Sex talk turn into a trend

**Shae** · 03-30-2005, 08:57 PM

In my communications class, we had to give impromptu speeches. And I started with mine. Title of my speech was, What do I consider important in life well, my speeched sucked because I'm not that good at speaking in front of more than 10 people. The next guy who is a good friend of mine (his name is Chris) whispered to me, "Watch me cookie." His topic to do the speech on was if he was photographer, what would he take a picture of. I could remember his speech so well.

:

Hi. My name is Chris Mclure. You might know my photography work from naked people in Mezo America in National Geographic to Christy Hemme's spread in Playboy. Hell, I even made and stared in a few porno flicks!

That made me blow up and laugh.

Then he goes on:

Sex and nudity is what I take pictures of and it's cool. It does not matter what shape your in to make the picture or movie. It does not matter if it's white on white, black on white, Mexican on white, female on female, orgy...its all sex! Sex and nudity sells people. Get a camera and preferably get a video camra, and take pictures.

And a trend went on from there. The title of this one girl's speech is about her favorite class. And she just says in front of the room that sex education is her favorite. She goes on about good and bad places to have sex, the sexual positions, and sex toys. Man did my teacher fell off his chair laughing. I asked the chick if there was such thing as the class and she goes, "Nope, but I wish there was."

And my teacher says to the class, "If you are all offended by what is going to be said, "Get the fuck out." We all shake our heads no and the class went on. The next guy up goes on about the best invention ever made. I can remember it well.

:

I would say the best invention ever made is football. I just get so turned on by guys beating each other up without getting in trouble by the police. It just gets me goin.

And evryone busts out laughing. Even my teacher was laughing so hard, he was crying. The next guy who came up did not mean for the slip. He was talking about how to make a sandwhich. Instead of slices of bread, he said, "sheets of bed".

The class had to be dismissed because of us laughing about the sexual content of the class.

**Crono1000** · 03-31-2005, 01:44 AM

Originally Posted by Shae

It does not matter if it's white on white, black on white, Mexican on white, female on female, orgy...its all sex! .

as long as there's a white chick in there?

**Shae** · 03-31-2005, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by Crono1000

as long as there's a white chick in there?

Your guess is as good as mine my friend.

**ALBOB** · 03-31-2005, 08:56 AM

Originally Posted by Crono1000

as long as there's a white chick in there?

Gee, ya' think maybe Shae's a white chick that likes sex?

**Shae** · 03-31-2005, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by ALBOB

Gee, ya' think maybe Shae's a white chick that likes sex?

*says to self* Said to these asses that I am a virgin so many times and still, they think I had sex a few times.

Shit! Did I say that out loud?

**Little Wing** · 03-31-2005, 11:10 AM

she's a virgin that's really gonna like sex.

**Shae** · 03-31-2005, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

she's a virgin that's really gonna like sex.

And thank you for the clarification.

**ALBOB** · 03-31-2005, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by Shae

*says to self* Said to these asses that I am a virgin so many times and still, they think I had sex a few times.

Shit! Did I say that out loud?

Hey, I said you might be a white chick that LIKES sex. I never said you HAD sex.

**Shae** · 03-31-2005, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by ALBOB

Hey, I said you might be a white chick that LIKES sex. I never said you HAD sex.

This goes to show that I allways have to pay attention to what evryone says. Sometimes, I just can't comprehend.

**Little Wing** · 03-31-2005, 03:15 PM

on david letterman once he meant to tell a woman she had nice dimples and he said nipples.

**Muscle_Girl** · 03-31-2005, 03:22 PM

Lol, yea, I heard of that one. Dave, Dave, Dave...

**ALBOB** · 03-31-2005, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by Shae

This goes to show that I allways have to pay attention to what evryone says. Sometimes, I just can't comprehend.

Actually you comprehended just fine. You just comprehended what I MEANT, not what I SAID.

**Shae** · 03-31-2005, 03:59 PM

Flex, may I borrow your gun?

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