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  1. 01-27-2005, 07:45 PM #1
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    Females! how to catch your man cheating!!

    when your man is out with his friends and you think he is cheating the first thing that you do is when he walks in the door drunk, you drop to your knees and give him a blow job! before you even say hi. And if his penis tastes like condom he was cheating on you! and if it doesn't, he deserves the blow job for you being an untrusting horrible girlfriend who doesn't trust the man who loves you!!! And women don't ever let you man get away with coming home after a night with his friends without that blow job!


    Mods we should make this thread a sticky!!


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  3. 01-27-2005, 07:47 PM #2
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    Good idea crashman, I'm going to have to show that to my untrusting girlfriend.
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    haha, great idea.

    I jacked off once and when she called me on it I denied it. She tried to make me prove it by having sex with her and obviously I got caught when I couldn't get it up.

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    no what she does is take her favorite lipstick n puts a nice kiss print or 5 on your penis n then when you are grinning like a fool she tells you she still better be able to see it when you get home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    no what she does is take her favorite lipstick n puts a nice kiss print or 5 on your penis n then when you are grinning like a fool she tells you she still better be able to see it when you get home.
    You evil bitch.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    no what she does is take her favorite lipstick n puts a nice kiss print or 5 on your penis n then when you are grinning like a fool she tells you she still better be able to see it when you get home.
    where is there room for 5 kisses?
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    My dad knew a guy whos wife used to sniff his cock when he came home. Guilty or not, he never got sucked off, she just didnt trust him. I would think that if someone was fucking around they would be smart enough to clean up down there before coming home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000
    where is there room for 5 kisses?
    well it doesn't start out with enough room but after the1st kiss, hey new canvas.... lol. seriously though if you really think the person you are with is cheating leave. if they are you did yourself a favor. if they aren't n you were always suspicious you did them a favor. being trustworthy is sexy and being in an exclusive relationship where you are sure of each other is where all the good sex is anyway.

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  17. 01-28-2005, 03:17 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    no what she does is take her favorite lipstick n puts a nice kiss print or 5 on your penis n then when you are grinning like a fool she tells you she still better be able to see it when you get home.
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    You evil bitch.....
    Thats my girl Rockgazer up there.
    Pretty good idea chickie.
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  18. 01-28-2005, 04:27 PM #17
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    that idea sucks you should apologies by giving him head for being so untrusting
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    no what she does is take her favorite lipstick n puts a nice kiss print or 5 on your penis n then when you are grinning like a fool she tells you she still better be able to see it when you get home.
    I'd be walking funny all day just so it wouldn't smudge or walk around holding my pants away from my crotch looking like a perv.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
    when your man is out with his friends and you think he is cheating the first thing that you do is when he walks in the door drunk, you drop to your knees and give him a blow job! before you even say hi. And if his penis tastes like condom he was cheating on you! and if it doesn't, he deserves the blow job for you being an untrusting horrible girlfriend who doesn't trust the man who loves you!!! And women don't ever let you man get away with coming home after a night with his friends without that blow job!


    Mods we should make this thread a sticky!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    no what she does is take her favorite lipstick n puts a nice kiss print or 5 on your penis n then when you are grinning like a fool she tells you she still better be able to see it when you get home.
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    And if his penis tastes like condom he was cheating on you! and if it doesn't, he deserves the blow job for you being an untrusting horrible girlfriend who doesn't trust the man who loves you!!! And women don't ever let you man get away with coming home after a night with his friends without that blow job!
    interesting theory crash, but what if the dude doesnt' strap up??
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    Quote Originally Posted by gr81
    interesting theory crash, but what if the dude doesnt' strap up??

    there'll be a different taste
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