TJ Cline

85 Penis Size "Facts"

After all this, you must be more than ready for the penis size "facts". Note: When it says "men" or "women" then that is what it says, otherwise it would say "all men" or "all women". So think about this before making a comment. There are exceptions to everything in life… Enjoy!

If you are a woman and you don't prefer bigger than average penises, then you are... an exception.


Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts.


The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).


When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.


Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?)


Penis size is not just a locker room issue.


Women care about the size of flaccid penises.


Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises. so does god hand


Women love touching and looking at big erect penises. you know who loves it to ( hint: g.h.)


Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course.


Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women.


What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis...


forty percent stay with a man for his money... I think thats low....I would say 95% of women good looking enough to get a man with money.


forty percent stay with a man because of who he is... Or not good looking enough to get a man with money


...eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!


...eighty percent of women don't orgasm from intercourse alone!


...eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!


If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.


Women find small penises frustrating.


Women find small penises annoying.


Women find small penises boring.


Women find small penises embarrassing.


Women look for bulge when meeting men.


Women look up to men with big penises.


Women find big penises impressive.


Women consider men with big penises more masculine.


Men with big penises are more self secure.


Women prefer men who are self secure.


Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object.


Most men don't mind to be considered a sex object by women.


Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.


Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size. sounds like a John H quote


Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.


Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises.


Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time.


Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis.


Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.


Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.


Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21.


Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you.


Consequently, the probability that a man's new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.


If a woman doesn't make a comment about a man's penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse.


Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis.


If you haven't heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don't have a big penis.


If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced.


Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless.


If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.


If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.


If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.


If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.


However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.


Women don't tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.


If your girlfriend's previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.


If your girlfriend's previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick.


Most vaginas prefer thick penises.


Most penises prefer tight vaginas.


If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big.


Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.


Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman.


Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.


Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.


Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.


Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.


Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal.


Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.


A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.


Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.


Men with small penises masturbate more often.


Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.


Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.


Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well.


If a woman publicly says that size doesn't matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy.


Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual.


Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations.


Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with.


Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex.


Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love.


Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones.


Making love is spiritual..., having sex is physical attraction, size and technique.


Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men.


If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn't have much choice.


Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes.


In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation.


The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded.


Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique.

All right...,

...enough of this!

god hand

I cant believe I read all that shit

Velvet

Me either

cheesegrater

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Damage Inc.

Platinum

Well 9 inches + 3 inches gives...12 inches. Hmmmm. Methinks that's too big.
I'll pass

Preacher

...eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!

I tought 49% of all men had an average or small penis ?

Or are you looking at it from a woman's point, where the average penis length is still small ?

"When the going gets though,
the Tough get Duct-tape!"

TJ Cline

You worry too much,,,dont worry bro some women dont care about size.