Thread: Okay....for the women....

MMMMM... If you hadn't thrownt the really good part in there then it would've been sooner. If men weren't always treating that area like a football. (Tip: Don't be so rough)

I love muff diving. I love when they quiver with orgasm.
BUT, and i stress BUT, i will only do it under 3 conditions...

1. shaved bald
2. smells ok
3. see #1 and 2

Originally Posted by ponyboy

When was the last time you got really good head? And how many times did you have an orgasm?

Personally I love going south but I find the women either go off once and can't take it anymore or can go forever until my tongue falls off.

Women seem to want me to stop after they cum ... but if I like the girl I'll hold on tight and keep on at it. The result is around 45 seconds of wiggling and begging me to stop followed by 2 min's of ohhhhhHHHHhhhhHHHHHH yeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby pleaaaaaasseee don't stooooop.

As I recall men don't let women continue much after the grand finale. It's the nerves thing.

Originally Posted by Flex

1. shaved bald

I do not understand this with some males, it makes me think that they have some latent desire to be with pre-pubescent girls.

Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

I do not understand this with some males, it makes me think that they have some latent desire to be with pre-pubescent girls.

I like it clean, as long as it's trimmed and you don't get hair in your mouth it's all good. I keep myself clean and I like my women the same way. I must admit the bald look is sometimes disturbing on a really young looking woman.

i gotta agree with flex. nothing is better than bald. tastes better, looks better, smells better, feels better. not to mention no hairs to pick out of your teeth afterward.

Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

I do not understand this with some males, it makes me think that they have some latent desire to be with pre-pubescent girls.

no no no Mr. DiMaggio.

its the fact that i don't like nasty pubes in my face.

The first girl i ever ate out was like making out with a brillo pad. that made me never want to do that again.

then i ate out a chick that was like licking a peach.

has nothing to do with pre-pubescent girls....whats so tough to understand?

maybe you and flex can go hook up with some 10 year olds at your local elementary school!

I think all men should shave all body hair except for their regular hair and facial hair.

Originally Posted by shutupntra1n

I think all men should shave all body hair except for their regular hair and facial hair.

I do.

so you like a guy with a full beard then?

Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

maybe you and flex can go hook up with some 10 year olds at your local elementary school!

Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

I do.

so you like a guy with a full beard then?

As much as bulletproof and flex like it

Reason why women don't do it that much is because it's a bitch when it grows back. It's not like underarm hair or leg hair. A woman's bikini line hair is corse enough to dull your Gillette triple action Facial Razor!

Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

maybe you and flex can go hook up with some 10 year olds at your local elementary school!

ha, ummmm, um, ha

keep on eatin' that nasty brillo pad then, just make sure to pluck the pubes outta your teeth when you're done.

shutupntrain- most, if not all the girls i've hooked up with in my life have said the same thing (they prefer shaved men...downstairs). im not shaving my body until i compete, and my headhair is fine. But my face and package are kept nice and smooth.

Originally Posted by Flex

2. smells ok

ROFLMFAO... oh, this one just about killed me... doesn't have to smell good... just 'okay'? Yeesh!

This makes me think of when you are not sure about how edible something still is in the fridge - so you give it a wiff to see if it's 'okay'!

"I think all men should shave all body hair except for their regular hair and facial hair."

Totally agree with you on this one shutupandtrain... the only hair on my husband is his eyebrows!

"Reason why women don't do it that much is because it's a bitch when it grows back. It's not like underarm hair or leg hair. A woman's bikini line hair is corse enough to dull your Gillette triple action Facial Razor!"

If done regularily you'll get past this point.

Ps. Sorry having problems with my posting/quoting thingys today!

Originally Posted by BritChick

ROFLMFAO... oh, this one just about killed me... doesn't have to smell good... just 'okay'? Yeesh!
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haha, glad you liked it. i was thinkinig the same thing myself ha.

the "ok" i was referring to meant: "NOT bad".......not: "just ok" hahaha.

Originally Posted by Flex

haha, glad you liked it. i was thinkinig the same thing myself ha.

the "ok" i was referring to meant: "NOT bad".......not: "just ok" hahaha.

Flex you are killing me here!
"NOT bad" that really doesn't sound a hell of a lot better... come on RAISE those standards, go for good, fresh, sweet... you can do it!

Originally Posted by Flex

keep on eatin' that nasty brillo pad then, just make sure to pluck the pubes outta your teeth when you're done.

what does that have to do with it?

they can shave and keep things neat and still have a bush and still look like they're beyond puberty.

Really good, or rather, phenomenal - I'd have to say June... (damn i can't believe we're already in september).

As for the body hair subtopic - I have to agree with shutupandtrain. Hairless is nice on a guy. I don't mind a guy with normal amounts of hair on his legs and arms (though i can't stand back hair or chest hair - ick). But a groomed nether region always gets bonus points.

Brit you remeber that the blood flow to our brain is diminished at this pointour reasoning functions are not in use, and that we are trying to get somewhere. At that point our standards get somewhat fuzzy. "Funk" will stop a guy in his tracks, return all blood folow to the brian's vital functions again, and send us for the car keys.

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

Brit you remeber that the blood flow to our brain is diminished at this pointour reasoning functions are not in use, and that we are trying to get somewhere. At that point our standards get somewhat fuzzy. "Funk" will stop a guy in his tracks, return all blood folow to the brian's vital functions again, and send us for the car keys.

Always keeping one eye out for your posts cause you make me laugh... I don't do the bald thing unless requested by my man. Other than that why not have fun and draw pictures like hearts and stuff

This would be good timing to bring the naked women of the "GO BUSH" thread and post them

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

"Funk" will stop a guy in his tracks, return all blood folow to the brian's vital functions again, and send us for the car keys.

Thank heavens for small mercies!

Originally Posted by Flex

I love muff diving. I love when they quiver with orgasm.
BUT, and i stress BUT, i will only do it under 3 conditions...

1. shaved bald
2. smells ok
3. see #1 and 2

When are you doing this diving of yours? Hopefully not after a cardio session. With rules laid out like that you should initiate a sticky on muff diving

Ok here is my opinion

1) Like my men hairless, even their heads (like BC my honey is hairless except eyebrows and eyelashes)

2) Keep myself hairless as well, yes down there, it's easier when wearing small bikinis, no peeking.

3) Last time..last night, BF is the best at it, I can do it forever and ever. Only 3 Os last night... he was pooped.