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08-15-2004, 08:52 AM #1Iron Rich
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How to get a BJ...
How to get a BJ
Hahaha!
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08-15-2004, 10:11 AM #2Six String Samurai
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08-15-2004, 02:21 PM #3You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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thats funny as fuck Dj!! ha ah ha. hew shoulda got both of the sisters on the job at once though, now that woulda been priceless!! lol
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08-15-2004, 02:34 PM #4happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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08-15-2004, 06:44 PM #5Patrick ELITE MEMBER
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I love that one....I have seen it before.
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08-15-2004, 08:07 PM #6Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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When I was a kid I had phone sex with my girl. Her dad played it back on the tape recorder he used while collecting the evidence he need to divorce his wife. We were really nasty on it and he told me if he ever saw me again I was getting the beating of a lifetime.
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08-15-2004, 08:19 PM #7You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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^^HA ha ha Ha, how embarrassing Bone! lol.. what ever happened to the chick? did you still date her?
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08-15-2004, 08:51 PM #8Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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Not right away ... but we ran into each other a few years later at a club and got busy with a haste out in the parking lot. Her dad always did hate me cuz he just knew I was a young perv bone'n his lil pride and joy.
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08-15-2004, 09:19 PM #9You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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thatta kid! lol
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08-15-2004, 09:26 PM #10Lucky Luke
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I got stuck in a similar senario. Except she wrote a raunchy note to me the night after hooking up. O yea, and she was the older sister of a freind of mine (we hooked up while I was spending the night at his house.)
Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
Her dad got the note.
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08-15-2004, 10:01 PM #11Just a French Canadian...
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08-16-2004, 08:18 AM #12Registered User
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08-16-2004, 02:52 PM #13Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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This was in the late '70s and I was thinking the dad was like some James Bond kinda dude for getting me on tape. Oh well ... I still got the pooty.I got stuck in a similar senario. Except she wrote a raunchy note to me the night after hooking up. O yea, and she was the older sister of a freind of mine (we hooked up while I was spending the night at his house.) Her dad got the note.
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08-17-2004, 01:20 PM #14Peelosopher
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here are some of the reviews for this:
"DiCk HeRtS on
Aug 13, 2004 this shit is fuckin gay and boring i seen this shit hella times already"
"DiCk HeRtS on
Aug 13, 2004 i suk my dads dick every day man thats intersting not this im a motherfuken cocsuker"
"Hitler on
Aug 14, 2004 it would have been funny if the boyfriend was black, and the girls father came out and cut his head off with an axe. "
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Aug 15, 2004 I'm black"
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08-18-2004, 06:04 AM #15Patrick ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
When I was a kid I had phone sex with my girl. Her dad played it back on the tape recorder he used while collecting the evidence he need to divorce his wife. We were really nasty on it and he told me if he ever saw me again I was getting the beating of a lifetime.
I would have got him back by fucking his ex-wife.
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08-18-2004, 07:00 AM #16Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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Considering I was sneaking through his daughter's window at all hours of the night to bone her ... I was good in the head about it. Originally Posted by P-funk
I would have got him back by fucking his ex-wife.
My mind did not really start to work in a truely devious fasion till my early 20's anyway.
I do like how you think
though.
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08-18-2004, 12:18 PM #17Cheerfully Offensive
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I find it odd that, although the title of this thread is "How to get a BJ", most of the people that have posted in it (until now) are much more likely to give then to receive.....
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