What is the nastiest porno youve ever seen?

god hand · 08-17-2005, 07:53 PM

I've havent seen many, but the nastiest one I can think of is the one called fuckface. They literally fuck this hoe in the mouth and nut down her throat to the point she chokes and throws sperm back up.........while suckin down another load!

gococksDJS · 08-17-2005, 07:58 PM

My freshman year of college my suitemates had one called Scatman, and that song scatman played during it, and it was nothing but people getting shat on. It was some nasty shit.

Fashong · 08-17-2005, 07:58 PM

God Hand, you need to get a life, you are very sexual and gross, you make so many retarded threads, expecially this one it's sick lol. If you had other things to do you wouldn't be thinking if you could suck your own penis.

god hand · 08-17-2005, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Fashong

God Hand, you need to get a life, you are very sexual and gross, you make so many retarded threads, expecially this one it's sick lol. If you had other things to do you wouldn't be thinking if you could suck your own penis.

gococksDJS · 08-17-2005, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fashong

God Hand, you need to get a life, you are very sexual and gross, you make so many retarded threads, expecially this one it's sick lol.

Looks like someone hasn't seen a porno mag yet. Haven't stumbled upon Daddy's private collection? Look under the mattress.

Fashong · 08-17-2005, 08:04 PM

Sorry but the porn I look at doesn't have people SHITTING on each other.

gococksDJS · 08-17-2005, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fashong

Sorry but the porn I look at doesn't have people SHITTING on each other.

It's a fact of life kid. Once you turn 18 you get shat on. Everyone does it. You know how dogs piss to mark their territory? Mature adults shit on each other, so you better get ready.

min0 lee · 08-17-2005, 08:10 PM

The one that concieved Gothand.

min0 lee · 08-17-2005, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

It's a fact of life kid. Once you turn 18 you get shat on. Everyone does it. You know how dogs piss to mark their territory? Mature adults shit on each other, so you better get ready.

We all do it.

Akkers · 08-17-2005, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by gococksDJS

It's a fact of life kid. Once you turn 18 you get shat on. Everyone does it. You know how dogs piss to mark their territory? Mature adults shit on each other, so you better get ready.

Funniest shit I've read this week

god hand · 08-17-2005, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

The one that concieved Gothand.

min0 lee · 08-17-2005, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by god hand

topolo · 08-17-2005, 08:24 PM

By far the worst porn I have ever seen was the one starring Dale Mabry and Twin Peak........I think it was called "Two inches for two Idiots"

min0 lee · 08-17-2005, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fashong

God Hand, you need to get a life, you are very sexual and gross, you make so many retarded threads, expecially this one it's sick lol. If you had other things to do you wouldn't be thinking if you could suck your own penis.

Gothand just wants to know what's the best one to buy now.

min0 lee · 08-17-2005, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by topolo

By far the worst porn I have ever seen was the one starring Dale Mabry and Twin Peak........I think it was called "Two inches for two Idiots"

maniclion · 08-17-2005, 08:33 PM

I wonder how many porn sessions have ended up in pregnancy? Just knowing that your moment of initial conception is documented on tape would be cool especially if it had a date time stamp on the master.

The Monkey Man · 08-17-2005, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by god hand

What's the nastiest porno you've ever seen?

READY TO DROP - #7

Shae · 08-17-2005, 09:21 PM

You all have me beat. The only one that I thought was bad was Lord of The G-Strings.

min0 lee · 08-17-2005, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Shae

You all have me beat. The only one that I thought was bad was Lord of The G-Strings.

Well Gothand does IM was pretty good.

The Monkey Man · 08-17-2005, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

Looks like someone hasn't seen a porno mag yet. Haven't stumbled upon your fathers private collection? Look under the mattress.

Like some tacky little pamphlet in your daddy's bottom drawer!
(I don't believe you've never seen his book before)

Little Wing · 08-17-2005, 09:39 PM

Dirty Love

Frank Zappa

Give me
Your dirty love
Like you might surrender
To some dragon in your dreams

Give me
Your dirty love
Like a pink donation
To the dragon in your dreams

I don’t need your sweet devotion
I don’t want your cheap emotion
Just whip me up some dragon lotion
For your dirty love

Give me
Your dirty love
Like some tacky little pamphlet
In your daddy’s bottom drawer

Give me
Your dirty love
I don’t believe you have ever seen
That book before

I don’t need no consolation
I don’t want your reservation
I only got one destination
An’ that’s your dirty love

Give me
Your dirty love
Just like your mama
Make her fuzzy poodle do

Give me
Your dirty love
The way your mama
Make that nasty poodle chew

I’ll ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
I’ll just put you in a coma
With some dirty love

The poodle bites!
(come on, frenchie)
The poodle chews it!
(snap it!)
The poodle bites!
(come on, frenchie)
The poodle chews it!
(snap it!)

The Monkey Man · 08-17-2005, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

Dirty Love

Frank Zappa

Give me
Your dirty love
Like you might surrender
To some dragon in your dreams

Give me
Your dirty love
Like a pink donation
To the dragon in your dreams

I don’t need your sweet devotion
I don’t want your cheap emotion
Just whip me up some dragon lotion
For your dirty love

Give me
Your dirty love
Like some tacky little pamphlet
In your daddy’s bottom drawer

Give me
Your dirty love
I don’t believe you have ever seen
That book before

I don’t need no consolation
I don’t want your reservation
I only got one destination
An’ that’s your dirty love

Give me
Your dirty love
Just like your mama
Make her fuzzy poodle do

Give me
Your dirty love
The way your mama
Make that nasty poodle chew

I’ll ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
I’ll just put you in a coma
With some dirty love

The poodle bites!
(come on, frenchie)
The poodle chews it!
(snap it!)
The poodle bites!
(come on, frenchie)
The poodle chews it!
(snap it!)

I just whored this on ROCK's thread -

Little Wing · 08-17-2005, 09:54 PM

Like you might surrender
To some dragon in your dreams

The Monkey Man · 08-17-2005, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

Like you might surrender
To some dragon in your dreams

Whip me up some...

Little Wing · 08-17-2005, 10:00 PM

um, i'm too curious n it doesn't always lead to discovering nice stuff. i'd say max hardcore and toilet man are the worst i've seen if we are talking strictly humans...

just curious godhand, why didn't u ask what the best stuff we saw was? hmmm that is the same curiosity problem i have.

Little Wing · 08-17-2005, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Whip me up some...

haha. good one.

Shae · 08-17-2005, 11:00 PM

Did I miss somthing? Is this thread officialy trashed?

god hand · 08-17-2005, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

just curious godhand, why didn't u ask what the best stuff we saw was? hmmm that is the same curiosity problem i have.

Because most of the time the nastiest stuff is the best!

cappo5150 · 08-17-2005, 11:20 PM

the one movie that sticks out the most is this one hoe that got DP'd and then squirted out the jizz from her ass into a cup then drank it.

Cowbell · 08-17-2005, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

It's a fact of life kid. Once you turn 18 you get shat on. Everyone does it. You know how dogs piss to mark their territory? Mature adults shit on each other, so you better get ready.

Damn...I must have missed that...I feel left out

08-17-2005, 07:53 PM	#1
god hand 10.5 out of 10 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dallas Posts: 4,217 Photos: 4	What is the nastiest porno youve ever seen? I've havent seen many, but the nastiest one I can think of is the one called fuckface. They literally fuck this hoe in the mouth and nut down her throat to the point she chokes and throws sperm back up.........while suckin down another load!

08-17-2005, 08:33 PM	#16
maniclion Cartographer of the Mind Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mens Incognita Posts: 20,392 Photos: 10	I wonder how many porn sessions have ended up in pregnancy? Just knowing that your moment of initial conception is documented on tape would be cool especially if it had a date time stamp on the master. "We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that." Thomas Edison: In conversation with Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone

08-17-2005, 09:21 PM	#18
Shae finding peace Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 4,396 Photos: 2	You all have me beat. The only one that I thought was bad was Lord of The G-Strings. http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8639/19sn4.jpg Keeping the Peace

08-17-2005, 09:39 PM	#21
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,697 Photos: 191	Dirty Love Frank Zappa Give me Your dirty love Like you might surrender To some dragon in your dreams Give me Your dirty love Like a pink donation To the dragon in your dreams I don’t need your sweet devotion I don’t want your cheap emotion Just whip me up some dragon lotion For your dirty love Give me Your dirty love Like some tacky little pamphlet In your daddy’s bottom drawer Give me Your dirty love I don’t believe you have ever seen That book before I don’t need no consolation I don’t want your reservation I only got one destination An’ that’s your dirty love Give me Your dirty love Just like your mama Make her fuzzy poodle do Give me Your dirty love The way your mama Make that nasty poodle chew I’ll ignore your cheap aroma And your little-bo-peep diploma I’ll just put you in a coma With some dirty love The poodle bites! (come on, frenchie) The poodle chews it! (snap it!) The poodle bites! (come on, frenchie) The poodle chews it! (snap it!) "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

08-17-2005, 09:54 PM	#23
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,697 Photos: 191	Like you might surrender To some dragon in your dreams "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

08-17-2005, 07:58 PM	#2
gococksDJS RIP Foreman Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,000	My freshman year of college my suitemates had one called Scatman, and that song scatman played during it, and it was nothing but people getting shat on. It was some nasty shit.

08-17-2005, 07:58 PM	#3
Fashong Fuck the Katrina Victims Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 790 Photos: 1	God Hand, you need to get a life, you are very sexual and gross, you make so many retarded threads, expecially this one it's sick lol. If you had other things to do you wouldn't be thinking if you could suck your own penis.

08-17-2005, 08:04 PM	#6
Fashong Fuck the Katrina Victims Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 790 Photos: 1	Sorry but the porn I look at doesn't have people SHITTING on each other.

08-17-2005, 08:10 PM	#8
min0 lee Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Bronx, NYC Posts: 38,735 Photos: 542	The one that concieved Gothand.

08-17-2005, 10:00 PM	#25
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,697 Photos: 191	um, i'm too curious n it doesn't always lead to discovering nice stuff. i'd say max hardcore and toilet man are the worst i've seen if we are talking strictly humans... just curious godhand, why didn't u ask what the best stuff we saw was? hmmm that is the same curiosity problem i have. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

08-17-2005, 11:00 PM	#27
Shae finding peace Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 4,396 Photos: 2	Did I miss somthing? Is this thread officialy trashed? http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8639/19sn4.jpg Keeping the Peace

08-17-2005, 11:20 PM	#29
cappo5150 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Venice, CA Posts: 2,320 Photos: 1	the one movie that sticks out the most is this one hoe that got DP'd and then squirted out the jizz from her ass into a cup then drank it.

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