Thread: Help

Originally Posted by Belfort11

holy shit im freaking out i swear, i was jerking it to some porn and i swear to fucking god that when i came it was fucking brown, wtf is it, if anyone knows please help me, im serious the shit was brown, im scared i have no idea whats going on, please if anyone knows help me.

Originally Posted by Belfort11

holy shit im freaking out i swear, i was jerking it to some porn and i swear to fucking god that when i came it was fucking brown, wtf is it, if anyone knows please help me, im serious the shit was brown, im scared i have no idea whats going on, please if anyone knows help me.

u sure it came out the little hole right, not the other one behind it? sounds like u were taking a dump- that's normal.

Originally Posted by Crono1000

u sure it came out the little hole right, not the other one behind it? sounds like u were taking a dump- that's normal.

How brown? I've had that happen too. My doc said it happens ... no worries. Sometimes if I wait a couple of days to rub one out it is dark in color.

man this shit isnt funny :s, i think it was blood mixed with cemen

hmm i like "rub one" every month... doesn't come out dark for me

Time to go see the pecker checker Belfort. I'd skip work and head there in the morning.

man im freaking the fuck out

how long since you "rubbed 1 out?"

Hit another porn site and play round 2. See if it is discolored again.

like a day........... and fucking im too scared to rub another one out

if its a little dark, i wouldnt worry about it. if you saw blood, i would go to a doc.

Originally Posted by pumpthatiron

hmm i like "rub one" every month... doesn't come out dark for me

Month? I call BS buddy

if this is real, then go see a urologist, and if not then you have nothing productive to do with yourself..

why the fuck would i make this shit up? i didnt even know it was possible until tonight :s

probably just some inflamation in the prostate or vessels, wait a few days it may clear up on its own, if it does not clear up go see a doc.

Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

probably just some inflamation in the prostate or vessels, wait a few days it may clear up on its own, if it does not clear up go see a doc.

I usually avoid the doc, I was shittin nothin but blood for 3 days before I went, BUT in your case I'd go first thing in the morning. This may sound nuts but I'd try to get a sample, refrigerate it and bring it with me to the doc.

lol what the fuck is sj talking about? I'd bitchslap the first patient to bring me a bottle of their sperm

anyway, u're taking this out of proportions. if it continues and disturbs u see a doc, but i think he'll just say it's normal

and i agree that it gets darker if you haven't cleaned the pipes in a few days.

Time to go see the pecker checker Belfort. I'd skip work and head there in the morning.

Relax man, give it a few days....

Question: Did you get hit in the balls lately ? If so, nothing to worry about, that happens.

Originally Posted by Crono1000

lol what the fuck is sj talking about? I'd bitchslap the first patient to bring me a bottle of their sperm
....
and i agree that it gets darker if you haven't cleaned the pipes in a few days.

I know it sounds silly, but like I mentioned earlier (sorry for being gross) but I had bloody diahrea for days and finally went to the ER (my doc told me to when I called). The first time they sent me away saying I just a stomach virus. I come back latter with a sample and the next thing you know they have me admitted, work all night trying to balance my electrolytes, hydrating me, blood tests every four hours (hemoglobin) and a scope two days latter. It took massive dosages of IV cortisone to get this thing under control (ulcerative coilitis).
The point is sometimes the sample is very important.

Do not take a sample of your semen to the DR unless for some stupid reason he asks for it. They won't accept it. Just give it a few days and see how things go. It's probably nothing and trust me, you don't want to go in and do the tests they would have you do for this problem if it really is nothing.

Maybe it's some leftover residue from a game of bootie darts.

Originally Posted by BUSTINOUT

Maybe it's some leftover residue from a game of bootie darts.