PreMier

here is a list of some names of crazy shit that could be done during sex... feel free to add some!!

The Dirty Sanchez - when your hittin it from behind, and you finger your partners asshole, and u get poo on ur finger, so u whipe it above their lip to make it look like they have a moustache.

The "Hudini" - your hittin it from behind, and u build up some saliva in your mouth, you spit on her back to make her think that u went. well when she turns around, you give her the suprise and splooge in her face!!

Felch - when you cum in a girls asshole, then drink it out with a straw.

The Chilidog - you shit on a girls chest, then titti fuck her. get it?

8 Seconds - now this is a game to be played when you have friends over at the house. and probably best when done to a random girl. you tell your friends before hand, for them to listen outside of the room, and give them some sort of a call sign, so when you say it outloud, they come running in. heres how it works. Your having your way with a chick, and you get to pounding it doggy style, well once your comfortable, you yell out the "call sign" that your friends are listening for, once said, they all run in and turn on the lights... and you've got to hold her in that position for 8 SECONDS, so she cant get away... LIKE RIDING A BULL!!!! (my personal favorite)

Donkey Punch - when your doin a girl doggy style, and you wanna go inside of her... so when the time comes, you punch her in the back of the head, so she focuses on the pain and forgets what you just did!

Strawberry Cheesecake - you blow your load on someones face, and then punch them in the face and make their nose bleed!

P-side Inc.

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Vieope

Little Wing

Little Wing

he hits it from behind a lot. prob so she can't see his evil smile and won't suspect a thing....

busyLivin

the angry pirate: nut in her eye then kick her in the chins.

class Liberalism
{
public void main(){
while (1 != 2)
{ Bitch(); Moan(); BlameBush(); }}
}

Little Wing

ok since we all want to puke now anyway i swear to god i found this pic in with the pics of all the babes in the bikini pics i put in cure for winter blues




is this a fucking guy or what?

PreMier

I've never done any of these things. So dont insinuate that I do.. I found this on another board, and thought it was sick/funny.

P-side Inc.

"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

Little Wing

badassbikinis.com if you don't believe me

Little Wing

anyone who reads what you say knows you would not do this... kiss. funny but like a stick in the eye funny. lol.

busyLivin

I'd have a hard time believing anyone did any of those..

pretty nasty, but funny as hell

class Liberalism
{
public void main(){
while (1 != 2)
{ Bitch(); Moan(); BlameBush(); }}
}

Little Wing

i heard the 8 seconds 1 but it was called the rodeo posotion when you get a hot doggy style goin good lean over and whisper in her ear this is your sisters favorite position too. then try n hang on for 8 seconds.
n btw these things sound a little like what's happening to johnnny in the vicious blow thread.

Little Wing

so is it a guy?

Vieope

Little Wing

i just know someone is going to say yeah it's johnnny.

PreMier

The face is kinda off.. but it looks like a chick to me Do you have more pics?

P-side Inc.

"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

PreMier

Your lucky.. was goint to title this "Vieopes 7 sex secrets"

P-side Inc.

"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

Little Wing

not of this girl but there is a ton of pics on that site that are very nice that i didn't use.

busyLivin

good call premier.. the face doesnt seem to match

class Liberalism
{
public void main(){
while (1 != 2)
{ Bitch(); Moan(); BlameBush(); }}
}

Vieope

Little Wing

the chest is kinda broad too.

Little Wing

the first girl in winter blues is muscular but still very womanly.

I Are Baboon

LMAO!!!

QuestionGuy

PreMier

Your sick! Go get some strawberry cheescake.

P-side Inc.

"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

Shae

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