What is the nastiest porno youve ever seen?

**P-funk** · 08-21-2005, 06:30 PM

Amazing! How the fuck did this thread make it 3 pages without anyone posting AT LEAST one link??

*edit* now 4 pages.

The Monkey Man · 08-21-2005, 06:31 PM

Why are you looking for links to disgusting pornos??? -

**P-funk** · 08-21-2005, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Why are you looking for links to disgusting pornos??? -

I'm not. But if there was ever an oppurtunity for some of you sick freaks to post your shit this is it.

Little Wing · 08-21-2005, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Is this something new???

Or have you always been an advocate?

not always "butt" for a while now.

The Monkey Man · 08-21-2005, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by rockgazer69

not always "butt" for a while now

- is your preference, or did the opportunity appear "a while now"
ago when a certain (current) someone suggested it??

The Monkey Man · 08-21-2005, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by P-funk

I'm not

Sure you're not!?

Little Wing · 08-21-2005, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

- is your preference, or did the opportunity appear "a while now"
ago when a certain (current) someone suggested it??

um a certain current someone, i am happy to say, shares a lot of my interests. books, art, music, poetry and dirty love.

i'll ignore your cheap aroma
and your little bo-peep diploma
i hope he puts me in a coma
with some dirty love.

The Monkey Man · 08-21-2005, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by rockgazer69

um a certain current someone, i am happy to say, shares a lot of my interests

So you have been a Dirty Lover for quite a while now -

Little Wing · 08-21-2005, 08:54 PM

actually the biggest misconception about anal sex is that it is dirty. a good lover will make sure there is no actual dirt n you will find the area the same as what the inside of your cheek, in your mouth, is like.

The Monkey Man · 08-21-2005, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

big misconception... actually anal sex is dirty

min0 lee · 08-21-2005, 09:10 PM

The Monkey Man · 08-21-2005, 09:11 PM

I will apologize to whoever requests it,

or plain admit, that post was just wrong of me to do -

Little Wing · 08-21-2005, 09:16 PM

well you aren't supposed to do it with retarded people or people into scat. there is a difference. that is not anal sex that is scat. lol. poor monkey no wonder you have issues.

um maybe that girl needs to meet one of frank zappa's other friends... the illinois enema bandit.

The Monkey Man · 08-21-2005, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

well you aren't supposed to do it with retarded people or people into scat. there is a difference. that is not anal sex that is scat. lol. poor monkey (?)... no wonder you have issues

um maybe that girl... needs to meet one of frank zappa's other friends... the illinois enema bandit.

Confucious say...

Whatta you tawkin about!?

(and that sure looked like anal sex to me, poop or no poop)

But I will ask, is there a law against anal with the mentally challenged?
Is this a state or federal law?

Little Wing · 08-21-2005, 09:25 PM

there should be. but seriously that is only going to happen with a woman that is extremely stupid or who wants to make sure you never ask to stick it there again.

The Monkey Man · 08-21-2005, 09:31 PM

I would almost guarantee that both parties were in agreement to that...
...act!?

In fact since I don't know anyone who would admit to such foul behaivior
I would guess one or both of the parties in that pic were compenstated monitarily -

But you say clean as a whistle eh?

I might like that clean sensation myself, sans the penetration of course

Little Wing · 08-21-2005, 10:11 PM

there is a ton of anal porn out there n i've seen maybe 1,000 couples with no trace of poo. there is poo in this pic because someone wanted it in the pic. i think men like normal no poo anal cuz it is nasty and taboo. for women it's like even an average unit feels huge there. no mistaking who your daddy is when he's giving you some of that.

n no i don't mean your daddy daddy this is not springers thread.

DontStop · 08-21-2005, 10:16 PM

in my opinion the only thing an asshole is good for is shitting

other then that...yah dont go there

The Monkey Man · 08-21-2005, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

there is a ton of anal porn out there n i've seen maybe 1,000 couples with no trace of poo. there is poo in this pic because someone wanted it in the pic. i think men like normal no poo anal cuz it is nasty and taboo. for women it's like even an average unit feels huge there. no mistaking who your daddy is when he's giving you some of that.

So you enjoy the feel of hugeness back there

rather than the non-huge average stuff rockin the "G"

Little Wing · 08-21-2005, 10:22 PM

it's very different. n up front is more delicate needs a gentler ride. n i think the g-spot is a myth. more like a cut that out you're making me feel like i have to pee spot. n if you insist on being rough y don't you turn me over n have a go... giddyup.

The Monkey Man · 08-21-2005, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by rockgazer69

g-spot is a myth

-

The Monkey Man · 08-21-2005, 10:28 PM

If I wanted my GF on this forum I would immediately wake her up and tell her to set you straight -

Little Wing · 08-21-2005, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

-

maybe mine is just in my ass.

The Monkey Man · 08-21-2005, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

maybe mine is just in my ass

Yeah, just like the smoke you are blowing up mine -

Thats just like the Movie DEEP THROAT!?!? -

Where her uvula actually turns out to be her clit
and she can only orgasm by having a penis all the way down her throat

Little Wing · 08-21-2005, 10:39 PM

i never saw that movie...

The Monkey Man · 08-21-2005, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

i never saw that movie...

You don't need to, I just told you the whole plot...

I picture you as more a "DEVIL IN MISS JONES" type anyway -

Little Wing · 08-21-2005, 10:49 PM

yea n i can't wait till mr jones comes online to keep me company.

*note to self see these movies*

The Monkey Man · 08-21-2005, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by rockgazer69

yea n i can't wait till mr jones comes online to keep me company.

*note to self see these movies*

You haven't seen TDIMJ??? -

Little Wing · 08-21-2005, 10:58 PM

nope. i've heard of it tho.

The Monkey Man · 08-21-2005, 11:01 PM

I've only seen the first one, but the premise is awesome...

I think you would dig it -

08-21-2005, 06:30 PM	#91
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08-21-2005, 06:31 PM	#92
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08-21-2005, 08:54 PM	#99
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	actually the biggest misconception about anal sex is that it is dirty. a good lover will make sure there is no actual dirt n you will find the area the same as what the inside of your cheek, in your mouth, is like. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

08-21-2005, 09:11 PM	#102
The Monkey Man Magical Apelikemenace Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New Delhi, India Posts: 14,393 Photos: 57	I will apologize to whoever requests it, or plain admit, that post was just wrong of me to do - Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself! Last edited by The Monkey Man : 08-21-2005 at 09:23 PM.

08-21-2005, 09:16 PM	#103
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	well you aren't supposed to do it with retarded people or people into scat. there is a difference. that is not anal sex that is scat. lol. poor monkey no wonder you have issues. um maybe that girl needs to meet one of frank zappa's other friends... the illinois enema bandit. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

08-21-2005, 09:10 PM	#101
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08-21-2005, 09:25 PM	#105
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	there should be. but seriously that is only going to happen with a woman that is extremely stupid or who wants to make sure you never ask to stick it there again. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

08-21-2005, 09:31 PM	#106
The Monkey Man Magical Apelikemenace Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New Delhi, India Posts: 14,393 Photos: 57	I would almost guarantee that both parties were in agreement to that... ...act!? In fact since I don't know anyone who would admit to such foul behaivior I would guess one or both of the parties in that pic were compenstated monitarily - But you say clean as a whistle eh? I might like that clean sensation myself, sans the penetration of course Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!

08-21-2005, 10:11 PM	#107
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	there is a ton of anal porn out there n i've seen maybe 1,000 couples with no trace of poo. there is poo in this pic because someone wanted it in the pic. i think men like normal no poo anal cuz it is nasty and taboo. for women it's like even an average unit feels huge there. no mistaking who your daddy is when he's giving you some of that. n no i don't mean your daddy daddy this is not springers thread. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

08-21-2005, 10:16 PM	#108
DontStop pappy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edmonton Posts: 2,592 Photos: 33	in my opinion the only thing an asshole is good for is shitting other then that...yah dont go there You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

08-21-2005, 10:22 PM	#110
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	it's very different. n up front is more delicate needs a gentler ride. n i think the g-spot is a myth. more like a cut that out you're making me feel like i have to pee spot. n if you insist on being rough y don't you turn me over n have a go... giddyup. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

08-21-2005, 10:28 PM	#112
The Monkey Man Magical Apelikemenace Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New Delhi, India Posts: 14,393 Photos: 57	If I wanted my GF on this forum I would immediately wake her up and tell her to set you straight - Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!

08-21-2005, 10:39 PM	#115
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	i never saw that movie... "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

08-21-2005, 10:49 PM	#117
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	yea n i can't wait till mr jones comes online to keep me company. note to self see these movies "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

08-21-2005, 10:58 PM	#119
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	nope. i've heard of it tho. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

08-21-2005, 11:01 PM	#120
The Monkey Man Magical Apelikemenace Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New Delhi, India Posts: 14,393 Photos: 57	I've only seen the first one, but the premise is awesome... I think you would dig it - Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!

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