Thread: Sexual tips

Damm folkz, the kid wanted sexual advice on how to better accommodate the vagina he will soon be rubbin, he didn't ask for a dear abby thread on responsibility for gods sake. Obviously whether to have sex or not is your decision and you have to face that responsibility head on, but as long as you prepare and strap up you will be fine. Don't listen to all these people, especially musclegirl... lol the fact of the matter is this, is that clearly there are responsibilities but there are positive things that come from this experience as well. so don't do swaet it, just simply be responsibile. as for the original Q.... no matter what you do, you can't think of female pleasure the way a guy experiences it. Guys are like dogs, dogs you can run up to, rough house, throw around on the groud, slap in the face and wrestle with and they love it, thats their thing.. Women are like dumb cats in the sense that you can't run up to a cat and throw it around, your gonna get clawed real quick. With cats, it wants to think that IT chose to come over to you. First its gonna walk by, possibly brush the shin of the new person in the room, and maybe if your not giving off some crazy vibe, it will LET you pet it. No rubbin it the wrong way like a dogs fur. Ya dig? Too many guys think that theres an orgasm in that vagina to be had, and I am gonna rub it out of her come hell or highwater, just the way that guys work, no no. You gotta be gentle, Tease her, pay attention to all of her body like Rg said. Feel out the situation, sense what she likes by how she responds, let her guide you, just like that cat! lol. you'll be fine and good luck mayn

Originally Posted by clemson357

that is just funny. You did your homework?


let me give you some advice bro, munch the box all you want, but don't do the dirty for a long time. I lost it when I was 16 and she was 17; I was the first one of my friends. Before you go trying to fuck some 14 year old chick, you might want to think twice. Other kids your age who say they have are bluffing. seriously.

plus, if I had a 14 year old daughter, and found out some little 15 year old punk was trying to fuck her, I would beat his fucking ass.

agreed, good post

THANK YOU gr81, finally someone who dosent waste there time posting shit that now has no impact on me, im going to have sex and theres not a damn thing anyone on this forum is going to do about it. and wtf?? your acting like shes 10, shes only a year younger then me, fuck i know half of yall here have had bf's/gf's with alot bigger age gap. and yall keep playing that "worst case scenerio" shit, shes not going to fuckin get pregnant, jeez.............................well, now that thats out, any other advice??

viva just drop it, you're not going to get any more advice. You started this trouble here by posting in the first place. Just have a good night with her and i wish you luck that everything goes smoothly. WEAR A CONDOM

THANK YOU gr81, finally someone who dosent waste there time posting shit that now has no impact on me, im going to have sex and theres not a damn thing anyone on this forum is going to do about it. and wtf?? your acting like shes 10, shes only a year younger then me, fuck i know half of yall here have had bf's/gf's with alot bigger age gap. and yall keep playing that "worst case scenerio" shit, shes not going to fuckin get pregnant, jeez.............................well, now that thats out, any other advice??

yup, everyone sittin on there high horse like they didn't try to sneak in tha pink at that age w/ your gf's, all you fellas, please. Stop judging for gods sake. Yes he absolutely needs to be responsible, thats is a given, but I don't see why wanting to sleep with his girl makes him a little punk. How soon we forget. If you parents are really that worried then you need to do a better job parenting your girls so she is responsible b/c ultimately its her choice, her responsibility. If she is mature and responsible she will make the right choice!

Make sure you have some good doing music. I prefer Metallica.

If you REALLY wanna please her, throw it in her but.

Then as soon as you bust, run like hell.

Originally Posted by Flex

Make sure you have some good doing music. I prefer Metallica.

No, like Pitboss said, "If you and her would like to make sweet love, have a little wine and somthin slow and nice." Like Sade and shit! And if you really wanna screw, now down some hard ass liquor and then put in some Metalica!

Originally Posted by Flex

Make sure you have some good doing music. I prefer Metallica.

If you REALLY wanna please her, throw it in her but.

Then as soon as you bust, run like hell.

Actually I prefer the Avalanche. You take her to the top of some stairs, make her get on all fours facing the stairs. Put it in her pie hole and get to thrusting, then when your about to bust, spit on her back. When she turns around, you bust in her face and kick her down the stairs. All chicks like that one.

ha ha, I am sure they love that

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

So is that 17 in sheep years? I bet the wool was itchy, but being a clemson fan, your probably used to it by now.

...your the one who's mascot is a fucking farm animal. why don't you go cheer on the "cocks" instead of harassing me.

I have to agree with Gr81, you all forget what you were like at 15? I was a virgin till I was 18. I thought I was going to marry her, but it turned out, it didn't work out that way. But I was one of the LAST of my friends to have sex, and I got lots of crap about waiting so long.

I will give you this advice tho, listen to me carefully. Sex is like a drug, very VERY addicting. Once you have it, you will want it more and more. And that might lead you to doing it with not so high of standards in women. Alot of respectable highschool girls are not having sex, some are, but most are not. So remember that. I told my younger brother this too, you dont know what your missing, until you have it. I was able to wait until I was 18, but I tell you this, if I had it at 15, i would of had a hell of a lot more sex before I was 18.

Oh, and as far as tips go for your first time? you wont really need any. If she is truely a virgin, she will probably feel VERY uncomfortable for her first time. And you will be LUCKY if you can last more then 5 minutes. When your on your 5th time of having it with the same girl, then you can look at how to please her, but chances are, it wont last that long the first time.

Dam..... and here i thought i was finally going to be able to please a girl dammit!..... guess i have to wait a little longer till i fully complete pubery dam you cruel world!!

How old is this thread? he probably already did it by now..

Originally Posted by TriZZle305

How old is this thread? he probably already did it by now..

It doesn't mean we can still make fun of him.

no i havent yet. and shes not a virgin. shes had sex before but she told me that the guy was to "small" to do anything. i dunno, she might just be saying that but ive heard it from a few ppl. i know its not going to last long, but im going to try to make it last as long as possible. as long as i get her to cum first then its mission accomplished.

lol she's not a virgin an complaining about penis size? lol you are gonna get the clap

the clap??

lol if you do not know what that is DO NOT have sex, you need some more education!!!

ummm.......riiiiiiiiight.......ooook.......

after i piss all over her face i dont wanna fathom what shes thinkin

be a sexual master like myself

as long as i get her to cum first then its mission accomplished.

don't hold your breath son, and if she says she did then chances are she is bullshitting you

damn i heard it was tuff but i dont think its that hard. i mean i can get her wet just by kissing her, im sure i could get her to orgasm. and isnt there ways that u can tell shes not lying to me??

Thanks you guys just so you know. I'm 15 also and I've been thinkin about stuff like this with this one girl and I've heard not to do it from sex ed teachers, and my parents, but of course, I don't really pay attention to them. This kinda stuff means a lot more coming from real people.