your favorite sex fantasy

Little Wing · 12-21-2004, 02:24 AM

i need a mod to change the name of this thread to how far... sorry running spybot slow loading ....ooops

i mean like pretending to be all romantic when you aren't, borrowing a buddy's better looking car, pretending you don't have a penis, okay maybe not that

reno · 01-15-2008, 08:11 PM

thanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

IRM · 01-17-2008, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

i need a mod to change the name of this thread to how far... sorry running spybot slow loading ....ooops

i mean like pretending to be all romantic when you aren't, borrowing a buddy's better looking penis, okay maybe not that

Sure.

soxmuscle · 01-17-2008, 05:39 PM

me, 2 cups, kim kardashian.

maniclion · 01-18-2008, 07:15 PM

Going to the college bars and sitting in the back corner with a notebook like some kind of lonely sad poet, hey it got me laid a few times.....and I wasn't really acting I just do better writing while drinking in a social setting.....

DontStop · 01-18-2008, 07:21 PM

my FANTASY which i hope never becomes a reality is a sexy kidnapping.

soxmuscle · 01-18-2008, 07:22 PM

How can getting kidnapped be sexy?

DontStop · 01-18-2008, 07:24 PM

who cares?

soxmuscle · 01-18-2008, 07:28 PM

I'm not sure what you're talking about...

KelJu · 01-18-2008, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by soxmuscle

I'm not sure what you're talking about...

She wants to be kidnapped by some Brad Pit looking guy and be sexually abused. S&M type shit, you know. I've had lots of female friends tell me crazy stuff like that.

As for me, I just want Lanny Barbie to sit on my face while Monica Sweetheart sucks me off. I'd then change positions and suck on Lanny's nipples while pounding Monica from the back.

Sounds great in theory, but the truth is Lanny alone would have me blowing a wad in about 20 seconds.

DontStop · 01-19-2008, 01:27 PM

Eww at brad pitt

more along the lines of maynard james keenan and james navarro.

more so manard james keenan, holy fuck he's sexy.

Vieope · 01-19-2008, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

my FANTASY which i hope never becomes a reality is a sexy kidnapping.

Details.

DontStop · 01-19-2008, 01:37 PM

It's hard to explain why it's appealing to me
but the element of surprise and anonimousity seems erotic. its also kind of sexy because its something i actually hope in reality never ever ever happens

Vieope · 01-19-2008, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

It's hard to explain why it's appealing to me
but the element of surprise and anonimousity seems erotic. its also kind of sexy because its something i actually hope in reality never ever ever happens

In reality it can be very violent. Do you like S&M?

DontStop · 01-19-2008, 01:52 PM

i know in reality it can be, hence why i dont want it to actually happen

and no i dont

i just like anger driven sex

not so much chains and whips

Vieope · 01-19-2008, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

i know in reality it can be, hence why i dont want it to actually happen

and no i dont

i just like anger driven sex

not so much chains and whips

I dont like S&M either.

Anger driven sex? Who is angry? him? you? both?

DontStop · 01-19-2008, 02:09 PM

Vieope · 01-19-2008, 02:18 PM

Maybe even some slapping involved?

Doublebase · 01-19-2008, 03:49 PM

Jessica Simpson performing a dutch oven on me.

david · 01-19-2008, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

i just like anger driven sex

I hope your walls in your place are sound proof!

DontStop · 01-19-2008, 04:25 PM

lol drunk sex is almost the same for me
i get super rowdy insane-o

me and my bf live in a rig camp and ive come to his room a couple of times jusyt lit and i'm sure the whole pod has heard me

i love it!

david · 01-19-2008, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

lol drunk sex is almost the same for me
i get super rowdy insane-o

me and my bf live in a rig camp and ive come to his room a couple of times jusyt lit and i'm sure the whole pod has heard me

i love it!

What is a "rig camp" and "pod"?

Goodfella9783 · 01-19-2008, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by KelJu

As for me, I just want Lanny Barbie to sit on my face while Monica Sweetheart sucks me off. I'd then change positions and suck on Lanny's nipples while pounding Monica from the back.

Must suck being a pornstar huh?

DontStop · 01-19-2008, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by david

What is a "rig camp" and "pod"?

a camp is like a hotel you stay at while you're working on an oil rig

a pod is the division of the camp you stay in

david · 01-19-2008, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

a camp is like a hotel you stay at while you're working on an oil rig

a pod is the division of the camp you stay in

Oh, interesting. Thanks for the explanation. So, I assume each pod has it's own room with solid walls??

Anyway, the fantasy thing... aside from being very physical...

my favorite fantasy is having vigorous sex and trying not to make a sound because others may hear.

That's one of my fantasies.

KelJu · 01-19-2008, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Goodfella9783

Must suck being a pornstar huh?

I don't get what you mean?

DontStop · 01-19-2008, 05:28 PM

I want to fuck maynard james keenan

id probably die afterwards from being so happy

Goodfella9783 · 01-19-2008, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by KelJu

I don't get what you mean?

There's dudes who really do what your fantasy described on a daily basis for their job. Probably with those chicks together too haha. I was being sarcastic by saying "wow it must suck being a pornstar."

Goodfella9783 · 01-19-2008, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

I want to fuck maynard james keenan

Yeah we got that

DontStop · 01-19-2008, 05:36 PM

lol well i'll say it again

i want to fuck maynard so bad id probably give him ly left lung and right kidney

12-21-2004, 02:24 AM	#1
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01-17-2008, 05:39 PM	#4
soxmuscle do work son Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: I will eat your face Posts: 10,045 Photos: 10	me, 2 cups, kim kardashian. Age: 20 \| Height: 5'7" \| Weight: 150 lbs \| Penis: 12 inches

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maniclion Cartographer of the Mind Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mens Incognita Posts: 20,435 Photos: 10	Going to the college bars and sitting in the back corner with a notebook like some kind of lonely sad poet, hey it got me laid a few times.....and I wasn't really acting I just do better writing while drinking in a social setting..... "We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that." Thomas Edison: In conversation with Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone

01-18-2008, 07:21 PM	#6
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Photos: 33	my FANTASY which i hope never becomes a reality is a sexy kidnapping. You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

01-18-2008, 07:22 PM	#7
soxmuscle do work son Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: I will eat your face Posts: 10,045 Photos: 10	How can getting kidnapped be sexy? Age: 20 \| Height: 5'7" \| Weight: 150 lbs \| Penis: 12 inches

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reno Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: egypt Posts: 1	thanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

01-18-2008, 07:24 PM	#8
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Photos: 33	who cares? You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

01-18-2008, 07:28 PM	#9
soxmuscle do work son Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: I will eat your face Posts: 10,045 Photos: 10	I'm not sure what you're talking about... Age: 20 \| Height: 5'7" \| Weight: 150 lbs \| Penis: 12 inches

01-19-2008, 01:27 PM	#11
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Photos: 33	Eww at brad pitt more along the lines of maynard james keenan and james navarro. more so manard james keenan, holy fuck he's sexy. You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

01-19-2008, 01:37 PM	#13
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Photos: 33	It's hard to explain why it's appealing to me but the element of surprise and anonimousity seems erotic. its also kind of sexy because its something i actually hope in reality never ever ever happens You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

01-19-2008, 01:52 PM	#15
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Photos: 33	i know in reality it can be, hence why i dont want it to actually happen and no i dont i just like anger driven sex not so much chains and whips You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

01-19-2008, 02:09 PM	#17
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Photos: 33	him You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

01-19-2008, 02:18 PM	#18
Vieope Monochromatic Bunny Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: drinking coffee.. Posts: 14,967 Photos: 10	Maybe even some slapping involved?

01-19-2008, 03:49 PM	#19
Doublebase Lightweight, Ya Buddy! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Philly Posts: 7,322	Jessica Simpson performing a dutch oven on me.

01-19-2008, 04:25 PM	#21
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Photos: 33	lol drunk sex is almost the same for me i get super rowdy insane-o me and my bf live in a rig camp and ive come to his room a couple of times jusyt lit and i'm sure the whole pod has heard me i love it! You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

01-19-2008, 05:28 PM	#27
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Photos: 33	I want to fuck maynard james keenan id probably die afterwards from being so happy You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

01-19-2008, 05:36 PM	#30
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Photos: 33	lol well i'll say it again i want to fuck maynard so bad id probably give him ly left lung and right kidney You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

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