Thread: hangover - sex connection

thats wierd, cuz when i'm drunk i usually can't get it up.

btw, fuckin' sweet sig, bro.

Originally Posted by iMan323

Ok, I notice this really wierd tendency to wake up super horny when I'm hungover. The more I drink the hornier I get. Also, the quantity of semen gets almost doubled when I'm hungover. What gives?

Do you have a problem swallowing it all??

Originally Posted by MTN WARRIOR

Do you have a problem swallowing it all??

Is that what you guys from 10th MNT do?

Now, seriously, is there a scientific explanation why my balls and prostate work overtime when and I'm intoxicated and dehydrated?

I got hammered on New Years and woke up, no joke, next to a fatty fat chick, and upon realizing what I had done to this beast of a woman, felt my hangover double as i became nausious, but i will say one thing and it's that fat chicks know what they are doing.

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

I got hammered on New Years and woke up, no joke, next to a fatty fat chick, and upon realizing what I had done to this beast of a woman, felt my hangover double as i became nausious, but i will say one thing and it's that fat chicks know what they are doing.

rofl...rofl...rofl
thats funny man


and to the guy who can get it up when he's juiced it takes me forever to get it up if im totally hammered.

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

I got hammered on New Years and woke up, no joke, next to a fatty fat chick, and upon realizing what I had done to this beast of a woman, felt my hangover double as i became nausious, but i will say one thing and it's that fat chicks know what they are doing.

So seeing the beached whale while hungover didn't make you super horny?

Originally Posted by PirateFromHell

So seeing the beached whale while hungover didn't make you super horny?

No, the first thing I wanted was some sort of psychedelic substance to induce visual distortions, but she was an animal in the sack and knew what she was doing. I figured due to her size, I get to add two notches to my personal tally rather than just one.

I'm sorry, I need more explanation. You said you woke up and found the beached whale next to you. That would imply you didn't remember taking her home the night before. THAT would imply you didn't remember having sex with her. THAT leads to my question. If you didn't remember having sex with her the night before but you DO know she's a real tiger in the sack, then you MUST have had sex with her in the morning when you were sober.






YOU SLUT

Originally Posted by ALBOB

I'm sorry, I need more explanation. You said you woke up and found the beached whale next to you. That would imply you didn't remember taking her home the night before. THAT would imply you didn't remember having sex with her. THAT leads to my question. If you didn't remember having sex with her the night before but you DO know she's a real tiger in the sack, then you MUST have had sex with her in the morning when you were sober.






YOU SLUT

haha, something like that. Right when i woke up i didn't remember a thing, then bits and pieces started to come back to me, and i especially remember the freaky stuff she did and when she said some of the stuff i just thought "ummmmmm i have a movie where they do that but...". So while im remembering these clips of freakness, shamu awakens and starts to kiss me and i just figure if i do it sober, maybe all the details from the night before will come back, so i did what i had to do.

and this my friends is what was in my memory...

Sure does look freaky to me too.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Sure does look freaky to me too.

He sure is stirring it like coffee