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02-04-2005, 05:39 PM #1Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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I recall my first time with a condom, I was sixteen or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No." So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty. "Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it . She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?" she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and 'POW', I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
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02-04-2005, 07:01 PM #3Lucky Luke
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I was in line behind this kid that was buying for the first time...
He asked the clerk if there were a good brand and then some old dude behind him said,
Get the Ribbed man! Tear that shit up!"If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."
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02-05-2005, 05:05 AM #4High Intensity Freak ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Witmaster
"I can do ALL things through Christ, who strengthens me" - Philippians 4:13
"For NOTHING is impossible with GOD" - Luke 1:37
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02-05-2005, 05:06 AM #5High Intensity Freak ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Luke9583
"I can do ALL things through Christ, who strengthens me" - Philippians 4:13
"For NOTHING is impossible with GOD" - Luke 1:37
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02-05-2005, 06:03 AM #6Registered User
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are you kidding me what she look like how old was she , i should give that one a try lol
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02-05-2005, 07:28 AM #7Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by yom
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