Dating rules

TJ Cline · 10-22-2005, 04:09 PM

What are your dating rules???
Just to start things off here are some deal breakers.....i.e. now way in hell I will date someone who...
1. Smokes
2. Is fat......a little chunky can be ok but no Piggy's
3. Makes less than 30K
4. Has bad credit or is in debt
5. Is Religious
6. Is less than a C cup
7. ......I'll think of some more.

lnvanry · 10-22-2005, 04:11 PM

how about ugly foreman

TJ Cline · 10-22-2005, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by lnvanry

how about ugly foreman

Thats just a basic rule....
But I will date an average looking girl who has big Tits.

Vieope · 10-22-2005, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

But I will date an average looking girl who has big Tits.

What if her so called big tits are under her genitals?

AnnaDTX · 10-22-2005, 04:20 PM

Thats my rule, TELL THE OTHER PERSON ITS NOT WORKING OUT!

1. no smokers

Vieope · 10-22-2005, 04:21 PM

I will think about some rules, I will be back to this thread later.

TJ Cline · 10-22-2005, 07:18 PM

Once they are approved I have a few rules that they must follow or its over.

1. No shaving the bush

2. No heavy drinking.....if they are drunks they have to go

3. No bitching or trying to change me.

goandykid · 10-22-2005, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Once they are approved I have a few rules that they must follow or its over.

1. No shaving the bush

2. No heavy drinking.....if they are drunks they have to go

3. No bitching or trying to change me.

I don't understand number 1. I prefer that they do, or at least trim that shit.

ihateschoolmt · 10-22-2005, 08:15 PM

1. No fatties
2. no ugly girls
Anything else I'm pretty much good with.

TJ Cline · 10-23-2005, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by goandykid

I don't understand number 1. I prefer that they do, or at least trim that shit.

That because you are a fag

lnvanry · 10-23-2005, 10:34 PM

If there is a bush...she can forget about oral sex

MyK · 10-23-2005, 10:36 PM

MyK's first rule of dating:

"only date girls who you are already sleeping with"

MyK · 10-23-2005, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by lnvanry

If there is a bush...she can forget about oral sex

how about a big flower??

lnvanry · 10-23-2005, 10:37 PM

What if the chick was a skanky one nighter....do you really want to date her.

goandykid · 10-23-2005, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

That because you are a fag

lol, the other ones agreed w/ me

Mista · 10-23-2005, 11:18 PM

I dont know why prefering shaven girls makes you gay?

MyK · 10-23-2005, 11:20 PM

MyK's second rule of dating:

"Don't pay for anything" if you buy a girl something and you are not fucking her I will personally reach through this monitor and punch you in the face!

goandykid · 10-23-2005, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mista

I dont know why prefering shaven girls makes you gay?

Exactly, maybe Foreman likes coughing up hairballs?

TJ Cline · 10-23-2005, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by goandykid

lol, the other ones agreed w/ me

Its just a generational thing....................I got laid for the first time in 1983....all the girls had full bush back then...........so thats what I'm usto...
Now they all shave so you young people are usto that.......

By the way how the hell do you spell usto???

goandykid · 10-23-2005, 11:22 PM

useta

TJ Cline · 10-23-2005, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mista

I dont know why prefering shaven girls makes you gay?

Its called kidding him

**Jodi** · 10-23-2005, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

What are your dating rules???
Just to start things off here are some deal breakers.....i.e. now way in hell I will date someone who...
1. Smokes
2. Is fat......a little chunky can be ok but no Piggy's
3. Makes less than 30K
4. Has bad credit or is in debt
5. Is Religious
6. Is less than a C cup
7. ......I'll think of some more.

You do realize that most girls that are in shape don't have a C cup unless they are fake right?

goandykid · 10-23-2005, 11:23 PM

words liek that change to, to ta: hadta, useta, etc

TJ Cline · 10-23-2005, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by goandykid

useta

or is it use to

goandykid · 10-23-2005, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Jodi

You do realize that most girls that are in shape don't have a C cup unless they are fake right?

Let a man dream damnt

goandykid · 10-23-2005, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

or is it use to

if u were gonna say that then it would actually be used to

MyK · 10-23-2005, 11:25 PM

used to???

I say a girl today riding a bike she was like 9 or 10 and had the thong hanging out the back of her jeans!!! it was such a turn on!

TJ Cline · 10-23-2005, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Jodi

You do realize that most girls that are in shape don't have a C cup unless they are fake right?

I don't date girls with 10% body fat
and most of the girls I have darted were normal body fat....whatever that is and a C or D cup...
And actually the C cup is the average bra size in the UK and America.

goandykid · 10-23-2005, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MyK

used to???

I say a girl today riding a bike she was like 9 or 10 and had the thong hanging out the back of her jeans!!! it was such a turn on!

lol, that was mildly fnny until i saw ur sig

TJ Cline · 10-23-2005, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MyK

used to???

I say a girl today riding a bike she was like 9 or 10 and had the thong hanging out the back of her jeans!!! it was such a turn on!

God damn I'm stupid

thats it

10-22-2005, 04:09 PM	#1
TJ Cline Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,544	Dating rules What are your dating rules??? Just to start things off here are some deal breakers.....i.e. now way in hell I will date someone who... 1. Smokes 2. Is fat......a little chunky can be ok but no Piggy's 3. Makes less than 30K 4. Has bad credit or is in debt 5. Is Religious 6. Is less than a C cup 7. ......I'll think of some more.
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10-22-2005, 04:21 PM	#6
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TJ Cline Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,544	Once they are approved I have a few rules that they must follow or its over. 1. No shaving the bush 2. No heavy drinking.....if they are drunks they have to go 3. No bitching or trying to change me.
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goandykid Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,380	words liek that change to, to ta: hadta, useta, etc
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AnnaDTX Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Houston Posts: 503	Thats my rule, TELL THE OTHER PERSON ITS NOT WORKING OUT! 1. no smokers

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ihateschoolmt Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: North Carolina Posts: 3,796 Photos: 10	1. No fatties 2. no ugly girls Anything else I'm pretty much good with.

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lnvanry primeau Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Phoenix Posts: 3,044 Photos: 12	If there is a bush...she can forget about oral sex

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MyK Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: consumerville! Posts: 10,201 Photos: 1	MyK's first rule of dating: "only date girls who you are already sleeping with"

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lnvanry primeau Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Phoenix Posts: 3,044 Photos: 12	What if the chick was a skanky one nighter....do you really want to date her.

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Mista Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Adelaide Posts: 2,275	I dont know why prefering shaven girls makes you gay?

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MyK Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: consumerville! Posts: 10,201 Photos: 1	MyK's second rule of dating: "Don't pay for anything" if you buy a girl something and you are not fucking her I will personally reach through this monitor and punch you in the face!

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MyK Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: consumerville! Posts: 10,201 Photos: 1	used to??? I say a girl today riding a bike she was like 9 or 10 and had the thong hanging out the back of her jeans!!! it was such a turn on!