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08-20-2005, 10:34 AM
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Magical Apelikemenace
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Hi, my name is _______ , I am very pleased to meet you.
(actual, best working, pick-up line) Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself! Last edited by The Monkey Man : 08-20-2005 at 11:47 AM. |
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08-20-2005, 10:38 AM
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Magical Apelikemenace
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Hi, I'm Fred Flintstone, I want to take you home and make your Bedrock!
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself! |
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08-20-2005, 10:40 AM
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Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic I'm good at math, U+I=69 I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. |
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08-20-2005, 10:41 AM
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Magical Apelikemenace
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Hiya babe...
Whats your sign? I'm feces... You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life!! I'm sorry, I apologize, that was very forward of me... I'm very drunk... and you could be very ugly- I can't tell!? Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself! |
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08-20-2005, 11:02 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
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09-01-2005, 09:26 PM
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me-what's your sign?
her-stop!! me-girl i wanna take you out some time..you know some pizza, a movie then we go to my place and fuck her-smack!!! me- what you don't like pizza? how about burgers? me to a waitress-(throw sugar packet on floor) oh excuse me you dropped your name tag me sitting down in a bar- i'm not really this tall, i'm just sitting on my wallet |
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09-01-2005, 09:54 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Pocahontas?
You guys are going to lose. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn’t winning in Boston for the season opener. I’m sorry. " - Gilbert Arenas
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09-10-2005, 12:22 PM
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Training Trainer
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I may not be the only guy here but I'm the only one talking to you.
Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot.
The difference between winners and losers is that winners do things that losers don't want to do. |
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09-10-2005, 11:16 PM
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I have a big dick.
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