Thread: getting m girl off

Buy her a vibrator

NO! lol i refuse. I want to be so good at vagina that she knows i own her. I mean she knows anyway but cmon u know what i mean. I want to be the man haha

flat tongue.......lick the alphabet...if her clit is sensitive lick around it also

try putting her ankles up to her ear for a little deeper reach to her G while simultaneously rubbing her clit w/ your finger...Most guys can't reach the G w/ out the right angles. If you can't reach it doing this, just give up b/c your unit is broke

Originally Posted by jde05001

I have an issue. Yep, you guessed it lol getting her to "O" is a pain in the royal ass, but keep reading this because i dont want everyone to think i suck at the sexual orients... Basically, when we mess around its been a goal of mine to have her orgasm without sex, just to see if i can do it. She gets mighty close, like shouting and squirming, but wat the hell can i do to put her over the top to the spasm (for lack of a better word) orgasm?? Like i do all i can think of, i hit the clit frequently bla bla bla, wat the hell?? Is it me, or is there something she can do? i.e. is she holding back? thanks ahead of time.

And no shes not faking, for the haters ... The way she squirms and shouts shed be an oscar winning actress if she was faking.

That's actually a lot easier than with sex. Remember women aren't guys. Sure you can blow your load in under 2 minutes. It probably takes her closer to 10-20 minutes.

Originally Posted by NeilPearson

That's actually a lot easier than with sex. Remember women aren't guys. Sure you can blow your load in under 2 minutes. It probably takes her closer to 10-20 minutes.

I agree.....if you have a small dick and nut fast then you need to learn to eat pussy like Neil has to make her cum

Here's a novel idea:

Ask her how she gets herself off.

Then do what she does.

'Nuff said.

Of course, if she doesn't double click her own mouse then she likely has some hangups and you will need to work a little harder. Remember as well something like 1 in 4 women have never had an orgasm.

Originally Posted by ponyboy

Here's a novel idea:

Ask her how she gets herself off.

Then do what she does.

'Nuff said.

Of course, if she doesn't double click her own mouse then she likely has some hangups and you will need to work a little harder. Remember as well something like 1 in 4 women have never had an orgasm.

lol i think its slightly less than 1 in 4

Originally Posted by jde05001

I have an issue. Yep, you guessed it lol getting her to "O" is a pain in the royal ass, but keep reading this because i dont want everyone to think i suck at the sexual orients... Basically, when we mess around its been a goal of mine to have her orgasm without sex, just to see if i can do it. She gets mighty close, like shouting and squirming, but wat the hell can i do to put her over the top to the spasm (for lack of a better word) orgasm?? Like i do all i can think of, i hit the clit frequently bla bla bla, wat the hell?? Is it me, or is there something she can do? i.e. is she holding back? thanks ahead of time.

And no shes not faking, for the haters ... The way she squirms and shouts shed be an oscar winning actress if she was faking.

either your techinuqe is shit or she has issues because it really aint that difficult

better yet get rid of her and go for one of the faggots on this site. They won't fake it will they insert their tool in you or vice versa.

Originally Posted by ponyboy

Here's a novel idea:

Ask her how she gets herself off.

Then do what she does.

'Nuff said.

Of course, if she doesn't double click her own mouse then she likely has some hangups and you will need to work a little harder. Remember as well something like 1 in 4 women have never had an orgasm.

Know what? I saw a Cathouse episode once when one of the hookers was teaching a bunch of males how to get a woman off.

And the big test was seeing what the guys learned personaly.

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

better yet get rid of her and go for one of the faggots on this site. They won't fake it will they insert their tool in you or vice versa.

Good sentence structure old man. Unfortunately for the fags, my dick gets hard from a nice piece of poon.

Originally Posted by jde05001

Good sentence structure old man. Unfortunately for the fags, my dick gets hard from a nice piece of poon.

Put it in her ass bro, works every time..

Originally Posted by jde05001

I have an issue. Yep, you guessed it lol getting her to "O" is a pain in the royal ass, but keep reading this because i dont want everyone to think i suck at the sexual orients... Basically, when we mess around its been a goal of mine to have her orgasm without sex, just to see if i can do it. She gets mighty close, like shouting and squirming, but wat the hell can i do to put her over the top to the spasm (for lack of a better word) orgasm?? Like i do all i can think of, i hit the clit frequently bla bla bla, wat the hell?? Is it me, or is there something she can do? i.e. is she holding back? thanks ahead of time.

And no shes not faking, for the haters ... The way she squirms and shouts shed be an oscar winning actress if she was faking.

Invite a trusted friend over and try D.P.

Double Penetration.

One cock in her pun-taing.

Once cock in here doo-doo bucket.


At the same time.

I think they have some show on HBO about sexual problems like this. I can't remember what it's called though. I would put my vote on something happened in her past that has made her sexually uncomfortable. I would maybe try and not rush it and just little by little get her try some new things with ya. It will come in time

maybe instead of diving sraight for the vagina, you could engage in some foreplay. punch foreplay into google and you'll get some hits.

Originally Posted by MyK

maybe instead of diving sraight for the vagina, you could engage in some foreplay. punch foreplay into google and you'll get some hits.

if you have to resort to google to show you how to munch on the box, you might as well give up and go gay.

cmon, i can tell u now the problem is not me. Shes nervous, I just need to find out a way to get rid of the nervousness i guess. I think she had previous bad experiences or something... but ive gotten other girls off before so i dont know.

Originally Posted by jde05001

cmon, i can tell u now the problem is not me. Shes nervous, I just need to find out a way to get rid of the nervousness i guess. I think she had previous bad experiences or something... but ive gotten other girls off before so i dont know.

Since you cant get the job done Try these.....

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

if you have to resort to google to show you how to munch on the box, you might as well give up and go gay.

foreplay is not the same as oral sex!!


how about lighting a room with tea candles and giving her a sensual massage?

how about kissing her on everyspot on her body (excluding her X rated zones)?

how about tieing her up and blind folding her and using feathers and ice (maybe wax) in imaginative ways?

^^^ and if that doesn't help us foremans idea!!!

Originally Posted by jde05001

cmon, i can tell u now the problem is not me. Shes nervous, I just need to find out a way to get rid of the nervousness i guess. I think she had previous bad experiences or something...

Dump her!!!!

This is just the start of her mental basket case issues -

(psycho bitch)

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Dump her!!!!

This is just the start of her mental basket case issues -

(psycho bitch)

Best post on this thread!!!!!
I agree dump the emotional cripple as soon as you can.

Originally Posted by jde05001

cmon, i can tell u now the problem is not me. Shes nervous, I just need to find out a way to get rid of the nervousness i guess. I think she had previous bad experiences or something... but ive gotten other girls off before so i dont know.

Roll her up a joint and have her smoke the fucking thing. I still like the idae of a vibrator. Then you just put your willy in her and go for the ride.

Originally Posted by MyK

foreplay is not the same as oral sex!!


how about lighting a room with tea candles and giving her a sensual massage?

how about kissing her on everyspot on her body (excluding her X rated zones)?

how about tieing her up and blind folding her and using feathers and ice (maybe wax) in imaginative ways?

How about getting your dong wet?

How about treating her like a lady and not a piece of meat?

Originally Posted by W8Lady

How about treating her like a lady and not a piece of meat?

Im sorry? Take it easy femi-nazi. I love everything about her and i treat her like it too. Trying to please her is somehow a fault of mine? Get off your high-horse; telling people to treat her like a woman, is a womans way of saying "I need a piece."