What is the nastiest porno youve ever seen?

musclepump · 08-18-2005, 12:09 AM

Maybe we should start a thread of the best porno's you've seen, so people can make a shopping list

DontStop · 08-18-2005, 12:11 AM

hentai bondage/tentacles. thats some sick shit

MyK · 08-18-2005, 12:30 AM

I remember when the eminem cd came out "the eminem show" anyway I was downloading it off of Kazza, and one of the songs came in as a movie.

I was like cool, he already has a new music video. so all excitedly I play the movie, and all I see is a big ass! no eminem video, but it was a nice ass! so I'm sat in my chair looking at this girls ass and all of a sudden her asshole starts to pucker. I was like what the fuck!!

This big shit comes oozing out..... .....I was horrified but couldn't look away! the turd then snaps off, and drops. the camera pans down, and the shit lands safely into the gapping mouth of another young asian lady!..

at that point i closed the file and deleted it!!! it was the most horrific thing ever and I have not been the same since!! damn you you asian poo eaters!

god hand · 08-18-2005, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyK

I remember when the eminem cd came out "the eminem show" anyway I was downloading it off of Kazza, and one of the songs came in as a movie.

I was like cool, he already has a new music video. so all excitedly I play the movie, and all I see is a big ass! no eminem video, but it was a nice ass! so I'm sat in my chair looking at this girls ass and all of a sudden her asshole starts to pucker. I was like what the fuck!!

This big shit comes oozing out..... .....I was horrified but couldn't look away! the turd then snaps off, and drops. the camera pans down, and the shit lands safely into the gapping mouth of another young asian lady!..

at that point i closed the file and deleted it!!! it was the most horrific thing ever and I have not been the same since!! damn you you asian poo eaters!

OOOOOOKAY!?

Psycho Dad · 08-18-2005, 03:58 AM

The wonderful film was called "my pet pony sausage" it was a privlage and joy to see. It began with two young intelligent independent woman getting raped by a pig, then a flea ridden dog and finally they sucked and fucked their beloved pony.....My heart is still filled with this beautiful memory.

Little Wing · 08-18-2005, 12:27 PM

how about a thread what is the kinkiest thing you have actually done?

god hand · 08-18-2005, 12:36 PM

Most people on this site are demons!

Little Wing · 08-18-2005, 12:47 PM

yea but not many would dare to fess up.

The Monkey Man · 08-18-2005, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by rockgazer69

how about a thread what is the kinkiest thing you have actually done?

What if kinkiest and nastiest are the same thing -

Little Wing · 08-18-2005, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

What if kinkiest and nastiest are the same thing -

i think it's a requirement.

musclepump · 08-18-2005, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by rockgazer69

i think it's a requirement.

that thread could scar eyes for years.

Little Wing · 08-18-2005, 04:56 PM

soooooo. you filmed yours?

Cowbell · 08-18-2005, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by rockgazer69

soooooo. you filmed yours?

Ive seen it....not bad....though I couldnt stop thinking who the other guy was though.

The Monkey Man · 08-18-2005, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by rockgazer69

i think it's a requirement.

What I meant was the really kinky people will post
kinky stuff that is so freaky

the other half will think it belongs on this nasty thread...

BTW

I like to go to motor city truck repair
and buy a large inner tube

cut from a donut into a sock

spray my whole body with cooking oil

slip into it

then I take the rubber part of a toilet plunger
fill it with JIF peanut butter
and strap it over face with a nylon stocking
covering my mouth like an oxygen mask

This whole process gets me very excited
so when the mask goes on,

I can't really breathe, and
I have to race to ejaculate before I run out of air

I almost killed myself once

Little Wing · 08-18-2005, 06:47 PM

Zappa?

ponyboy · 08-18-2005, 07:15 PM

I saw a movie once where a girl got quadruple penetrated. Two cocks in the pooper and two cocks in her other hole. I'm thinking to myself if you can fit two cocks in the pooper how do you hold anything in there?

Cowbell · 08-18-2005, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ponyboy

I saw a movie once where a girl got quadruple penetrated. Two cocks in the pooper and two cocks in her other hole. I'm thinking to myself if you can fit two cocks in the pooper how do you hold anything in there?

Little Wing · 08-18-2005, 07:21 PM

i think eventually their doctor must put like some sort of drawstring device in there.

Cowbell · 08-18-2005, 07:22 PM

Quote:

.....I can't really breathe, and
I have to race to ejaculate before I run out of air

I almost killed myself once

Thats how the lead singer from INXS died 10 years ago before this stupid rockstar show...he choked himself with a belt while masturbating

You can figure the rest out.

Little Wing · 08-18-2005, 07:31 PM

autoasphyxia.

Cowbell · 08-18-2005, 07:49 PM

NO....he killed himself with a belt

Little Wing · 08-18-2005, 07:58 PM

somehow i think u are pulling my chain. autoasphyxia is self strangulation and a belt qualifies. ogrish i think has a pic of a guy dead on his sofa w high heels a dress his junk out n a plastic bag over his head. risky hobby.

Little Wing · 08-18-2005, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ponyboy

I saw a movie once where a girl got quadruple penetrated. Two cocks in the pooper and two cocks in her other hole. I'm thinking to myself if you can fit two cocks in the pooper how do you hold anything in there?

or maybe that is y butt plugs were invented

ST240 · 08-18-2005, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ponyboy

I saw a movie once where a girl got quadruple penetrated. Two cocks in the pooper and two cocks in her other hole. I'm thinking to myself if you can fit two cocks in the pooper how do you hold anything in there?

It's called DVDA. Please don't ask me what DVDA stands for. Thank you.

Cowbell · 08-18-2005, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowbell

NO....he killed himself with a belt

I was just messing with you RG

Thats why I put the smile face at the bottom

Cowbell · 08-18-2005, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by rockgazer69

ogrish i think has a pic of a guy dead on his sofa w high heels a dress his junk out n a plastic bag over his head. risky hobby.

I feel bad for the people who have to clean that stuff up...and how bad would that look for the person who died like that....I mean thats how I want to be remember, as the guy who died because he was choking himself why jerking it

musclepump · 08-18-2005, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Cowbell

I feel bad for the people who have to clean that stuff up...and how bad would that look for the person who died like that....I mean thats how I want to be remember, as the guy who died because he was choking himself why jerking it

We'll look for your obituary

Little Wing · 08-18-2005, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ST240

It's called DVDA. Please don't ask me what DVDA stands for. Thank you.

double vaginal double anal.

Cowbell · 08-18-2005, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by musclepump

We'll look for your obituary

you better damnit

01warrior · 08-19-2005, 10:17 AM

the worst video i ever saw was a guy putting his entire head inside this woman sick ass shit i could watch the entire thing i mean this woman was really broken in

08-18-2005, 12:09 AM	#31
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08-18-2005, 12:11 AM	#32
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Photos: 33	hentai bondage/tentacles. thats some sick shit You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

08-18-2005, 12:27 PM	#36
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	how about a thread what is the kinkiest thing you have actually done? "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

08-18-2005, 12:47 PM	#38
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	yea but not many would dare to fess up. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

08-18-2005, 04:56 PM	#42
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	soooooo. you filmed yours? "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

08-18-2005, 12:30 AM	#33
MyK Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: consumerville! Posts: 10,201 Photos: 1	I remember when the eminem cd came out "the eminem show" anyway I was downloading it off of Kazza, and one of the songs came in as a movie. I was like cool, he already has a new music video. so all excitedly I play the movie, and all I see is a big ass! no eminem video, but it was a nice ass! so I'm sat in my chair looking at this girls ass and all of a sudden her asshole starts to pucker. I was like what the fuck!! This big shit comes oozing out..... .....I was horrified but couldn't look away! the turd then snaps off, and drops. the camera pans down, and the shit lands safely into the gapping mouth of another young asian lady!.. at that point i closed the file and deleted it!!! it was the most horrific thing ever and I have not been the same since!! damn you you asian poo eaters!

08-18-2005, 03:58 AM	#35
Psycho Dad huge unit Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bathroom Posts: 361	The wonderful film was called "my pet pony sausage" it was a privlage and joy to see. It began with two young intelligent independent woman getting raped by a pig, then a flea ridden dog and finally they sucked and fucked their beloved pony.....My heart is still filled with this beautiful memory.

08-18-2005, 12:36 PM	#37
god hand 10.5 out of 10 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dallas Posts: 4,217 Photos: 4	Most people on this site are demons!

08-18-2005, 06:47 PM	#45
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	Zappa? "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

08-18-2005, 07:15 PM	#46
ponyboy Training Trainer Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Running around somewhere Posts: 2,608 Photos: 1	I saw a movie once where a girl got quadruple penetrated. Two cocks in the pooper and two cocks in her other hole. I'm thinking to myself if you can fit two cocks in the pooper how do you hold anything in there? Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot. The difference between winners and losers is that winners do things that losers don't want to do.

08-18-2005, 07:21 PM	#48
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	i think eventually their doctor must put like some sort of drawstring device in there. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

08-18-2005, 07:31 PM	#50
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	autoasphyxia. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

08-18-2005, 07:49 PM	#51
Cowbell Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Indiana Posts: 442	NO....he killed himself with a belt "I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!" "A hard on does not count as personal growth"

08-18-2005, 07:58 PM	#52
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	somehow i think u are pulling my chain. autoasphyxia is self strangulation and a belt qualifies. ogrish i think has a pic of a guy dead on his sofa w high heels a dress his junk out n a plastic bag over his head. risky hobby. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

08-19-2005, 10:17 AM	#60
01warrior Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: upstate ny Posts: 89	the worst video i ever saw was a guy putting his entire head inside this woman sick ass shit i could watch the entire thing i mean this woman was really broken in

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