Thread: condoms

I found trojans/lub to be a better for me. All the others irritate me.

Originally Posted by crisg555

I found trojans/lub to be a better for me. All the others irritate me.

hahahahahhhahahaha. I wish I hadn't read this. I don't need mental pictures of my little brother and his girl, where condoms are involved

Hey cris!

Hey Snoop,
I suspect you are really looking for a female response to this question but I'll convey a personal story that may give you something to think about:

I am SO happy that I have not had to deal with those damn things much and have had bad experiences with them. When we were kids in junior high we would see all these tacky machines in the gas stations etc. selling these raspy ribbed things and assorted items that were suppose to "tickle" her fancy etc. We use to just laugh ourselves silly picturing big burly truckers putting these ribbed bright pink things on to excite what must have been to them the ultra classy (chubby) ladies in the adjoining coffee shop they all use to get the hots for. I always had a misgiving about them from those early days onward.

For myself, the only time I used one in my entire life was an unexpected romance while vacationing from a consulting job while in the Canary Islands. I met a wonderful English lady, 7 years my senior who I instantly fell for. We hit it off very well and after 3 days she was pretty insistent and expectant of a serious "holiday romance" (she was on holiday with her family). Being then only in my mid 20's and more innocent than I care to admit I was swept off my feet by her frankness, charm, attraction, accent and intellect (a PhD in microbiology). I figured this frankness was a European thing and they expected this intimacy sooner so I felt I had to go with the flow or come across like a prude and risk losing her. So I went against better judgment and decided to be receptive to her if it turned out she was not just teasing me and purchased some "just in case". It turns out she was serious about it and I had to learn in real time how to put that damn thing on. It was pretty embarrassing and she giggled hysterically as I wrestled with it and finally she just helped me put it on. It was tight, it hurt and pinched like hell and I utterly hated it. As luck would have it - it failed spectacularly at a very unfortunate moment. When we both figured out what had happened we were in horror and looked at each other with an expression of "uh oh now what"? Yes, she got pregnant - but that is a different story with a very sad ending that should have been a happy one since we wanted to marry.

Moral of the story - they hurt, they fail, they don't enhance and they give a false sense of security. My advise, just get married to a woman you love and don't use one.


OD

Condoms are for squares, plus birth control is the woman's responsibility, don't you know that?


JK, I always use the ones lubricated with nonoxynol 9, double the protection since my boys MUST be good swimmers.

Why do u kill ur boys then?

okay, as a woman, it does make a difference. Need lubed ones and textures are a plus!

I like it better with OUT and so does my husband....................MUCH better.

Of course, if you're not married......then, def. lubricated.................DON'T BUY THE NUMBING (STAY HARD) ONES...........................LOL, it'll leave you both not feeling anything

Oh....put a little "toy" on the end or middle of your shaft......

ok a legitimate answer: Beyond Seven condoms. I can't get to the site from work (damn firewall) but search for them on google. Good stuff.

I rarely use condoms, I just pull out and shoot on her face.

Beyond Seven

the best are polyurethane condoms. they take away hardly any sensation. the downside is they are bad for the environment. check bing for ecocondoms. there should be a site that will tell you more about which condoms you should use if this is a concern. I think Glyde makes the only certified Vegan condom on the market. there might be a few others.

whale oil rubbed along the shaft suffices

^^

Originally Posted by CaptRichArund

whale oil rubbed along the shaft suffices

sounds very eco friendly to me
Also polyurethane condoms are like trying to fuck in a glad hefty trash bag

Originally Posted by jcar1016

sounds very eco friendly to me
Also polyurethane condoms are like trying to fuck in a glad hefty trash bag

They're extremely good, you can trust them and you can still enjoy sex with them. If you have a latex allergy, I'd recommend getting Skyn brand condoms, or similar. They're not exactly ultra thin, but they allow for a lot of sensation and are still very strong.

Be careful with how you carry them, I wouldn't recommend storing them in a wallet or constantly keeping them in a purse. This is OK short term, but don't carry them that way all of the time.

Female condoms can be used as dental dams to prevent the spread of sexually transmitted infections during oral sex...

Originally Posted by wtfzor

I rarely use condoms, I just pull out and shoot on her face.

Of just all over her ass if I'm hitting it from behind. I don't care, I'm not cleaning up the mess.

Back in the day, they made a condom called a "rough rider"
It had little nubs all over it.
Women really liked them. Not sure if they still sell them or not?

Originally Posted by wtfzor

I rarely use condoms, I just pull out and shoot on her face.

yea i enjoy this part and my girlfriend too

condoms suck. no feeling

What are they again?

beyond 7 not lubed enough. Trojan lubed w/ mon-9 spermicide are the best. Prevent's pregnancy that is what you are looking for.

Originally Posted by The Foundation

Back in the day, they made a condom called a "rough rider"
It had little nubs all over it.
Women really liked them. Not sure if they still sell them or not?

They do. Women still really like them.

not sure if you all have them in america or not, but there is a brand here called Ansell and they have a condom called SKYN it is tougher than a normal condom and not made of latex.
And I can say I like those the best it is like your not wearing a condom and they are tough and can stand a good pounding.

Originally Posted by Mr.BTB

not sure if you all have them in america or not, but there is a brand here called Ansell and they have a condom called SKYN it is tougher than a normal condom and not made of latex.
And I can say I like those the best it is like your not wearing a condom and they are tough and can stand a good pounding.

we got em. My girls allergic to latex. SKYN are whats up.

Check out www.condomdepot.com I like the Trustex Extra large they are the editor's choice. They are larger than a normal condom and extra extra thin. I have went through a good many with no issues. Use a little WET Platinum lube because they are not lubricated well enough IMO. If you usually use Magnums or XL condoms these will be a little tight width wise at least they are for me but the extra thin feel is worth it being snug. LOL If you click on the Trustex brand they are on the second page in a tye dyed wrapper.

Trojan Exctasy.