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    sex for red sox tickets

    i heard on the radio this morning that a man put an ad in a newspaper that said something like this. "if anyone has 2 red sox tickets to either game 1 or 2 of the world series they are willing to give me, i will let them have sex with my wife." they went on in the ad to describe the womans age, features, etc and clearly stated that it wasnt a joke.

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    It wasn't me, I swear to god.


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    Quote Originally Posted by I Are Baboon
    It wasn't me, I swear to god.

    LMAO! Heard the same thing. Said she had big boobs!






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    Well maybe it'll work out to everyone's benefit and the one willing to give up the tickets will be some really hot guy. Then everyone wins

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    any dumbass that gives up series tickets for sex is not a winner imo.

    i mean damn you can get sex anywhere. why give up tickets for it?

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    If I was the wife I'd keep the tickets and find a new date for the game ...

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    My brother had 2 tickets to games 1 and 2. He got $1700 for the first pair, and some chick responded to the ad for the second by offering sex. She offered oral as a down payment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twin Peak
    My brother had 2 tickets to games 1 and 2. He got $1700 for the first pair, and some chick responded to the ad for the second by offering sex. She offered oral as a down payment.

    Did he accept the down payment??
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