your favorite sex fantasy

david · 01-19-2008, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

I want to fuck maynard james keenan

id probably die afterwards from being so happy

Just join his myspace page and hit him up! That always seems to work.

DontStop · 01-19-2008, 04:39 PM

hes already on my facebook
and my myspace

david · 01-19-2008, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

hes already on my facebook
and my myspace

I knew you'd say that! LOL!!! Well, have you tried contacting him? Forget about the sex thing for the moment, but, have you? I know a few myspace celebs that do respond and hang out with their fans and party with them when their in town or vice versa.

DontStop · 01-19-2008, 04:47 PM

no i'm too shy
he's never in canada anyways really
unless ofcourse if he's touring with puscifer which i kind of doubt

plus his facebook says hes in a relationship

ive tagged him in a couple notes

david · 01-19-2008, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

no i'm too shy
he's never in canada anyways really
unless ofcourse if he's touring with puscifer which i kind of doubt

plus his facebook says hes in a relationship

ive tagged him in a couple notes

Well, at least you tried which is cool. However, the "relationship" title and musician's....

Wait, did you say that you're too shy? That's soo cute!

DontStop · 01-19-2008, 06:06 PM

Haha well i want to visit hsi vineyard in arizona. I just want to absorb as much of him as i can!
Maybe if i get famous one day, I can get my agent to arrange a "meeting" of epic sexual proportions

david · 01-19-2008, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

to arrange a "meeting" of epic sexual proportions

Loved the way you put it!!!

Hoglander · 01-19-2008, 08:09 PM

I would like a good looking mute women to have sex with. That's all.

**Gazhole** · 01-19-2008, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by KelJu

She wants to be kidnapped by some Brad Pit looking guy and be sexually abused. S&M type shit, you know. I've had lots of female friends tell me crazy stuff like that.

As for me, I just want Lanny Barbie to sit on my face while Monica Sweetheart sucks me off. I'd then change positions and suck on Lanny's nipples while pounding Monica from the back.

Sounds great in theory, but the truth is Lanny alone would have me blowing a wad in about 20 seconds.

On the bright side i think you could get somewhere with erotic fiction. If you wrote that scene in book form id buy ten copies and use them to clean up afterwards.

Alternatively just go into real porn :P.

goob · 01-20-2008, 02:01 PM

Mine involves dontstop, a goat and a large tub of ice-cream.....

KelJu · 01-20-2008, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Goodfella9783

There's dudes who really do what your fantasy described on a daily basis for their job. Probably with those chicks together too haha. I was being sarcastic by saying "wow it must suck being a pornstar."

Gotcha.

david · 01-20-2008, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by goob

Mine involves dontstop, a goat and a large tub of ice-cream.....

I got the 2 out of the 3 but what the hell would you do with the goat?

maniclion · 01-20-2008, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

I want to fuck maynard james keenan

id probably die afterwards from being so happy

I'd like to drink some of his wine at his Vineyards and eat some shrooms, talk late into the morning with him and then stumble drunkenly off to bed and make love to my girlfriend before I fall alseep until 6 the following evening where we repeat the process for up to a week. He seems like an interesting person....

Doublebase · 01-20-2008, 05:56 PM

My favorite TOOL vid. Maynard looks really fucked up. Sounds great though.

YouTube Video

min0 lee · 01-20-2008, 06:24 PM

Danny81 walks into a school shower, disrobes and joins the other kids in the shower then he works his penis into a hard-on and shows off to the other little guys....
shortly after that the basket ball teams shows to also use the shower....Danny81 is very impressed by their length...
Basketball team pulls a train on Danny81.

He told me that was his fantasy.

DontStop · 01-20-2008, 06:53 PM

my fav tool song is aenema
i told my beau yesterday we should fuck to it
im such a queer haha

i just recently decided, and im not saying this for attention im being honest
i saw a vid o4 double pen...yah thatd be cool to try

min0 lee · 01-20-2008, 07:05 PM

david · 01-20-2008, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Danny81 walks into a school shower, disrobes and joins the other kids in the shower then he works his penis into a hard-on and shows off to the other little guys....
shortly after that the basket ball teams shows to also use the shower....Danny81 is very impressed by their length...
Basketball team pulls a train on Danny81.

He told me that was his fantasy.

Good Lord!

:lmao:

david · 01-20-2008, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DontStop

my fav tool song is aenema
i told my beau yesterday we should fuck to it
im such a queer haha

i just recently decided, and im not saying this for attention im being honest
i saw a vid o4 double pen...yah thatd be cool to try

You'd probably need the whole album because I can't picture a one song video being enough time for you both!

FishOrCutBait · 01-20-2008, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

lol well i'll say it again

i want to fuck maynard so bad id probably give him ly left lung and right kidney

too bad hes 45 years old, and you want to get surprise sechsed by him.

maniclion · 01-21-2008, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DontStop

my fav tool song is aenema
i told my beau yesterday we should fuck to it
im such a queer haha

i just recently decided, and im not saying this for attention im being honest
i saw a vid o4 double pen...yah thatd be cool to try

So you have fantasies about circus sideshows? Midgets. clowns and bearded ladies?

Doublebase · 01-21-2008, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DontStop

my fav tool song is aenema
i told my beau yesterday we should fuck to it
im such a queer haha

i just recently decided, and im not saying this for attention im being honest
i saw a vid o4 double pen...yah thatd be cool to try

You like anal?

DontStop · 01-21-2008, 01:14 PM

That whole album is pretty good. Aenema can be the climactic song since it's near the end. No i don't like circus', where the eff would you get that idea from? I did anal once at the peek of a drunk stuper. interesting indeed.

soxmuscle · 01-21-2008, 01:20 PM

I don't think there is a female out there who I'd rather fuck than go on with normal functioned living.

IRM · 01-21-2008, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

I did anal once at the peek of a drunk stuper.

Did your boyfriend walk funny afterwords?

**Gazhole** · 01-21-2008, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by IRM

01-19-2008, 04:39 PM	#32
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 33	hes already on my facebook and my myspace
	You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

01-19-2008, 04:47 PM	#34
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 33	no i'm too shy he's never in canada anyways really unless ofcourse if he's touring with puscifer which i kind of doubt plus his facebook says hes in a relationship ive tagged him in a couple notes
	You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

01-19-2008, 06:06 PM	#36
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 33	Haha well i want to visit hsi vineyard in arizona. I just want to absorb as much of him as i can! Maybe if i get famous one day, I can get my agent to arrange a "meeting" of epic sexual proportions
	You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

01-20-2008, 06:24 PM	#45
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01-20-2008, 06:53 PM	#46
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 33	my fav tool song is aenema i told my beau yesterday we should fuck to it im such a queer haha i just recently decided, and im not saying this for attention im being honest i saw a vid o4 double pen...yah thatd be cool to try
	You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

01-19-2008, 08:09 PM	#38
Hoglander Cleaner Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Washington Posts: 1,169 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 10	I would like a good looking mute women to have sex with. That's all.

01-20-2008, 02:01 PM	#40
goob Smartass anthropologist Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, nowhere.... Posts: 5,995	Mine involves dontstop, a goat and a large tub of ice-cream.....

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01-21-2008, 01:14 PM	#53
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 33	That whole album is pretty good. Aenema can be the climactic song since it's near the end. No i don't like circus', where the eff would you get that idea from? I did anal once at the peek of a drunk stuper. interesting indeed.
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01-21-2008, 01:20 PM	#54
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