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  1. 01-04-2005, 10:57 PM #1
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    So how's your sex life?

    Here's the Sex Forum's answer to a whore thread.

    Sex lives naturally have their ups and downs, so how's it going at the moment? Are you in a fresh relationship going at it 3 or 4 times a day? Are you in a new bed every night? Or is your idea of who to go out with tonight Johnson&Johnson or Mr. Bubbles, Lefty or Righty? Maybe you and your hubby have finally discovered how great it is to be peed on (c'mon, you know I had to say it).

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  3. 01-04-2005, 11:07 PM #2
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    Sex?!? What's sex, I'm married.
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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    Me and Wristina have been dating since I was 12 and still going strong...
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    been having lots of meaningless sex with girls i have no feelings for. i really want a girlfriend
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  6. 01-05-2005, 05:42 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurri
    been having lots of meaningless sex with girls i have no feelings for
    whats wrong with that


    i don't have a gf, but lately mine has been good ....

    Mom: Why don't you git yourself a nice giiiirl?

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  9. 01-05-2005, 11:41 AM #8
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    so we confess our sins in here now is that it? i have been touching myself just a little....

    Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!





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  10. 01-05-2005, 11:41 AM #9
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    My male radar is out of wack. Whichever one I have the hots for is either taken, gay, devorced with kids, or is as old as my dad. It just absolutely sucks. You know what I mean?


    So I just fantasize about The Rock, Shawn Michaels, or Randy Orton when I masturbate. Hey, its better than not having sex at all you know. You all must fantasize about someone hot when you masterbate. Do you?
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  11. 01-05-2005, 11:50 AM #10
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    i will touching shae later in the war thread in case anyone wants to play....





































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  12. 01-05-2005, 11:59 AM #11
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    Just kiddin hon, I had to do that.
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  13. 01-05-2005, 02:43 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    so we confess our sins in here now is that it? i have been touching myself just a little....


    Quote Originally Posted by Shae
    [b]So I just fantasize about The Rockgazer69, Luke Michaels, or Flex Orton when I masturbate. Hey, its better than not having sex at all you know.

    You guys are great
    You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.


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    ^ Oh, and thanx 4 that though Flex.








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  15. 01-05-2005, 03:38 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shae
    ^ Oh, and thanx 4 that though Flex.
    The pleasure is all mine. No, wait. The pleasure is all yours, but your welcome. Oh geez, i'm getting all flustered.
    You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.


    * Got juice?*Need Motivation?*How to Train*
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    *YEAH BUDDY...LIGHT WEIGHT!*Ahhnold*
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  16. 01-05-2005, 03:54 PM #15
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  17. 01-05-2005, 04:26 PM #16
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    Great right now 20 minutes of foreplay this morning followed by 10 minutes of slow fast slow fast pumping action and she left my balls dripping wet.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flex
    The pleasure is all mine. No, wait. The pleasure is all yours, but your welcome. Oh geez, i'm getting all flustered.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DemolitionNine
    Mine Sucks...

    I hope your a girl

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by DemolitionNine
    Mine Sucks...



    Quote Originally Posted by PreMier
    I hope your a girl

    He's opening wide for you PreM
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Great right now 20 minutes of foreplay this morning followed by 10 minutes of slow fast slow fast pumping action and she left my balls dripping wet.

    Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!





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  22. 01-05-2005, 07:38 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by DemolitionNine
    Mine Sucks...




    He's opening wide for you PreM
    LOL...


    Not so much.

    My girlfriend *sucks* for me.... (hint hint) ... however... we haven't porked in a while. Her damned BC pills royally screwed up her system...

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  23. 01-05-2005, 08:17 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by rock4832
    Sex?!? What's sex, I'm married.
    Got that right!!!!.....LOL
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    So how's your sex life?

    It's dead
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    scary. if me n shae are going to have our 1st lesbian/bondage experience we might need some advice....

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    scary. if me n shae are going to have our 1st lesbian/bondage experience we might need some advice....
    OH OH can i join?
    You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.


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    sure war thread just wing it we are...

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    my girlfriend and i have sex all the time, and its awesome

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    I put peanut butter on my penis and have my dog lick it off, does that count?
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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle
    I put peanut butter on my penis and have my dog lick it off, does that count?
    Only if it's your dog...
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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS
    Only if it's your dog...
    ..but im more a attracted to retreivers!

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