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    would you...

    have sex with a retard if they were hot?

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    I call most of my ex-girlfriends retards. Does that count?
    Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot.

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    Define retard with respect to ability to function. Some retards can even join an online forum and ask retarded questions ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
    Define retard with respect to ability to function. Some retards can even join an online forum and ask retarded questions ...
    Information that the character 19-chief presents is totally fictitious in nature and is presented for role playing purposes only. The opinions presented do not encourage the use of illegal substances nor take the place of professional medical advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
    Define retard with respect to ability to function. Some retards can even join an online forum and ask retarded questions ...
    And there is a long list.

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    That's most men

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    SNT I don't get it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
    SNT I don't get it ...
    That's b/c you are an exception Big Sexy

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    I retire in two months SNT. I am practicing my kaguls too ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
    I retire in two months SNT. I am practicing my kaguls too ...
    Good get prepared

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    I have been without for longer than you have SNT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
    I have been without for longer than you have SNT.
    Says who? Sex with myself only does not count! How many times do we need discuss that

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    Get a hotel....

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Get a hotel....
    Don't be mad at me my dear. If YOU don't take care of me anymore, someone else will

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    I feel like I am being used to make you green min0 ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt
    have sex with a retard if they were hot?

    you watched Drawn Together this week too huh?

    I was wondering the same thing after that episode, and yes I would, depending on the level of hotness and the extent of the retardedness.

    In the case of "Bleh," yes I would

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    This poll question made me LOL.

    I'm tired and need to go to bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt
    have sex with a retard if they were hot?
    Have you been reading Penthouse forum again?!?
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
    That's most men
    Hey! Play nice girly, Were sensative.
    Heavily medicated for your safety.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
    Says who? Sex with myself only does not count! How many times do we need discuss that
    SNT we can discuss that topic at great length at any time on any day ... just think of me as your goto guy in that regard

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
    Define retard with respect to ability to function. Some retards can even join an online forum and ask retarded questions ...
    no kidding

    some of these threads just go a liiiiiiiiittle too far.

    "would you have sex with a one armed grandma with no teeth on her 96th birthday if she wore dominatrix outfit on a tuesday?"
    (^my bad attempt to be funny)
    You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Flex
    no kidding

    some of these threads just go a liiiiiiiiittle too far.

    "would you have sex with a one armed grandma with no teeth on her 96th birthday if she wore dominatrix outfit on a tuesday?"
    (^my bad attempt to be funny)
    omg you know gram?

















    lol.

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    You all reminded me of this segment on WWE Raw with Cristy and Eugene. Well, you put it together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cman
    Hey! Play nice girly, Were sensative.
    Sensitive and men... isn't that an Oxymoron?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Flex
    no kidding

    some of these threads just go a liiiiiiiiittle too far.

    "would you have sex with a one armed grandma with no teeth on her 96th birthday if she wore dominatrix outfit on a tuesday?"
    (^my bad attempt to be funny)
    ROFLMAO Flex you kill me!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000

    you watched Drawn Together this week too huh?

    I was wondering the same thing after that episode, and yes I would, depending on the level of hotness and the extent of the retardedness.

    In the case of "Bleh," yes I would
    ya that was a great episode

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flex
    no kidding

    some of these threads just go a liiiiiiiiittle too far.

    "would you have sex with a one armed grandma with no teeth on her 96th birthday if she wore dominatrix outfit on a tuesday?"
    (^my bad attempt to be funny)
    I thought all of your posts were meant to be funny.

    Ok, only 1 said yes. Will the demented soul please step forward.

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    *step*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000
    *step*
    I knew it.....

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    my friend paul just said "sure why not, i mean, if you're horny"

    i ask "how retarded"

    he says "well they have to be responsive anyway they can't be too retarded."

    i ask "how responsive"

    n he says "this is a d, listen, put this finger here n then here n this is your d chord"

    he's givivg Tesla guitar lessons.

    i read this he laughs n says "they at least have to be responsive enough to say 'oh yeah that feels good' or 'do it faster'. i mean they have to be there with you you have to know they are getting something out of it"

    "Paul have you fucked a retard?"

    he says "well some of them weren't rocket scientists. someone comes to your house at 2 in the morning n they've had a few beers you aren't gonna throw em out."

    Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!






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