Thread: Dancing with a hardon

that reminds me of that movie "Can't hardly wait" (no pun intended)

when the black kid goes up to Jennifer Love Hewitt and is like "I never told you this, but when we danced at the 8th grade social i had the biggest boner."

that's an interesting question though, trv. i wonder how chicks "feel" when they feel something poking them haha.

Originally Posted by trvlr70

Typically when I'm out clubbing I'll get a raging hardon while dancing with others. I admit, I like the feeling of rubbing it on whomever I'm dancing with. Do you girls/guys find that offensive or complimentary when your dance partner gets an erection? Tell me what you think?

Probably depends on the size...lol I told you take the pills 30 minutes prior. I know you like to be prepared but you're just making a stiff of yourself!

i dont hafta worry though, cuz i don't dance with chicks. i just moonwalk all around the dancfloor by myself.

I don't know how girls feel about guys having woodies, but the few times i do dance with chicks, i'm pretty flattered when i see a wet spot around their crotch area.

Yep, there is nothing better than when the person you are dancing with notices your hardon and then grinds themselves into your crotch. Sends shivers up my spine. It is especially cool when everything is hot, sweaty and kinda dark.

Originally Posted by trvlr70

Do you girls/guys find that offensive or complimentary when your dance partner gets an erection? Tell me what you think?

I'd probably have to beat my self if my dance partner got an erection

There's a song about this: I remember one night it was playing in the club and this chick I was with started grinding on me while I was sitting in the back of the club so I unzipped my pants and reached under her skirt, pushed the panties over and slipped her sloppy wet pussy over my dick. She kept grinding on me and I sat there looking around thinking "It don't get any better than this" as I took a sip of my drink. After the song, I zipped it back in and grabbed her and we rushed up to the hotel room I got for the weekend, wrecked a sheet set and went back down to the club to hang with my friends till closing time. Those were the day's
Too Close - Next

I wonder if she could tell I'm hard right now, hmmm
Yeah, come on, dance for me baby, ha ha, yeah
Uh-oh, you feel that? Alright
Come on, don't stop now. You done did it, come on, uh, yeah, alright, hold on

Chorus:
Baby when we're grinding, I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, your dancing real close
Plus it's real real slow
(You know what you're doing, don't you)
You're making it hard for me

All the slow songs you requested
You're dancing like you're naked
Oh, it's almost like we're sexing (oh yeah)
Yeah boo, I like it
No, I can't deny it
But I know you can tell
I'm excited, oh girl
Step back you're dancing kinda close
I feel a little poke coming through
On you
Now girl I know you felt it
Boo you know I can't help it
You know what I want to do

Chorus

Baby girl's dancing so close
Ain't a good idea
Cuz I'ma want you now and here
The way that you shake it on me
Makes me want you so bad sexually. Oh girl
Step back you're dancing kinda close
I feel a little poke coming through
On you
Now girl I know you felt it
Boo you know I can't help it
You know what I want to do

Chorus 2x

I love when you shake it like that, ah, ah, ah
I see that you like it like that, oh, oh, oh
I love when you shake it like that, ah, ah, ah
I see that you like it like that, oh, oh, oh
Well baby I like the way that you grind (Baby when we're grinding, I get so excited)
On me (Ooh, how I like it)
I try but I can't fight it (I can't fight it)
Oh, you're dancing real close (Real close)
Plus it's real real slow, you're making it hard for me

I like the way you move (Baby when we're grinding, I get so excited)
You're making me want you (Ooh, how I like it, I try but I can't fight it)
Oh the way (Oh you're dancing real close, plus it's real real slow)
I like those things you do (You're making it hard for me)
But you're a little too close

Chorus (fade out)

"Dancing with a hardon"?

Sound like the name of the porn version of Dances with Wolves.

"And there's my wolf friend, two-cocks"...

lol... it would depend on if the guy was someone you were into. if he wasn't it would be kinda creepy.

i saw a porn movie once where a guy (jeff stryker) was dancing around naked with an erection. he looked to be enjoying it. i was.

I'ma walking' hard on everything I do is with an erection :shrug;

i REALLY don't like feeling little peepees grinding up against me when we're dancing---that's why i prefer to dance with girls....unless it's my man or a guy i'm into...

That's why I don't dance

i REALLY don't like feeling little peepees grinding up against me when we're dancing---that's why i prefer to dance with girls....unless it's my man or a guy i'm into...

That's why I don't dance

you don't dance Because you have a little peepee?

I once had a nasty experience on a New York City subway, it was really packed one afternoon and it was jammed packed. Well in the train there is a pole in the middle for riders to hold on too.

Well the pole was full and I was barely able to fit my hand in there, anyway I noticed I felt something warm..its hard to describe ...turns out a freaking pervert was rubbing his hard-on on my hand. ARGGGGGGGGG

Originally Posted by min0 lee

I once had a nasty experience on a New York City subway, it was really packed one afternoon and it was jammed packed. Well in the train there is a pole in the middle for riders to hold on too.

Well the pole was full and I was barely able to fit my hand in there, anyway I noticed I felt something warm..its hard to describe ...turns out a freaking pervert was rubbing his hard-on on my hand. ARGGGGGGGGG

Someone did the EXACT SAME THING to me! When I realized what was going on, I confronted him, but he ran off as the doors opened. He stopped near the exit, and looked back; Thats when I snapped his picture.

Originally Posted by Chain Link

Someone did the EXACT SAME THING to me! When I realized what was going on, I confronted him, but he ran off as the doors opened. He stopped near the exit, and looked back; Thats when I snapped his picture.

It was him! He was hiding behind the little school kids so it was hard too see him. The little runt

Originally Posted by trvlr70

Typically when I'm out clubbing I'll get a raging hardon while dancing with others. I admit, I like the feeling of rubbing it on whomever I'm dancing with. Do you girls/guys find that offensive or complimentary when your dance partner gets an erection? Tell me what you think?

You dance with guys and rub your package on 'em?

Originally Posted by min0 lee

It was him! He was hiding behind the little school kids so it was hard too see him. The little runt

He didn't have to duck either did he?

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

He didn't have to duck either did he?

Nope..

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

You dance with guys and rub your package on 'em?

No! I'm trying to be PC. Good grief?

[QUOTE=sportytahoe]i REALLY don't like feeling little peepees grinding up against me when we're dancing[QUOTE]

What about big peepees?

Originally Posted by min0 lee

you don't dance Because you have a little peepee?

Yes

Originally Posted by Luke9583

Yes

Originally Posted by sportytahoe

i REALLY don't like feeling little peepees grinding up against me when we're dancing---that's why i prefer to dance with girls....unless it's my man or a guy i'm into...

You use the term "little" to describe all peepees. You know that all men are not created equal. What about those of us with large hands that have long thick fingers and big feet with french fry toes who happen to be anitomically correct? DO we also bother you when we have an accidental encounter on the dance floor? I never sexually assalt a woman by just rubbing my unit on her but when I'm out there and the ladies are hot and making eye contact I get aroused and sometimes shit happens ...

I took a coworker dancing and drinking once, well things were getting a little hot on the dance floor and I couldn't hold it back. She went down, kinda like squat and BAM, her head knocked right into my hardon. It almost took her eye out. I was really embarrased since it was kinda like a first date, but it worked out great.

Hi mino,

So what did you do when you grabbed it? Did you give it the "attention" it needs? Certainly a man COULD DIE from such stimulation without "finishing the job"- HONESTLY.

Take Care, Souped_up

Originally Posted by Souped_up

Hi mino,

So what did you do when you grabbed it? Did you give it the "attention" it needs? Certainly a man COULD DIE from such stimulation without "finishing the job"- HONESTLY.

Take Care, Souped_up

I chopped it off and served it to my family for dinner.

Can you imagine all the protein a penis has?

Listen next time you send me a naked picture of yourself at least photoshop yourself a bigger penis.