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Old 01-22-2008, 08:47 AM   #61
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maynard is so sexy
that video is pretty old if im not mistaken



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Old 01-22-2008, 10:03 AM   #62
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he's like, 45 and he's still looking damn good to me




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Cool song, of course and I really never knew what this band looked like. What the hell is the lead singer wearing? A long pink t-shirt?
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Old 01-22-2008, 11:10 AM   #64
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he's like, 45 and he's still looking damn good to me

i bet he has a 1" penis and your totally dissapointed



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Old 01-22-2008, 11:12 AM   #65
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oh and i have some really crazy fantasy emails a girl sent me. totally hot

It’s late as we take the elevator back to our hotel rooms, I don’t want the night to end and am flooded with thoughts and emotions, not knowing which ones to act on... I look up to find you staring at me smiling and I want you so badly... you see it in my eyes and close in on me running your hands through my hair and bringing your lips to mine, kissing me softly, your breath hot, my lips part and you slip your tongue gently into my mouth, I can taste the sweet taste of alcohol on your breath as you run one hand down my back to briefly caress my ass before you pull me in closer to your body, I kiss you back harder feeling an unmistakable urgency. I want you! Tongues probing deep as I feel the moisture between my legs starting to flow, I feel the hardness of your cock pressing against my hip and a soft moan escapes my lips...

I whisper ‘I want you’ as your tongue moves to my neck, biting and licking, sending a shiver down my spine as your hand moves up to roughly caress my breast, my nipple hardening under my shirt. My hands wandering to your pants, rubbing along your cock, feeling it straining against my touch.

The elevator sounds as we arrive at my floor... I take your hand and lead you to my room with no resistance. Once inside your lips are again on mine in a most delirious kiss... sensuous, soft, deep and wet, I suck gently on your tongue as I imagine sucking on your cock.... pushing me back onto the bed you slowly run your hands up the inside of my warm thighs to my pussy, stroking my clit lightly with your finger, feeling how wet I am through my silk panties, raking your fingers back down my thighs and lowering your head to kiss between them,

lifting my skirt inch by inch as you kiss and lick your way up my sleek long legs, my breathing quickens, my pulse racing, and I feel the rush of excitement... your fingers once again stopping to stroke my clit, pulling my panties aside you tell me to part me legs for you and as I do so you move your tongue softly over my wet glistening cunt, making me moan in pleasure as your tongue flicks and darts, already close to cumming, running my hands over the back of your head as you lick and probe sticking your tongue deep into my hot wet hole,

tasting my juice, sucking my lips and clit and then sinking your tongue back deep inside of me, suddenly I feel you part my lips with your fingers and push two of them deep into me...

I am cumming immediately, uncontrollably, pulling your mouth down hard on my clit telling you to ‘suck it hard’ as you suck and fuck my cunt faster and faster with your fingers wanting to make me moan some more, ‘fuck yes, make me cum baby, mmmmmm’ licking furiously as I cum over and over again, shaking violently telling you I want your cock in my mouth, sliding your cum covered fingers from me you bring them to my mouth, telling me to taste my cum....mmmmm

Sucking my juice off your fingers as I reach to undo your pants, wanting to suck you deep into my mouth, to feel your hard cock buried in my throat... pulling your pants down revealing your raging hard on, pushing your hand away from my lips as I lower my mouth to your cock, kissing and licking it with long wet strokes, swirling my tongue around and around the head of your cock, licking drops of pre cum from the tip of your cock, stroking your balls as I take you between my lips and sink you deep into my mouth until I can take you in no further mmmmmm, sucking you firm and deep as I look up at you, feeling your hand on the back of my head pushing me back down deeper onto your cock as you thrust into my mouth moaning in pleasure... sucking deeper and faster my hot mouth milking your cock as I imagine you filling my mouth with a hot load of cum mmmmmmmmmm.

You pull back from me telling me to get undressed but to leave my stilletoes on, as I get undressed so do you... you then tell me to walk over to the chair by the window, bend over and spread my legs for you so that you can look at me... I walk slowly to the chair allowing you lots of time to view my ass, bend over and spread my legs for you... as you watch all the time stroking your thick hard cock.

You ask me what I want, I tell you I want to feel your cock in my cunt and I want to be fucked ... stepping behind me you rub your cock over pussy, so wet and slippery making me quiver, pushing the head of your cock just inside of me ever so slightly and then pulling out teasing me over and over, asking how I want it, I tell you I want it hard... slipping your cock again just inside my lips I can feel the pulse of your cock and I try to push back onto you but you grab my hips so that I can’t move, then suddenly you thrust up deep and hard into me filling me as I let out a gasp, slamming your cock in and out, so fucking deep, pounding my cunt, forcing it to take your cock in deeper with every stroke, smacking against my ass, balls deep mercilessly... ‘FUCK YEA’ I hear you say, as you tell me how you’re going to pump me full of cum... just hearing that makes me cum so fucking hard as I grind my ass into your hips locking you into me, begging you to ‘FUCK ME HARD’, ‘MAKE ME CUM BABY’.... you fuck me soooo hard, slamming and pounding harder with every stroke until I scream out loud cumming hard... I feel the surge of your cock as you tell me you are about to cum, reaching forward grabbing both my tits and you sink deep into me hot cum filling me in waves as I cum again with you, you cum so hot and thick filling me.... mmmmmmmmm



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Old 01-22-2008, 12:30 PM   #66
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oh and i have some really crazy fantasy emails a girl sent me. totally hot

It’s late as we take the elevator back to our hotel rooms, I don’t want the night to end and am flooded with thoughts and emotions, not knowing which ones to act on... I look up to find you staring at me smiling and I want you so badly... you see it in my eyes and close in on me running your hands through my hair and bringing your lips to mine, kissing me softly, your breath hot, my lips part and you slip your tongue gently into my mouth, I can taste the sweet taste of alcohol on your breath as you run one hand down my back to briefly caress my ass before you pull me in closer to your body, I kiss you back harder feeling an unmistakable urgency. I want you! Tongues probing deep as I feel the moisture between my legs starting to flow, I feel the hardness of your cock pressing against my hip and a soft moan escapes my lips...

I whisper ‘I want you’ as your tongue moves to my neck, biting and licking, sending a shiver down my spine as your hand moves up to roughly caress my breast, my nipple hardening under my shirt. My hands wandering to your pants, rubbing along your cock, feeling it straining against my touch.

The elevator sounds as we arrive at my floor... I take your hand and lead you to my room with no resistance. Once inside your lips are again on mine in a most delirious kiss... sensuous, soft, deep and wet, I suck gently on your tongue as I imagine sucking on your cock.... pushing me back onto the bed you slowly run your hands up the inside of my warm thighs to my pussy, stroking my clit lightly with your finger, feeling how wet I am through my silk panties, raking your fingers back down my thighs and lowering your head to kiss between them,

lifting my skirt inch by inch as you kiss and lick your way up my sleek long legs, my breathing quickens, my pulse racing, and I feel the rush of excitement... your fingers once again stopping to stroke my clit, pulling my panties aside you tell me to part me legs for you and as I do so you move your tongue softly over my wet glistening cunt, making me moan in pleasure as your tongue flicks and darts, already close to cumming, running my hands over the back of your head as you lick and probe sticking your tongue deep into my hot wet hole,

tasting my juice, sucking my lips and clit and then sinking your tongue back deep inside of me, suddenly I feel you part my lips with your fingers and push two of them deep into me...

I am cumming immediately, uncontrollably, pulling your mouth down hard on my clit telling you to ‘suck it hard’ as you suck and fuck my cunt faster and faster with your fingers wanting to make me moan some more, ‘fuck yes, make me cum baby, mmmmmm’ licking furiously as I cum over and over again, shaking violently telling you I want your cock in my mouth, sliding your cum covered fingers from me you bring them to my mouth, telling me to taste my cum....mmmmm

Sucking my juice off your fingers as I reach to undo your pants, wanting to suck you deep into my mouth, to feel your hard cock buried in my throat... pulling your pants down revealing your raging hard on, pushing your hand away from my lips as I lower my mouth to your cock, kissing and licking it with long wet strokes, swirling my tongue around and around the head of your cock, licking drops of pre cum from the tip of your cock, stroking your balls as I take you between my lips and sink you deep into my mouth until I can take you in no further mmmmmm, sucking you firm and deep as I look up at you, feeling your hand on the back of my head pushing me back down deeper onto your cock as you thrust into my mouth moaning in pleasure... sucking deeper and faster my hot mouth milking your cock as I imagine you filling my mouth with a hot load of cum mmmmmmmmmm.

You pull back from me telling me to get undressed but to leave my stilletoes on, as I get undressed so do you... you then tell me to walk over to the chair by the window, bend over and spread my legs for you so that you can look at me... I walk slowly to the chair allowing you lots of time to view my ass, bend over and spread my legs for you... as you watch all the time stroking your thick hard cock.

You ask me what I want, I tell you I want to feel your cock in my cunt and I want to be fucked ... stepping behind me you rub your cock over pussy, so wet and slippery making me quiver, pushing the head of your cock just inside of me ever so slightly and then pulling out teasing me over and over, asking how I want it, I tell you I want it hard... slipping your cock again just inside my lips I can feel the pulse of your cock and I try to push back onto you but you grab my hips so that I can’t move, then suddenly you thrust up deep and hard into me filling me as I let out a gasp, slamming your cock in and out, so fucking deep, pounding my cunt, forcing it to take your cock in deeper with every stroke, smacking against my ass, balls deep mercilessly... ‘FUCK YEA’ I hear you say, as you tell me how you’re going to pump me full of cum... just hearing that makes me cum so fucking hard as I grind my ass into your hips locking you into me, begging you to ‘FUCK ME HARD’, ‘MAKE ME CUM BABY’.... you fuck me soooo hard, slamming and pounding harder with every stroke until I scream out loud cumming hard... I feel the surge of your cock as you tell me you are about to cum, reaching forward grabbing both my tits and you sink deep into me hot cum filling me in waves as I cum again with you, you cum so hot and thick filling me.... mmmmmmmmm
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Old 01-22-2008, 12:59 PM   #68
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Old 01-22-2008, 04:33 PM   #70
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cock in my cunt
I picked this word out of the bunch.

I refuse to read it,

that is an insult word, not a dirty talk word.

I would probably immediately throw up on a woman who used that word with me, regarding her vag.



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I picked this word out of the bunch.

I refuse to read it,

that is an insult word, not a dirty talk word.

I would probably immediately throw up on a woman who used that word with me, regarding her vag.
How should she call it? I hate the word vagina too.



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cunt doesn't even sound pleasent

Sharon Osbourne always says it



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Why do we have a "refreshingly gay fintess site" advertisement in this thread?



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Old 01-22-2008, 04:44 PM   #74
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How should she call it? I hate the word vagina too.
I am shitty at dirty talk.

pussy is fine.

most things aside from cunt are great.



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British people use cunt in casual conversation. It carries a lot more power over here.
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Why do we have a "refreshingly gay fitness site" advertisement in this thread?
It usually pops up when Gazhole and Goob both show up in a thread, it is a strange phenomenon.



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had a fantasy of threesome for a long time, but had it last week.

i can die happy now.



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I want a threesome with my beau and maynard



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It usually pops up when Gazhole and Goob both show up in a thread, it is a strange phenomenon.
It's actually a program that examines your IP, and the sites you frequent most, and as a result shows up in the threads you post in. That's why it's in every thread you appear in Min0, that and hermaphrodite.com.

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cunt is only used as a more derogatory term than bitch. i don't like to use it, but there are some girls who are way more than just your typical "betch."



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cunt is only used as a more derogatory term than bitch. i don't like to use it, but there are some girls who are way more than just your typical "betch."
roger that



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I want a threesome with my beau and maynard

Are you sure your beau wants to see Maynard's dick inside of you while your giving the beau a BJ? Or, even worse, having one in your butt and the other in the puss..... I don't think (I would hope not) either men want their balls on each other or cumming on each other either!