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She'll fantasize about you all day
In the morning, use a ballpoint pen to write a sexy note somewhere on her body. Try the top of her thigh (prime real estate, with minimum exposure to coworkers). "Women are turned on by words," says Helen Fisher, Ph.D., author of The First Sex. Start with "I," end with "you," and use the verb of your choice in between. Giving her 9 or 10 hours to see, think about, and fantasize about your note starts the percolation process.
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Ink rubs off, I prefer to carve the note in.![]()
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
Draw on me in ink and I'll punch your lights out!Originally Posted by MtnBikerChk
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That's the spirit, babe!Originally Posted by BritChick
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The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
or write the note the night before .......... morning sexOriginally Posted by MtnBikerChk
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Or just wake her up and talk dirty to her.Originally Posted by bulletproof1
I will throw a dictionary at her next time.Originally Posted by MtnBikerChk
"I want to grind a small sheep and feed it to you"Originally Posted by MtnBikerChk
or screw the note and dirty talk. the next time shes doing dishes or laundry etc just bend her over and tap her from behind right where she stands. women love that aggressive spontaneous raw sex.![]()

Originally Posted by BritChick
Yeay-Yeayy!
Drama is the result of an attempt
to find wholeness & success
in the midst of forces that have been
birthed in chaos and nurtured in confusion.
-- No More Drama
It works even better with strangers.Originally Posted by bulletproof1
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The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
I am quite certain that I would get kicked in the nuts for such a stunt.Originally Posted by bulletproof1
Some people pay top dollar for that kinnda thing.Originally Posted by Pepper
That's why Sweden will never be a popular tourist attraction.Originally Posted by JJJ
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The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
Wow, finally someone who gets it!Originally Posted by bulletproof1
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bullet, when are you going to start your own Tip Of The Day thread?![]()
I got a better idea, give her a list of chores to do, put it on a post-it, and then stick it to her forehead while she sleeps.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
LMAOOriginally Posted by Dale Mabry
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