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Old 02-17-2006, 06:34 PM   #1
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What do you usually do before the act?


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Old 02-17-2006, 06:36 PM   #2
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Old 02-17-2006, 07:16 PM   #3
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Make sure I have the audiences full attention.


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Old 02-17-2006, 10:56 PM   #4
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make sure I have at least 30 seconds to kill
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Old 02-18-2006, 01:42 PM   #5
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Old 02-18-2006, 02:42 PM   #6
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Old 02-18-2006, 06:02 PM   #7
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first i lock my door then turn out the lights and then the magic happens


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Old 02-18-2006, 06:11 PM   #8
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I get my paraphernalia ready first. You know, the usual stuff... plastic bag, rope, handcuffs ..etc
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Old 03-17-2006, 10:39 AM   #9
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Old 04-03-2006, 12:07 PM   #10
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Old 06-05-2006, 04:59 AM   #11
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Look at pictures of muscle-bound women aged 18+.

think of Jodie Marsh.

think of fighting muscle-bound women.
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Old 06-05-2006, 08:20 AM   #12
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All I need is a tissue.


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Old 06-11-2006, 06:32 AM   #13
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Lock you door ... Grab some porno or have a really sexy thought in you head.

or just get your girlfriend to do it. i mean .. my masterbation has cut down loads
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Old 06-11-2006, 03:11 PM   #14
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Old 06-13-2006, 09:31 AM   #15
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Turn on the TV to Martha Stewart.
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Old 06-15-2006, 04:13 AM   #16
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I make some hot tea and choke myself with a belt
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Old 06-15-2006, 09:47 AM   #17
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go heavy on the cell tech!
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Old 06-15-2006, 09:51 AM   #18
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first i lock my door then turn out the lights and then the magic happens
you forgot to lock the door this time...
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Old 06-16-2006, 06:04 PM   #19
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Was that boy masterbating to a cartoon???


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Old 06-16-2006, 11:47 PM   #20
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Mino...don't be silly, who would masturbate to a cartoon?? it's a PC game...sheesh



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Old 06-17-2006, 01:35 AM   #21
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I usually sit on my hand for 10 minutes or so, til it falls asleep. Then i go to town, it feels like someone else is doing it!


I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!


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Old 06-18-2006, 12:53 PM   #22
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Old 06-23-2006, 05:33 PM   #23
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Old 07-01-2006, 02:56 PM   #24
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What do you usually do before the act?

You get wayyyy too much into this type of stuff.

Lotion and a porno... Tissue...


Stand for somethin, or fall for anything

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Old 07-01-2006, 03:27 PM   #25
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A whole roll of toilet paper helps.


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Old 09-07-2006, 04:33 PM   #26
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A small amount of Vaseline Petrolum Jelly works great. Not too much - just enough to allow it to slide easily and allow a lot of friction as well.

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lol it doesn't need any special preparations at all , any thing that's available works ...
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Old 09-07-2006, 06:32 PM   #28
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A whole roll of toilet paper helps.
How man? Do you use that hole? Sick!


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Old 09-07-2006, 09:31 PM   #29
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some porn(or a good imagination), a place to sit, ame sure no one's around at the moment and then make the magic happen.
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Old 09-08-2006, 12:19 AM   #30
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