Thread: the oldest virgin you have ever met

I tried to post a poll but I got up to get a beer and it said "You can only post a poll within 3 minutes of making a thread"

Anyway, I knew a 23 year old virgin. He was fat and he was an absolute asshole. He tried to sleep with one of our friends ex girlfriends and she laughed at him and asked him to leave.

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I worked as a restaurant manager in my undergrad years and on of the day staff was a mid 40's virgin! she was pretty weird!

Originally Posted by MyK

I worked as a restaurant manager in my undergrad years and on of the day staff was a mid 40's virgin! she was pretty weird!

How did she tell you that?

Originally Posted by Vieope

How did she tell you that?

everyone knew about it, it was a big joke!

Originally Posted by clemson357

how old was the oldest virgin you have ever met. I am talking about being absolutely positive, as in they told you. "She was so ugly she had to be a virgin" doesn't count.

how old are you again, Vieope?

Originally Posted by Crono1000

how old are you again, Vieope?

Ask Tit your girlfriend.

Yes I have met Tit. Very nice lady.

I have a female friend who was 31 when she lost her virginity.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

I have a female friend who was 31 when she lost her virginity.

was it while she was Vegas?

Originally Posted by Vieope

Ask Tit your girlfriend.

Yes I have met Tit. Very nice lady.

Originally Posted by Crono1000

But I still have my gay virginity intact, my transexual virginity is intact either min0.

Originally Posted by MyK

was it while she was Vegas?

No, she fell in love in NYC.

Originally Posted by Vieope

But I still have my gay virginity intact, my transexual virginity is intact either min0.

Darn..

Originally Posted by Vieope

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I spoke to tit, she says it doesn't count as sex if you don't make it past putting on the condom

Oh, the 23 year old virgin I mentioned might still be a virgin for all I know. I am positive that he graduated college as a virgin; if you can't get laid while you are in college, what are your chances afterwards? By this time he is either 25 or 26.

Originally Posted by Crono1000

I spoke to tit, she says it doesn't count as sex if you don't make it past putting on the condom

I want to prove somehow that I had sex with Tit. But I cant be too convincing because that would make you mad. It is difficult to find the right balance.

37, or at least that is what she said. The guy left her now she is living with another woman and they are happy in love.

In the navy this dude was in his 40's probably late, he looked a bit retarded and lived on the ship, he got busted down from E6 for getting caught masterbating on the mess deck, he never left Pearl Harbor Naval Station and lived on board playing video games all day. He was proud to still be a virgin he said he may be asexual.

33 bigger woman, but she has a pretty face.