getting m girl off

lnvanry · 11-08-2005, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by gococksDJS

Uh, treat her like a lady? I pound on my meat, and I pound on my lady, so aren't they the same thing? Sometimes I return the favor, is that treating her like a lady? And when I'm in a really good mood I bust my wad in her eye without telling her, she says it stings but I say that's how you treat a lady. With a load to the retina.

That's the funniest thing I've read this week!

wild sex always trumps sweet love

MyK · 11-09-2005, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by gococksDJS

How about getting your dong wet?

the guy asked hoe to make his chick cum! thats what I answered, if all you want to do is get laid, i agree with you pound her untill your happy! fuck her!

THEUNIT(XXL) · 11-09-2005, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Dump her!!!!

This is just the start of her mental basket case issues -

(psycho bitch)

THEUNIT(XXL) · 11-09-2005, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by jde05001

cmon, i can tell u now the problem is not me. Shes nervous, I just need to find out a way to get rid of the nervousness i guess. I think she had previous bad experiences or something... but ive gotten other girls off before so i dont know.

So you are saying "you've been eating out the whole block and now you've hit the psycho bitch that just won't come"?
You should get rid of the bitch and move on, or if your mind is not willing to let go until you made her come( with I can understand, like some honer shit)
Than that is easy, just remember that she will enjoy all of the little things like extra places to give her pleasure like her neck and inner thighs and shit but to make her come, you have to be consistent, think of your self, as a man you won't come if she's sucking on it one minute and then doing some other shit, you need to give it all that you've got, find out what she really gets of to( what moves) and use them to the fullest, slow, fast, hard, soft, find out what the bitch likes. For us BB it should be easy, consistency and intensity is something we do all day everyday.

(if all of this does not work, grab some fine ass down the street and forget this cracker even has a punani

)

W8Lady · 11-09-2005, 12:12 PM

Down boy!!!....."Treat her like a lady and not a piece of meat" was in no way an insult to you.....sheessshhhhh. However, femi nazi, I do take offence to. What I meant, and should have stated since most men cannot read between the lines, is that if you treat her like a lady, romance her, talk to her, play some sexy music, wear some sexy cologne or any thing in that nature, help her relax and let her know its all about her.....If I were to insult you, a man would not discuss such personal details about his love life with a bunch of strangers...hence, treating her like a piece of meat. There are more than enough web sites out there pertaining to your "difficulty" without having to air your problems here.....especially when you are only going to get a bunch if immature and crude remarks on here. Understand me now?

W8Lady · 11-09-2005, 12:16 PM

PS.......If it is true help you are looking for, don't look for it on here...as you can tell from the previous posts "Dump the psycho bitch" ........ ok...now thats a lot of help huh? (sarcasim) Just because she does not "get off" does not mean that she has mental issues...perhaps, you as a man, need to learn how her body works......maybe she likes it slow and steady, some like it hard and fast...some like it slow and rythmic....you need to work on it...ask her for christ sake, don't post it for the idiots on here.....

TJ Cline · 11-09-2005, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by W8Lady

Down boy!!!....."Treat her like a lady and not a piece of meat" was in no way an insult to you.....sheessshhhhh. However, femi nazi, I do take offence to. What I meant, and should have stated since most men cannot read between the lines, is that if you treat her like a lady, romance her, talk to her, play some sexy music, wear some sexy cologne or any thing in that nature, help her relax and let her know its all about her.....If I were to insult you, a man would not discuss such personal details about his love life with a bunch of strangers...hence, treating her like a piece of meat. There are more than enough web sites out there pertaining to your "difficulty" without having to air your problems here.....especially when you are only going to get a bunch if immature and crude remarks on here. Understand me now?

I always thought it was all about both people not just one of them..

I believe great sex is a two way street....
Both people involved have to feel its important to pleasure their partner, and it should be something each wants and needs to do..

gococksDJS · 11-09-2005, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by W8Lady

PS.......If it is true help you are looking for, don't look for it on here...as you can tell from the previous posts "Dump the psycho bitch" ........ ok...now thats a lot of help huh? (sarcasim) Just because she does not "get off" does not mean that she has mental issues...perhaps, you as a man, need to learn how her body works......maybe she likes it slow and steady, some like it hard and fast...some like it slow and rythmic....you need to work on it...ask her for christ sake, don't post it for the idiots on here.....

A proper woman is on her knees with a cold beer when her man gets home from work. Everyone wins in that situation, I get a bj and beer and she gets to swallow 65 billion strands of my DNA, so everyone is pleased. You are right about the rythm. Sometimes she goes slow and steady and sometimes she bobs up and down like a cork, but either way, I give her a healthy dose of adenine, thymine, guanine and cytosine. She gets off by swabbing my knob, im sure of it.

jde05001 · 11-09-2005, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by W8Lady

Down boy!!!....."Treat her like a lady and not a piece of meat" was in no way an insult to you.....sheessshhhhh. However, femi nazi, I do take offence to. What I meant, and should have stated since most men cannot read between the lines, is that if you treat her like a lady, romance her, talk to her, play some sexy music, wear some sexy cologne or any thing in that nature, help her relax and let her know its all about her.....If I were to insult you, a man would not discuss such personal details about his love life with a bunch of strangers...hence, treating her like a piece of meat. There are more than enough web sites out there pertaining to your "difficulty" without having to air your problems here.....especially when you are only going to get a bunch if immature and crude remarks on here. Understand me now?

haha sorry i misiterpreted what u said. Im an ass, but yes a man will discuss personal issues with other men. Its called shooting the breeze... i believe the female parallel is "gossiping."

BTW Thanks to THEUNIT.. actually worthwhile advice, ive tried all i can but maybe i need to think of it from a different point of view.

**Pirate!** · 11-09-2005, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr_Snafu

Invite a trusted friend over and try D.P.

Double Penetration.

One cock in her pun-taing.

Once cock in here doo-doo bucket.

At the same time.

Yeah, I'm sure having some other guy comeover and make her cum is going to make him feel a lot better about not getting it done himself.

**Pirate!** · 11-09-2005, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by gococksDJS

A proper woman is on her knees with a cold beer when her man gets home from work.

Your mother would be proud of you.

MyK · 11-09-2005, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by PirateFromHell

Your mother would be proud of you.

His Mom is on her knees with a cold beer when her I get home from work!!

gococksDJS · 11-09-2005, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MyK

His Mom is on her knees with a cold beer when her I get home from work!!

You're my son....

THEUNIT(XXL) · 11-10-2005, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by PirateFromHell

Yeah, I'm sure having some other guy comeover and make her cum is going to make him feel a lot better about not getting it done himself.

THEUNIT(XXL) · 11-10-2005, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by MyK

His Mom is on her knees with a cold beer when her I get home from work!!

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11-09-2005, 12:12 PM	#35
W8Lady It's all or nuttin!!! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 51 Photos: 1	Down boy!!!....."Treat her like a lady and not a piece of meat" was in no way an insult to you.....sheessshhhhh. However, femi nazi, I do take offence to. What I meant, and should have stated since most men cannot read between the lines, is that if you treat her like a lady, romance her, talk to her, play some sexy music, wear some sexy cologne or any thing in that nature, help her relax and let her know its all about her.....If I were to insult you, a man would not discuss such personal details about his love life with a bunch of strangers...hence, treating her like a piece of meat. There are more than enough web sites out there pertaining to your "difficulty" without having to air your problems here.....especially when you are only going to get a bunch if immature and crude remarks on here. Understand me now?

11-09-2005, 12:16 PM	#36
W8Lady It's all or nuttin!!! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 51 Photos: 1	PS.......If it is true help you are looking for, don't look for it on here...as you can tell from the previous posts "Dump the psycho bitch" ........ ok...now thats a lot of help huh? (sarcasim) Just because she does not "get off" does not mean that she has mental issues...perhaps, you as a man, need to learn how her body works......maybe she likes it slow and steady, some like it hard and fast...some like it slow and rythmic....you need to work on it...ask her for christ sake, don't post it for the idiots on here.....