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08-10-2004, 05:40 PM #1Monochromatic Bunny
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Ugly´s Man Guide to Getting Laid
IM taking care of your sexual health.
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08-10-2004, 05:45 PM #2Filthy Animal
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But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
-N. Machiavelli
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08-10-2004, 05:51 PM #3Monochromatic Bunny
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While that in an obscure anonymous meeting..
-"My name is Var.."
-Everybody please say hi to Var
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08-10-2004, 10:23 PM #4Believe, Achieve, Succeed
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The key for an ugly to get laid...
have LOT's of moneyDrama is the result of an attempt
to find wholeness & success
in the midst of forces that have been
birthed in chaos and nurtured in confusion.
-- No More Drama
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08-10-2004, 10:27 PM #5happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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I agree. Also, here is how to spot a rich guy.
Originally Posted by DFINEST
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"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.
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08-10-2004, 10:28 PM #6Cyber Athlete ELITE MEMBER
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red x Originally Posted by PreMier
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08-10-2004, 10:30 PM #7happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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Fixed?
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"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.
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08-10-2004, 10:36 PM #8Believe, Achieve, Succeed
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You mean THAT isn't true love? Originally Posted by PreMier
I agree. Also, here is how to spot a rich guy.
Drama is the result of an attempt
to find wholeness & success
in the midst of forces that have been
birthed in chaos and nurtured in confusion.
-- No More Drama
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08-11-2004, 11:17 AM #9Registered User
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there isn't THAT much money in the world.
"If you want others to be happy, practice compassion.
If you want to be happy, practice compassion." -- 14th Dalai Lama
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08-11-2004, 02:28 PM #10Cheerfully Offensive
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You people are too cynical. Don't you know that true love is blind?..........Yeah, he probably sold his soul to Satan (and for a piece of ass like that, I might too).
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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08-11-2004, 07:17 PM #11Cyber Athlete ELITE MEMBER
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Fixed, and so true
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08-11-2004, 07:32 PM #12Monochromatic Bunny
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It can be love. It is possible. Afterall, it is a women mind that we are analyzing here, not a man´s mind.
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08-11-2004, 08:14 PM #13Cyber Athlete ELITE MEMBER
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Thats true, maybe her face was bashed in by a rabid rhinoceros(I just used that spellcheck think!) and she has low self esteem.
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08-11-2004, 08:29 PM #14Registered Abuser
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Originally Posted by Chain Link
Thats true, maybe her face was bashed in by a rabid rhinoceros(I just used that spellcheck think!) and she has low self esteem.
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08-12-2004, 12:09 PM #15Cheerfully Offensive
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But why did she then decide to date the rhinoceros??? Originally Posted by Chain Link
Thats true, maybe her face was bashed in by a rabid rhinoceros(I just used that spellcheck think!) and she has low self esteem.
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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08-12-2004, 12:45 PM #16Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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Revenge ...
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08-12-2004, 12:46 PM #17Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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She will now procede to eat his soul ...
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08-12-2004, 01:01 PM #18Monochromatic Bunny
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Please talk about eating souls and crushing the spirit in this thread. Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
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08-12-2004, 01:34 PM #19Iron Rich
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Simple.....Make Money!!!!!! Lots Of It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-12-2004, 10:05 PM #20happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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I had no idea that this was real! I just saw Prince post it LOL
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08-12-2004, 10:20 PM #21Monochromatic Bunny
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08-12-2004, 10:34 PM #22I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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yes, the damn thing is real...now go buy it!
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08-12-2004, 10:36 PM #23happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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Did you write it?
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"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.
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08-12-2004, 10:40 PM #24Monochromatic Bunny
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Is it an autobiography?
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08-12-2004, 10:44 PM #25I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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if I say yes will you buy it?
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08-12-2004, 10:45 PM #26happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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Seeing how well it worked for you.. Hell yes!
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08-13-2004, 02:48 AM #27Cyber Athlete ELITE MEMBER
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I found this funny
Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio
Sometimes the cost of research is too high. Depends on the research tho; in this case the research itself is worth its weight in gold Originally Posted by From The Guide
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08-13-2004, 02:10 PM #28IDIOT SAVANT
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"From A 5'7", Beer-Bellied, Bald Geek... And How His Bizarre Sex Secrets Has Smoking Hot Women Begging Him For His Chubby! "
I'm actually 6'1"
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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08-13-2004, 02:38 PM #29Cheerfully Offensive
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So that's the only mistake you found? Originally Posted by ALBOB
"From A 5'7", Beer-Bellied, Bald Geek... And How His Bizarre Sex Secrets Has Smoking Hot Men Begging Him For His Chubby! "
I'm actually 6'1"
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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08-13-2004, 02:58 PM #30IDIOT SAVANT
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Hey, I've got "smoking hot women begging for my chubby", what the hell else matters? Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
So that's the only mistake you found?
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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