 08-12-2004, 12:45 PM

Revenge ...

BoneCrusher · 08-12-2004, 12:46 PM

She will now procede to eat his soul ...

Vieope · 08-12-2004, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

She will now procede to eat his soul ...

Please talk about eating souls and crushing the spirit in this thread.

djrx06 · 08-12-2004, 01:34 PM

Simple.....Make Money!!!!!! Lots Of It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PreMier · 08-12-2004, 10:05 PM

I had no idea that this was real! I just saw Prince post it LOL

Vieope · 08-12-2004, 10:20 PM

**Prince** · 08-12-2004, 10:34 PM

yes, the damn thing is real...now go buy it!

PreMier · 08-12-2004, 10:36 PM

Did you write it?

Vieope · 08-12-2004, 10:40 PM

Is it an autobiography?

**Prince** · 08-12-2004, 10:44 PM

if I say yes will you buy it?

PreMier · 08-12-2004, 10:45 PM

Seeing how well it worked for you.. Hell yes!

Chain Link · 08-13-2004, 02:48 AM

I found this funny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

From A 5'7", Beer-Bellied, Bald Geek... And How His Bizarre Sex Secrets Has Smoking Hot Women Begging Him For His Chubby!

Quote:

Originally Posted by From The Guide

Kiss her like this, right here, and she'll yank your hair out by the roots in passion!

Sometimes the cost of research is too high. Depends on the research tho; in this case the research itself is worth its weight in gold

ALBOB · 08-13-2004, 02:10 PM

"From A 5'7", Beer-Bellied, Bald Geek... And How His Bizarre Sex Secrets Has Smoking Hot Women Begging Him For His Chubby! "

I'm actually 6'1"

08-10-2004, 05:40 PM	#1
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08-10-2004, 05:45 PM	#2
Var Filthy Animal Join Date: May 2002 Location: Finally back in New England!! Posts: 5,438	Dont YOU have to know how to get laid, in order to help others get laid???
	But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you. -N. Machiavelli

08-10-2004, 10:23 PM	#4
DFINEST She hasn't found me yet Join Date: May 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,053	The key for an ugly to get laid... have LOT's of money
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08-10-2004, 10:30 PM	#7
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,020 Photos: 1	Fixed?
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08-11-2004, 11:17 AM	#9
nikegurl Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: LA, CA Posts: 5,634	there isn't THAT much money in the world.
	Tomorrow may be the best day of your life. Or not.

08-10-2004, 05:51 PM	#3
Vieope Monochromatic Bunny Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: drinking coffee.. Posts: 14,815 Photos: 10	While that in an obscure anonymous meeting.. -"My name is Var.." -Everybody please say hi to Var

08-11-2004, 02:28 PM	#10
MaxMirkin Cheerfully Offensive Join Date: May 2004 Location: NYC Posts: 3,696 Photos: 4	You people are too cynical. Don't you know that true love is blind?..........Yeah, he probably sold his soul to Satan (and for a piece of ass like that, I might too).
	The lions sing and the hills take flight. The moon by day, and the sun by night. Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool. Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

08-11-2004, 07:17 PM	#11
Chain Link Cyber Athlete Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Clearwater, Fl Posts: 1,482	Fixed, and so true
	Lets make LAM Board Certified!

08-11-2004, 07:32 PM	#12
Vieope Monochromatic Bunny Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: drinking coffee.. Posts: 14,815 Photos: 10	It can be love. It is possible. Afterall, it is a women mind that we are analyzing here, not a man´s mind.

08-11-2004, 08:14 PM	#13
Chain Link Cyber Athlete Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Clearwater, Fl Posts: 1,482	Thats true, maybe her face was bashed in by a rabid rhinoceros(I just used that spellcheck think!) and she has low self esteem.
	Lets make LAM Board Certified!

08-12-2004, 12:45 PM	#16
BoneCrusher Lift or Die Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Austin Texas Posts: 8,342	Revenge ...

08-12-2004, 12:46 PM	#17
BoneCrusher Lift or Die Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Austin Texas Posts: 8,342	She will now procede to eat his soul ...

08-12-2004, 01:34 PM	#19
djrx06 Iron Rich Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Downtown Miami Posts: 835 Photos: 2	Simple.....Make Money!!!!!! Lots Of It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

08-12-2004, 10:05 PM	#20
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,020 Photos: 1	I had no idea that this was real! I just saw Prince post it LOL
	P-side Inc. "the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

08-12-2004, 10:20 PM	#21
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08-12-2004, 10:34 PM	#22
Prince the one & only Administrator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Colorado Posts: 33,295 Blog Entries: 25 Photos: 313	yes, the damn thing is real...now go buy it!
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08-12-2004, 10:36 PM	#23
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,020 Photos: 1	Did you write it?
	P-side Inc. "the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

08-12-2004, 10:40 PM	#24
Vieope Monochromatic Bunny Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: drinking coffee.. Posts: 14,815 Photos: 10	Is it an autobiography?

08-12-2004, 10:44 PM	#25
Prince the one & only Administrator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Colorado Posts: 33,295 Blog Entries: 25 Photos: 313	if I say yes will you buy it?
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08-12-2004, 10:45 PM	#26
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,020 Photos: 1	Seeing how well it worked for you.. Hell yes!
	P-side Inc. "the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

08-13-2004, 02:10 PM	#28
ALBOB IDIOT SAVANT Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: An alternate reality. Posts: 10,089	"From A 5'7", Beer-Bellied, Bald Geek... And How His Bizarre Sex Secrets Has Smoking Hot Women Begging Him For His Chubby! " I'm actually 6'1"
	Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???