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    I am confident that.....

    Although i have never sucked cock

    I am confident I could suck cock better than any chic

    Its weird...ive never sucked a cock...but im sure i could do a phenomenal job.



    Any other bros feel leik this?

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    wtf?

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    I always excell at what ever I do so if I were to be a cocksucker I would break hearts and "blow" minds. Welcome back Asspun. This thread will get messy fast with so many new faces that have no idea what they are getting into ... I love carnage

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    I am now scared.

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    EEK!

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    yes ASSPUNCTURE is a faggot.. i'm homophobic...

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    I dun like oral sex . It sucks.

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    you can build a 1000 bridges and suck one cock and you are known to the world as a cock sucker.....you cock sucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
    I always excell at what ever I do so if I were to be a cocksucker I would break hearts and "blow" minds. Welcome back Asspun. This thread will get messy fast with so many new faces that have no idea what they are getting into ... I love carnage
    I agree it should be quite entertaining to see the responses.

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    The truth is, who knows better what a guy likes then a guy, himself. This is also exemplified by lesbians. Who knows better what a woman wants than another woman? Most women just don't know what feels good to a guy's dick, while we have had years of daily experience as to what feel the best. I don't take Asspuntures statement as gay, however, I do take his name to be. I am sure that the best head comes from a gay guy, the only problem with that is, it is coming from a gay guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pumpthatiron
    yes ASSPUNCTURE is a faggot.. i'm homophobic...
    ...nah, you're just playing hard to get
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    a gay comedian i was watching today made a joke where his dad asked "What is it that you two do?"

    and he said "All those things you wish mom would do? That."

    and it got me thinking, "if I were gay, I'd get a lot more blowjobs."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
    Although i have never sucked cock
    I am confident I could suck cock better than any chic
    Its weird...ive never sucked a cock...but im sure i could do a phenomenal job. Any other bros feel leik this?
    You really set the bar high for yourself. With an attitude like that how could you not be a great cocksucker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pumpthatiron
    yes ASSPUNCTURE is a faggot.. i'm homophobic...

    Hey, where'd you find that penguin sig at? I've been looking everywhere for that!

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