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    Okay don't get too explicit but let's hear some of your fondle-est memories.

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    How explicit should we get? Great idea !! BTW, you should update your photo gallery to give us some inspiration
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    Without too much detail, one fond memory includes a Halloween party, a witch with black fishnets, high heels, lots of alcohol and other substances, a semi-private nook in a city alleyway, and severly strained tongue that hurt for severl days after.
    "I don't like small cars or real big women, but somehow I always find myself in 'em" - KR

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    more explicit then that. anyone still have "Summer Breeze" ?

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    okay everyone you can just make stuff up n the others will guess fact or fiction

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    haha, i like the way you think RG
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    I bet that's true.

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    it is Looks like you'll have to start RG
    Last edited by Luke9583; 11-05-2004 at 08:31 AM.
    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    The truth?

    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    Okay don't get too explicit but let's hear some of your fondle-est memories.
    Hi Rock,

    I might get "into trouble" here - you mean when I get stuck (inside)? That happens a lot to me. Honeslty! And I DO LOVE fondling... Foreplay I absolutely LOVE - I like to drive those I am with completely nuts Sexually. I WANT them to KNOW I give a damn about them - TRUTHFULLY!

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    Summer Breeze


    Everyone else had pretty much had it with the bike riding. I wanted to continue exploring a little further up the beach. Very like me wanting to know what might be around the corner not caring that the others were left behind they'd be fine n a little more fun when I go back anyway knowing them, sun n beer. I said I'd be maybe an hour 45 n pulled away.

    It was an awesome day, nearing the end of summer. We'd been about 4 hours getting up to the base of Katahdin. I hadn't seen the little camps since I was a kid n wanted to have a look at them. They seemed so small. The season was over so they were vacant. I found an open one n had a look inside. God things seem different when you're a kid.

    Walking back outside I figured since I had found the cabins sooner than I had expected I'd take the extra hour n work on my tan. There was no way I was riding topless around John's buddies n I only liked a tan line where my thong went.

    I removed a towel n my suntan oil from my bike pac n grabbed my water bottle n the rest of the joint we'd smoked earlier. There was a picnic table outside the cabin I'd just been in n I pulled it so it was lined up right with the sun n spread my towel out. I peeled off the bottoms of my bikini n pulled my t n top over my head tossing them on the sand. Before I got oil on my hands I took a couple deep pulls off the joint. Mmm good stuff. Tossing my lighter on top of my clothes I picked up the oil n removed the cap.

    Jesus I love that smell coconut n memories. Memories of Florida, Puerto Rico... I coated my body feeling the breeze rise n fall as I did. Laying back I sighed as the sun heated my skin. It was so quiet there only a little background of birds n a soft rustle of leaves. I wondered what some tourist would think coming across this unexpected scenery in the Maine wilderness. I toyed with the thought until i had a pretty good idea what I could do to make said tourists visit to Maine a memorable one. Just then a breeze came chasing the heat from my skin with a cold caress. My nipples hardened instantly and my hands came up to protect them instictively. Just as suddenly the breeze was displaced once again by the suns heat. My protective touch turned into a gentle pinch and I let my legs fall open to welcome the suns rays. If a girl comes in the wilderness and there is no one there to hear it does it still make a sound? Hell I was gonna find out.

    Continuing to pinch my left nipple I brought my hand to my mouth and wet my fingers. My clit was already starting to harden and jumped beneath my touch.

    I imagined a man coming up to me and watching me, my eyes closed my hips lifting for a cock that wasn't there, my fingers tracing a soft slow rhythm on my clit, my pussy wet and pink in the hot sun. I would want him to not speak a word but brush the hair from my face and feed me his cock. Pump it into my mouth while he watched me, reach his hands down and push his fingers into my wet opening spreading my juice back up onto my clit replacing my feminine touch with his harder one. Then turn me over n pull me to the edge of the table so he could enter me from behind filling my pussy, both his hands on my breasts while he fucked me. Soft and slow and then rubbing my clit as he increased to hard n fast. I came imagining his load squirting inside me my clit flowering beneath my touch as wave after wave tore through my body.

    I don't know if it made a sound but wish you were there.


    true or false and am I banned now?????

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    FALSE....But if you would like to prove it I know a nice wooded area
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    I believe the part about the joint.

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    all true swear to god

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    This one time, at band camp......John got a flute wedged so far up his ass, he hasn't been able to recover his heterosexuality since.
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    time for a walk


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    ILLEGITIMIS CON CARBORUNDUM!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    all true swear to god
    We need proof. Like pics.

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    I write erotic stories as a hobby for another site. I'll post a couple here if you want.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SJ69
    Without too much detail, one fond memory includes a Halloween party, a witch with black fishnets, high heels, lots of alcohol and other substances, a semi-private nook in a city alleyway, and severly strained tongue that hurt for severl days after.
    Black fishnets and high heels. Huh? Talk about giving yourself over to absolute pleasure. (cookie 2 whoever gets the movie!)
    Last edited by Shae; 11-05-2004 at 03:00 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shae
    Black fishnets and high heels. Huh? Talk about giving yourself to absolute pleasure. (cookie 2 whoever gets the movie!)
    One of those Disney cartoons?
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
    The moon by day, and the sun by night.
    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
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    *BZZZZZZ* Wrong! N-e-1 else give a try?

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    Look whose is back in the world of Cyber.... Rockgazer!


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    Quote Originally Posted by david
    Look whose is back in the world of Cyber.... Rockgazer!

    hey David

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    There is this guy that I am in a relationship right now (won't tell u his name) that lives in California (I'm in Arizona). We met on a gaming website called superdudes.net. We known each other for a year (on net and phone calls, talkin) but we've been an item for about 3 of those months. We just clicked and we can not stop thinkin about dirrty stuff to do to each other.

    There was this one dream I had about him that was too friggin real. And the trigger that made my dream too real was a simple porno.
    It was called Emanuelle VS Dracula and the one that played the vampire was just the spittin image of my boyfriend. To tell the truth, I was gettin kinda hot. And there was this one part that the vampire took some girl in the shower and his way with her. And allong their time (him havin her from front and behind) he was tellin her that she was his forever and all that kinda jazz and then ended up with him taking a nibble out of her neck.

    And now, my dream

    I was in the shower all by myself. A few minitues later, my boyfriend comes in and ladies, I say he was packin. He pins me against the wall and we start making out. I feel his errection comming. Then, he was just pounding me. It felt too damn good. While he was doing me, I was just bringing him closer to me and I was licking and nibbling his neck and shoulders. He turns me around and puts it in me. Starts out show and speeds up. Then I hear him say, "You are all mine lover. You will be mine forever." All I could utter out was, "I'm yours!" And then, he bites my neck on my right side and then I wake up.

    And when I woke up, I had a big-ass pain in my right side of my neck.

    Okay, I'm gettin hot now just talkin about it.

    Ban me if ya must. But R.G. made me tell.

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    ooooh baby the vampire thing very nice but no real biting

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    ooooh baby the vampire thing very nice but no real biting
    Geez! I better stop watching those horror movies and reading those Ann Rice books.

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    does this count?
    Ok so I was looking at porn and I saw this page of thumbnails for this one really hot chick. Now I'm not usually into red heads, I have never been attracted to one it's just not my thing. But this one was smoking, she had a great dark tan, huge firm breasts, a tight body with a small waist and a big butt. Perfect. I was in love, hot damn. I had decided, right then right there that this was the hottest chick I had ever seen, and forever I would remember this hottie as my ideal woman- which surprised me cuz always I thought my ideal woman would be asian and not red headed. And so I click and she's doing some guy. This kinda bums me out, I fancied the thought that this porn chick was a virgin and waiting for me. Still, I forgave her for doing some other guy, but it sucked that she was cheating on me. That's just her personality though, she's a wild child. So anyway, A few more clicks and I see this one thumbnail where she's 69ing a dude. So Click. Then there's this other thumbnail where she's sitting on a guys face, I'm assuming he's eating her out right? So I click. But I notice something, the fact that the guy has balls on his face. And on the other side of those balls was a dick. And attached to that dick and those balls was my red headed, dark tanned girlfriend.

    This was the worst porn search ever. I was scarred for weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000
    does this count?
    Ok so I was looking at porn and I saw this page of thumbnails for this one really hot chick. Now I'm not usually into red heads, I have never been attracted to one it's just not my thing. But this one was smoking, she had a great dark tan, huge firm breasts, a tight body with a small waist and a big butt. Perfect. I was in love, hot damn. I had decided, right then right there that this was the hottest chick I had ever seen, and forever I would remember this hottie as my ideal woman- which surprised me cuz always I thought my ideal woman would be asian and not red headed. And so I click and she's doing some guy. This kinda bums me out, I fancied the thought that this porn chick was a virgin and waiting for me. Still, I forgave her for doing some other guy, but it sucked that she was cheating on me. That's just her personality though, she's a wild child. So anyway, A few more clicks and I see this one thumbnail where she's 69ing a dude. So Click. Then there's this other thumbnail where she's sitting on a guys face, I'm assuming he's eating her out right? So I click. But I notice something, the fact that the guy has balls on his face. And on the other side of those balls was a dick. And attached to that dick and those balls was my red headed, dark tanned girlfriend.

    This was the worst porn search ever. I was scarred for weeks.






    Holy shit thats funny.

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