Thread: how to tell if a girls a slut/or wants you to go down her pants

if she tells you her favorite thing on a guy is groomed hands or nice hands and makes a point of it.

why?:

i found this out today. i have long finger nails right now and i had an itch. well, i got to scratchin and scratched "something" next to my itch; i was like ow! those mother fuqers hurt.... then i got to thinkin, "that would really hurt if I had a vagina" (not that i think about having a vagina, but vaginas just happened to be on my mind at the moment....and when i wake up, and go to bed, or do anything else that requires cognition)then i thought a little more and the rest is history

im not sayin all but probably a good amount...... had to save my ass
or someones gonna be like "i like hands!? and im not a slut!!?? FU CRASH!! BLAH BLAH and at that point ill continue scrolling and not care lol..............ALL!!

But no one understands him.