Thread: Which witch you won´t do?

The one with a penis. Because her hands are probably too large.

Originally Posted by MaxMirkin

The one with a penis. Because her hands are probably too large.

I thought the penis was the problem.
Btw, do a thread about russian women.

Originally Posted by Vieope

I thought the penis was the problem.
Btw, do a thread about russian women.

The penis only becomes a problem if you can get past the giant hands.

What about Russian women? I don't collect pics.

some of these russian chicks are off the hook dude.. god damm, I gotta go an see what I can do.

Originally Posted by gr81

some of these russian chicks are off the hook dude.. god damm, I gotta go an see what I can do.

I expected a reply sooner, 5 secs tops.. guess I was wrong about you . What was it, a min?

Originally Posted by MaxMirkin

The one with a penis. Because her hands are probably too large.

Hands too large, I thought more penis coverage was better for hand jobs/blowjobs.. unless you have a pencil penis.. thats a little understandable I guess

Originally Posted by Muscle_Girl

Hands too large, I thought more penis coverage was better for hand jobs/blowjobs.. unless you have a pencil penis.. thats a little understandable I guess

The large hands aren't a problem in themselves, it's what they represent.........

I expected a reply sooner, 5 secs tops.. guess I was wrong about you . What was it, a min?

hey I ain't no minute man, get it right!

Originally Posted by gr81

hey I ain't no minute man, get it right!

Oh? so I was right when I said 5 secs then, you just had a mess to clean up?

hope none got in your eye or anything, I swear I wasn't ainimg for em.. ha ha

what girl wouldn't i do........hmmmm.......a girl i wouldn't do?.........drunk or sober?.......well sober not many ......so thats not saying anything good for drunk

Sally Struthers, Winona Judd, there is this obnoxious 70-yr old waoman I know named Joan that I wouldn't even think about (she would probablyjust tell me how I wasn't doing it right anyway). I don't know this list is pretty long.

Chicks I would do no matter what
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Halle Berry
3. Salma Hayek
4. Charlize Theron
5. My friend "M"

Originally Posted by Lurker

Chicks I would do no matter what
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Halle Berry
3. Salma Hayek
4. Charlize Theron
5. My friend "M"

what happens if they had yeast infections and all they wanted you to do is eat them out?? hey you said no matter what

Roseann Barr
Janet Reno

Gloria Allred ... ugh. This is a witch.

Hey Crashman, If you spit some hops in there first does it turn into beer? Lurker's list works for me. Gotta trust that 'M' call though. I'm adding Joan Rivers and her daughter.

Originally Posted by CRASHMAN

what happens if they had yeast infections and all they wanted you to do is eat them out?? hey you said no matter what

Originally Posted by Lurker

Sally Struthers, Winona Judd, there is this obnoxious 70-yr old waoman I know named Joan that I wouldn't even think about (she would probablyjust tell me how I wasn't doing it right anyway). I don't know this list is pretty long.

Chicks I would do no matter what
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Halle Berry
3. Salma Hayek
4. Charlize Theron
5. My friend "M"

Hey Lurker are you a lesbian? Just curious, I thought you were married to a man , that's why I ask.
I think of your list.. BY FAR Salma Hayek is the most beautiful. If I could pick ANYONE in the world I would want to look like it would be her!!!

Originally Posted by CRASHMAN

what happens if they had yeast infections and all they wanted you to do is eat them out?? hey you said no matter what

Ewwww!!

Originally Posted by Sapphire

Ewwww!!

Is that a "yes"?

What if you found out that Halle Berry used to be a man. You are the ONLY one (except Halle, of course) who knows this.

Would you do it then? You'd be famous, you'd be with a babe, but you'd also be with a former dude.

I've seen them bodacious tata's and if the only way I could tell she was a man is because she told me so ... then I'd nail her. She'd have to add me to her list of one night stands cuz afterwords ...

there's a website where a really hot chick hooks up with a guy and then they start making out, she gives out rather easily and then gets him off with a blow job or something

and then she pulls her dick out


can you imagine if that shit happened to you?

Originally Posted by Crono1000

there's a website where a really hot chick hooks up with a guy and then they start making out, she gives out rather easily and then gets him off with a blow job or something

and then she pulls her dick out


can you imagine if that shit happened to you?

Something like that might cause me to cut my Brazilian vacation short.

They would never give a B/J because of 'size complication'.

Oh sorry my dyslexia read this
What women you would never do ? Explain why.
as this
What women would never do ? Explain why.
Sorry

Originally Posted by Crono1000

there's a website where a really hot chick hooks up with a guy and then they start making out, she gives out rather easily and then gets him off with a blow job or something

and then she pulls her dick out


can you imagine if that shit happened to you?

I am going to require an ID check from now on because of that post Crono.

What if you found out that Halle Berry used to be a man. You are the ONLY one (except Halle, of course) who knows this.

I don't think Halle Berry is very hot anyways.. its all about Amber the seagal, eh pep! lol

I don´t think Halle Berry is hot as well, I would do her if I was bored though.