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    How long has it been?

    how long has it been since you had s . . . . . e . . . . .x ?


    (with a person)

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    You just wanna know...
    If we are going to advise you to sleep with that new guy you met!?!?

    Let me save you the trouble...

    Most of the guys here will say YES
    and some of the women here will say NO

    Am I right?

    See here though...
    How long have you gone without any...SEX

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnnaDTX
    how long has it been since you had s . . . . . e . . . . .x ?


    (with a person)
    Good thing you put in ( with a person ) Some of these people may be screwing sheep..

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    its been hours

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPIKE1257
    Good thing you put in ( with a person ) Some of these people may be screwing sheep..
    You mean like G*d hand in the picture below?


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    Quote Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
    its been hours
    Your not back with her are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    You mean like G*d hand in the picture below?

    He was showing her his G-OOOOOOOOO-at face...

    G- OH... OH... OH -T!!


    Where did you find these pics of GOTHAND?
    I'm going to submit them to his church group!

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    i am balancing the computer on the small of her back even as we speak

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Your not back with her are you?
    no, just getting sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
    no, just getting sex
    Crash, don't let her ruin you. You can always do better, in fact I'm available.

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    it was just a question, it has nothing to do with that guy i just met. Sex with that guy is far from my mind,

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    15 years

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnnaDTX
    it was just a question, it has nothing to do with that guy i just met. Sex with that guy is far from my mind,
    Sure it is


    Then you don't need sex
    (Although, soon your head will explode)

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnnaDTX
    how long has it been since you had s . . . . . e . . . . .x ?


    (with a person)

    Well... We're waiting. How long has it been?

    I was just seduced by my ex girlfriend the "alien" last night. On a side note, I didn't enjoy it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by largepkg
    Well... We're waiting. How long has it been?

    I was just seduced by my ex girlfriend the "alien" last night. On a side note, I didn't enjoy it.
    WOW, Ive been away far too long...She's now ure ex!!??
    Bad sex with an alien?? How is that possible....? If regular sex is like pizza (good even when its bad) I cant imagine how amazing sex with an alien should be....Outta this world!
    Life is what you make of it, not what it makes you...TAKE CHARGE!

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    too long

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy_enough
    WOW, Ive been away far too long...She's now ure ex!!??
    Bad sex with an alien?? How is that possible....? If regular sex is like pizza (good even when its bad) I cant imagine how amazing sex with an alien should be....Outta this world!

    Yeah! We broke up a couple of months ago. Actually I broke up a couple of months ago. I don't think she understood the conversation that night. You know the difficulty translating English to Orionian? Sex WAS great. For some reason last night was extremely cold on my part. She tried like hell though to no avail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnnaDTX
    too long
    Place an ice pack on your head...
    Breathe slow, deep, and rythmicly, for 20min...

    And remember...

    Every guy here, would have sex with you, if allowed

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
    Place an ice pack on your head...
    Breathe slow, deep, and rythmicly, for 20min...

    And remember...

    Every guy here would have sex with you, if allowed
    Damn you Monkey!

    I was about to make my move.

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    lol nice one Monkey

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    i think not having sex for now is fine, its been 2 months. And if I do get in a relationship i am going to make him wait . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnnaDTX
    if I do get in a relationship i am going to make him wait . .
    Uhhhhggggg!

    I was starting to like you

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    women can hold out longer thus tourturing men

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fashong
    women can hold out longer thus tourturing men
    No, we all want it

    The idea of waiting, is just learned behavior from tradition...

    But there is a certain common sense factor, and the worry of STD's

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    I am not that ez monkey man!




    But i am enjoying be alone too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bulletproof1
    i am balancing the computer on the small of her back even as we speak
    no ones gonna gimme any props for this 1? tell me i at least brought a smile to someones face

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnnaDTX
    i think not having sex for now is fine, its been 2 months. And if I do get in a relationship i am going to make him wait . .

    Now honestly, what purpose does that serve? If you're in need and he's in need then...

    I understand waiting to make sure he's a good guy and not after just one thing. That should take about 2-4 dates. C'mon have a heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnnaDTX
    I am not that ez monkey man!
    But i am enjoying be alone too!
    Yes, but you would enjoy having great sex even more

    (and, I never said you were easy?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by bulletproof1
    no ones gonna gimme any props for this 1? tell me i at least brought a smile to someones face

    <----this was me when I read it!

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