son's girlfreind

juggernaut · 04-03-2006, 12:17 PM

My son is going to be 18 years old. He has an 18 yr old girlfriend. She's pretty hot. It "never" entered my mind, but if your son or daughter came home with a hot chick or guy -would you bang her or him if they wanted you really bad?

lnvanry · 04-03-2006, 01:38 PM

if i was 18 and my girlfriends hot wanted to

goandykid · 04-03-2006, 05:59 PM

How has it never crossed your mind if you opened a thread on it...and no.

Steele20 · 04-03-2006, 06:08 PM

lmao, sounds like a really bad idea.

Vieope · 04-03-2006, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by juggernaut

My son is going to be 18 years old. He has an 18 yr old girlfriend. She's pretty hot. It "never" entered my mind, but if your son or daughter came home with a hot chick or guy -would you bang her or him if they wanted you really bad?

How did she came on to you?

MyK · 04-03-2006, 07:23 PM

absolutely jug, you should begin hitting on her immediately and "accidentally" walk in on them having sex!

Crono1000 · 04-03-2006, 09:52 PM

you're a sick bastard.

and yes, yes I would.

musclepump · 04-03-2006, 11:21 PM

Sick fuck.

**Mudge** · 04-04-2006, 12:31 AM

I heard on the radio a few weeks ago (Dr. Drew) a chick called in, she slept with her recent husbands father after she got married.

How fucked up is that.

**Gazhole** · 04-04-2006, 12:39 AM

That is pretty fucked up.

And no, i wouldnt.

aceshigh · 04-04-2006, 12:44 AM

you are disgusting man

yes i would

Vieope · 04-04-2006, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Mudge

I heard on the radio a few weeks ago (Dr. Drew) a chick called in, she slept with her recent husbands father after she got married.

How fucked up is that.

It is so fucked up. Really man, where are these people?

aod · 04-04-2006, 06:37 AM

Bang my own sons girlfriend?

There's a lot of things I would do, but this is just fucked up. Hell no.

PreMier · 04-04-2006, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Mudge

I heard on the radio a few weeks ago (Dr. Drew) a chick called in, she slept with her recent husbands father after she got married.

How fucked up is that.

I would kill them both. Just sick and wrong

Pepper · 04-04-2006, 11:08 AM

There is an attorney here that slept with, then married, his son's fiance.

He brought her home for dinner one night...

BulkMeUp · 04-04-2006, 11:24 AM

Anyone seen the movie 'Damage' (Jeremy Irons & Juliette Binoche)?

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Plot Summary for Damage (1992):
A member of Parliament (Irons) falls passionately in love with his son's fiancée. They pursue their affair with obsessive abandon despite the dangers of discovery and what it would do to his complacent life and his son. Completely obsessed, he wants to give up his current lifestyle to be with her. She has no intention of allowing him to do this, preferring to have her marriage to the son as a cover. They are eventually discovered, and must deal with the damage. Based on the novel by Josephine Hart.

juggernaut · 04-04-2006, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Vieope

How did she came on to you?

one thing lead to another. I was sititng on my deck, and my kid went upstairs. She stayed down with me to help cook dinner. As I was flipping the burgers, I burned my hand and she caught my hand. As I was "owing" she started to well, caress it, staring into my eyes. Now, my intuition says what the fuck is she doing??? She says she knows another way for it to get really hot. I said this needs mustard and turned around and went inside to get soemthing. (I come out and she says whats the matter? To much for you? I'll be gentle. I called my sons' name to tell him dinner was ready (I'm frrrrreakin). I play like nothing happened. Under the table, she starts playing fucking footsie with me!
I got out of it alive, but when she left, she said to me that she wasnt done with me. Holy shit. Now, I gotta tell my kid that this girl is no good and I dont want to crush him because he's nuts about her.

**I Are Baboon** · 04-04-2006, 01:28 PM

This thread is fantastic.

I don't have a son, and if I had an 18 year old son, that would mean I was 15 when I had him, which means I'm probably screwed up anyway.

Vieope · 04-04-2006, 01:45 PM

Haha.. well that was not a subtle message. Does she have friends just like her?

juggernaut · 04-04-2006, 02:36 PM

it is pretty f*cked up isnt it?

Scott17 · 04-04-2006, 03:28 PM

Oh man are you in a predickament lol

A. You can just stay away from her whenever she comes over and wait for them to break up...if they do lol

or

B. Rail the shit outta her and have to live with it the rest of your life that you banged your 18 year old son's g/f. And have it eat away at you for the rest of your life and make sure he never finds out.

or

C. Tell him and take the chance of him either trusting you and dumping her, or accuse you of lieing and get in a horrible fight.

PreMier · 04-04-2006, 03:41 PM

Bag the hoe, and tell your son "you cant make a hoe a housewife".

j/k

I would just ignore it, and try to avoid her next time she is over at your house. If it continues wire yourself, and let your son listen to the recording.

PreMier · 04-04-2006, 03:42 PM

Oh, and post a picture of her!

juggernaut · 04-04-2006, 03:46 PM

thats fucked up premier

PreMier · 04-04-2006, 03:50 PM

Which one? I gave you a serious reply. If my dad approached me and said my gf was hitting on him, and I really liked her, I would be torn.. I would want some sort of proof. I would probably dump her, and be pissed at my dad for a long time if there wasnt any.

Steele20 · 04-04-2006, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by juggernaut

one thing lead to another. I was sititng on my deck, and my kid went upstairs. She stayed down with me to help cook dinner. As I was flipping the burgers, I burned my hand and she caught my hand. As I was "owing" she started to well, caress it, staring into my eyes. Now, my intuition says what the fuck is she doing??? She says she knows another way for it to get really hot. I said this needs mustard and turned around and went inside to get soemthing. (I come out and she says whats the matter? To much for you? I'll be gentle. I called my sons' name to tell him dinner was ready (I'm frrrrreakin). I play like nothing happened. Under the table, she starts playing fucking footsie with me!
I got out of it alive, but when she left, she said to me that she wasnt done with me. Holy shit. Now, I gotta tell my kid that this girl is no good and I dont want to crush him because he's nuts about her.

Just tell your son. He's going to be hurt more if he doesn't find out his gf is a slut then walks in on her and some other guy, or her telling him she's cheated on him. Just tell him now before he starts to fall in love with this chick and finds out his gf cheated on him. Or you can wait till he falls in love with her, then she cheats, and have a pissed off 18 year old walking around the house for a long time.

Vieope · 04-04-2006, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by PreMier

I would just ignore it, and try to avoid her next time she is over at your house. If it continues wire yourself, and let your son listen to the recording.

WTF, how would that help? His son would get sad, she would get angry and he would not get laid.

If she sleeps with him and never tell anyone, he will get laid, she will get laid and his son will never know and they will probably break up in the future anyway. I am still not really sure what he needs to do though.

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Originally Posted by juggernaut

it is pretty f*cked up isnt it?

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04-03-2006, 12:17 PM	#1
juggernaut hybrid of machine & skin Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Mars Posts: 4,129 Photos: 2	son's girlfreind My son is going to be 18 years old. He has an 18 yr old girlfriend. She's pretty hot. It "never" entered my mind, but if your son or daughter came home with a hot chick or guy -would you bang her or him if they wanted you really bad?
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04-03-2006, 05:59 PM	#3
goandykid Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,380	How has it never crossed your mind if you opened a thread on it...and no.
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04-03-2006, 11:21 PM	#8
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04-04-2006, 12:31 AM	#9
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lnvanry primeau Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: DC Posts: 2,976 Photos: 12	if i was 18 and my girlfriends hot wanted to

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Steele20 Intensity! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 711	lmao, sounds like a really bad idea.

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MyK Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: consumerville! Posts: 10,201 Photos: 1	absolutely jug, you should begin hitting on her immediately and "accidentally" walk in on them having sex!

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Crono1000 Peelosopher Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,667 Photos: 11	you're a sick bastard. and yes, yes I would.

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04-04-2006, 06:37 AM	#13
aod Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 32	Bang my own sons girlfriend? There's a lot of things I would do, but this is just fucked up. Hell no.

04-04-2006, 11:08 AM	#15
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I Are Baboon pedal pedal pedal Moderator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Beerville Posts: 10,805 Photos: 10	This thread is fantastic. I don't have a son, and if I had an 18 year old son, that would mean I was 15 when I had him, which means I'm probably screwed up anyway.

04-04-2006, 01:45 PM	#19
Vieope Monochromatic Bunny Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: drinking coffee.. Posts: 14,817 Photos: 10	Haha.. well that was not a subtle message. Does she have friends just like her?
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04-04-2006, 02:36 PM	#20
juggernaut hybrid of machine & skin Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Mars Posts: 4,129 Photos: 2	it is pretty f*cked up isnt it?
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04-04-2006, 03:28 PM	#21
Scott17 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Mass Posts: 242 Photos: 3	Oh man are you in a predickament lol A. You can just stay away from her whenever she comes over and wait for them to break up...if they do lol or B. Rail the shit outta her and have to live with it the rest of your life that you banged your 18 year old son's g/f. And have it eat away at you for the rest of your life and make sure he never finds out. or C. Tell him and take the chance of him either trusting you and dumping her, or accuse you of lieing and get in a horrible fight.
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04-04-2006, 03:41 PM	#22
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,055 Photos: 2	Bag the hoe, and tell your son "you cant make a hoe a housewife". j/k I would just ignore it, and try to avoid her next time she is over at your house. If it continues wire yourself, and let your son listen to the recording.
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04-04-2006, 03:42 PM	#23
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,055 Photos: 2	Oh, and post a picture of her!
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04-04-2006, 03:46 PM	#24
juggernaut hybrid of machine & skin Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Mars Posts: 4,129 Photos: 2	thats fucked up premier
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04-04-2006, 03:50 PM	#25
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,055 Photos: 2	Which one? I gave you a serious reply. If my dad approached me and said my gf was hitting on him, and I really liked her, I would be torn.. I would want some sort of proof. I would probably dump her, and be pissed at my dad for a long time if there wasnt any.
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