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I SeeŠ
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I think I'll break off with Foreman
His antics are queer, I'll admit Each time I say, "Darling, I love you" He tells me that I'm full of ... Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen |
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Magical Apelikemenace
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I SeeŠ
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Our baby Got hand fell out of the window
You'd think that his head would be split But good luck was with him that morning He fell in a barrel of ... Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen |
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I SeeŠ
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A tough old man died in a bathtub
He died from a terrible fit In order to fulfill his wishes He was buried in six feet of ... Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen |
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I SeeŠ
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When I was in France with the army
One day I looked into my kit I thought I would find me a sandwich But the darn thing was loaded with ... Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen |
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I SeeŠ
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And now, folks, my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit If any of you feel offended Stick your head in a barrel of ... Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen |
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Ronnie Coleman RULES!
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Thank you min0 for that nice little story, now class, is there any one else that has a story to tell?
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