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    Tip of the day Monday November 8, 2004

    She'll fantasize about you all day

    In the morning, use a ballpoint pen to write a sexy note somewhere on her body. Try the top of her thigh (prime real estate, with minimum exposure to coworkers). "Women are turned on by words," says Helen Fisher, Ph.D., author of The First Sex. Start with "I," end with "you," and use the verb of your choice in between. Giving her 9 or 10 hours to see, think about, and fantasize about your note starts the percolation process.
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    cool idea

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    Ink rubs off, I prefer to carve the note in.
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
    The moon by day, and the sun by night.
    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MtnBikerChk
    She'll fantasize about you all day

    In the morning, use a ballpoint pen to write a sexy note somewhere on her body. Try the top of her thigh (prime real estate, with minimum exposure to coworkers). "Women are turned on by words," says Helen Fisher, Ph.D., author of The First Sex. Start with "I," end with "you," and use the verb of your choice in between. Giving her 9 or 10 hours to see, think about, and fantasize about your note starts the percolation process.
    Draw on me in ink and I'll punch your lights out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BritChick
    Draw on me in ink and I'll punch your lights out!
    That's the spirit, babe!
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
    The moon by day, and the sun by night.
    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MtnBikerChk
    She'll fantasize about you all day

    In the morning, use a ballpoint pen to write a sexy note somewhere on her body. Try the top of her thigh (prime real estate, with minimum exposure to coworkers). "Women are turned on by words," says Helen Fisher, Ph.D., author of The First Sex. Start with "I," end with "you," and use the verb of your choice in between. Giving her 9 or 10 hours to see, think about, and fantasize about your note starts the percolation process.
    or write the note the night before .......... morning sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by bulletproof1
    or write the note the night before .......... morning sex
    Or just wake her up and talk dirty to her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MtnBikerChk
    "Women are turned on by words,"
    I will throw a dictionary at her next time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MtnBikerChk
    Start with "I," end with "you," and use the verb of your choice in between.
    "I want to grind a small sheep and feed it to you"

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    or screw the note and dirty talk. the next time shes doing dishes or laundry etc just bend her over and tap her from behind right where she stands. women love that aggressive spontaneous raw sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BritChick
    Or just wake her up and talk dirty to her.

    Yeay-Yeayy!
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    to find wholeness & success
    in the midst of forces that have been
    birthed in chaos and nurtured in confusion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bulletproof1
    or screw the note and dirty talk. the next time shes doing dishes or laundry etc just bend her over and tap her right where she stands. women love that aggressive spontaneous raw sex.
    It works even better with strangers.
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
    The moon by day, and the sun by night.
    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bulletproof1
    or screw the note and dirty talk. the next time shes doing dishes or laundry etc just bend her over and tap her from behind right where she stands. women love that aggressive spontaneous raw sex.
    I am quite certain that I would get kicked in the nuts for such a stunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepper
    I am quite certain that I would get kicked in the nuts for such a stunt.
    Some people pay top dollar for that kinnda thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJJ
    Some people pay top dollar for that kinnda thing.
    That's why Sweden will never be a popular tourist attraction.
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
    The moon by day, and the sun by night.
    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bulletproof1
    or screw the note and dirty talk. the next time shes doing dishes or laundry etc just bend her over and tap her from behind right where she stands. women love that aggressive spontaneous raw sex.
    Wow, finally someone who gets it!
    bullet, when are you going to start your own Tip Of The Day thread?

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    I got a better idea, give her a list of chores to do, put it on a post-it, and then stick it to her forehead while she sleeps.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    I got a better idea, give her a list of chores to do, put it on a post-it, and then stick it to her forehead while she sleeps.
    LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    I got a better idea, give her a list of chores to do, put it on a post-it, and then stick it to her forehead while she sleeps.
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