Thread: First time you saw one...

cricket... cricket....

Ok, another question. What was your reaction when you first saw a weiner on someone you thought was a hot asian chick?

Never experienced that exact situation, but I'm thinkin it would be somewhere along the lines of "wheres my 20 gauge"

Originally Posted by onamission

Never experienced that exact situation, but I'm thinkin it would be somewhere along the lines of "wheres my 20 gauge"

are you taking notes MinO?

lol, let me guess.

i just remember country music and hard thwaps across my cheeks before the blindfold fell off

ok....I was asking the females on this board, but since you "guys" decided to answer...........how did you really feel when you saw your first wiener?

Originally Posted by Luke9583

cricket... cricket....

It's a slow night.

Originally Posted by onamission

lol, let me guess.

Originally Posted by Twigz

Ok, another question. What was your reaction when you first saw a weiner on someone you thought was a hot asian chick?

Must be min0 ... wiener questions? Your status as an it is gonna change if you keep this up.

i just figured out the motivation for this thread

min0 are you showing your cock to 15 year old girls again dude?

I need new material. I feel so bored.

Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE

i just figured out the motivation for this thread

min0 are you showing your cock to 15 year old girls again dude?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

after a girl married a friend of mine she told me that men are ugly "down there". i told it doesnt have to be pretty it just has to get the job done

Originally Posted by bio-chem

after a girl married a friend of mine she told me that men are ugly "down there". i told it doesnt have to be pretty it just has to get the job done

Ive also heard this from a few women

I think is a bad sign of repression and immaturity

the ones that say this still enjoy sex, so its how society...or more accurately, their families.... feel about sex n weiners n stuff

its sad

tell them their bleeding wound aint much prettier and see what they say

Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE

tell them their bleeding wound aint much prettier and see what they say

Good point.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

What were your reactions ladies the first time you encountered a wiener that wasn't attached to a family member? (and I don't mean that in a gross way...) :P

I was 6 and was playing with a boy from on my block, he wanted to play a game of "i'll show you mine if you show me yours", he showed me his, I guess I wasn't impressed... I immediately ran home!
I got busted for it though by my brother though 7 years older than me, he knew I'd done something I shouldn't because I was being so quiet and when he questioned me about it I went bright red, he ratted me out to my mum and I was forced into admission... I never lived that one down (I wonder if the other kid did?! ).

Now thats cute and funny.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

ok....I was asking the females on this board, but since you "guys" decided to answer...........how did you really feel when you saw your first wiener?

Hi minO,

Truthfully? I was kinda surprised. I thought everyone's was the same size. (Obviously I was young when this first happened). That is probably how I first learned God provided me differently than others and how I began to understand people's interest - Men and Women. And why I completely understand people wanting to know. NOT bragging, just saying, I can not be "hidden" (as so many seem to "think" is possible - OR "should be"!! which is pure BULL!!!!! ) so I do not even "try it". I let it "breathe" and "live"... And those that are interested I have absolutely no problem with that interest and see it as a natural curiosity.

How did I feel about first seeing one? Fine actually.

What bothers me is this thing some people have with an uncut (uncircumcised) penis. It IS natural and the way NATURE INTENDED and I would NEVER feel there is any reason for having this changed unless there was a VALID MEDICAL reason - such as a life or death situation.

Take Care, John H.

Take Care, John H.

Christ, John H, is it possible for you to stop "not bragging" about your dong in every thread?

I'm glad i'm not ron jeremy. He probably passes out occassionally from getting a hard on

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

Christ, John H, is it possible for you to stop "not bragging" about your dong in every thread?

GococksDJS,

I know it is hard for you, but I SAID - "NOT BRAGGING" in CAPITALS - I WAS NOT BRAGGING. I used that by way of explanation of what I was saying.

Are you following me for some reason?

John H.

I said EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!lol

No seriously, I was about 10 yrs old and we were playing truth or dare...I had seen my dad's and my kid brother's weewees countless times so I was kinda like "oh well, big deal..NEXT!" I feel the same way almost 20 years later!

Originally Posted by John H.

GococksDJS,

Are you following me for some reason?

John H.

Originally Posted by Luke9583

I'm glad i'm not ron jeremy. He probably passes out occassionally from getting a hard on

Translation== I have a small penis.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Translation== I have a small penis.

I fall into the average bracket at about 6.5 I'm no John H. But I make up for it with my charming personality (no offense john)


Why the 'sad' face mino lee?

If it were a dude typing this time, it would've been a smilie or a "rofl"

i was thinking i might like to try sex. till i saw it n then i was terrified into another yr as a virgin.