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02-26-2006, 07:38 PM
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Monochromatic Bunny
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Vampires
You meet this woman on a street at night and she invites you for her home. There she has a friend and they both want to sleep with you. You and two women but like I said they are quite unusual. The place is not that charming either, it reminds of a old castle, it is dark and there is candles everywhere illuminating weird paintings.
Is sex fine under these conditions?
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02-26-2006, 08:02 PM
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the true playboy
Join Date: Mar 2005
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o ya, whats so bad about being a vampire? you bang hot vampire hoes and drink blood, personally id drink some meatheads blood and live of the gear in his blood
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Originally Posted by Luke8395
But, I've been with girls that had saggy chests and boring butts
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and they still had no personality. Those girls are usually really bitter. I think they realize they are useless.
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02-26-2006, 09:48 PM
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finding peace
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I am having a thing for vampires lately. It all started with Mr. Robertson from that Emanuelle movie. 
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02-26-2006, 10:30 PM
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the true playboy
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im having a thing for tits lately
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Originally Posted by Luke8395
But, I've been with girls that had saggy chests and boring butts
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and they still had no personality. Those girls are usually really bitter. I think they realize they are useless.
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02-26-2006, 10:45 PM
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finding peace
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02-27-2006, 06:08 AM
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Magical Apelikemenace
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Originally Posted by Vieope
You meet this woman on a street at night and she invites you for her home. There she has a friend and they both want to sleep with you. You and two women but like I said they are quite unusual. The place is not that charming either, it reminds of a old castle, it is dark and there is candles everywhere illuminating weird paintings.
Is sex fine under these conditions?
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02-27-2006, 06:47 AM
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Monochromatic Bunny
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
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Come on, you never had fantasies about vampires?
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02-27-2006, 09:40 AM
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Voodoo Child
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how about a viking vampire? um male of course....
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02-27-2006, 09:50 AM
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..is bulking up!
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Originally Posted by kicka19
im having a thing for tits lately
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'lately'?? which means you didnt previously? 
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02-27-2006, 09:51 AM
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..is bulking up!
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If one likes getting bitten during sex, then i guess it works for them 
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02-27-2006, 10:04 AM
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the true playboy
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Originally Posted by BulkMeUp
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Originally Posted by Luke8395
But, I've been with girls that had saggy chests and boring butts
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and they still had no personality. Those girls are usually really bitter. I think they realize they are useless.
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02-27-2006, 10:09 AM
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Voodoo Child
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Originally Posted by Vieope
Come on, you never had fantasies about vampires?
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02-27-2006, 10:10 AM
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Voodoo Child
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02-27-2006, 10:20 AM
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Magical Apelikemenace
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02-27-2006, 10:23 AM
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Monochromatic Bunny
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
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Yeah because being a monkey man is super cool.
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02-27-2006, 10:11 PM
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Registered User
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"if vampire tried to suck the blood out of me i would
unzip my poants and pull it out"....... JACK HANDY
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03-07-2006, 08:47 AM
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Thats Dr. Keke to you!
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You damn right it is. I have a vampire fetish. 
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